Certified Legendary Thread Duritz in "Annoy a corporate"

[Kynge of Begrem]

my go with Ladbrokes

Andy: Hello, my name is Andy
ME: HI Andy
Andy: How can I help you today?
ME: I cant remember my user name. ima a big geelong fan so it is probably some stupid like Kardinina Park!
ME: Are you there? Can you tell me what it was and what my passwords is?
Andy: Just to clarify, you had to use your username and password to log in to chat. Was there something else?
ME: LOL!

Oh man I had forgotten about this guy...

 

[Duritz]

Just now with Sportsbet...

Duritz
Hello, hello are you there? I can't see anyone

Chat started

Welcome to Live Chat!
One moment while we connect you to an agent.

Alison joined the chat

Alison
Hi Cameron

Duritz
oh yes hello

Alison
How can I help you?

Duritz
well I was wondering if you had a certain bet type
I tried to find it on your website but there's a lot of menus and I got confused and nearly ended up in chinese soccer
which is no good because I do not like them
soccer that is, not the chinese
I am fine with the chinese
I especially enjoy their food

Alison
No worries Cameron, what were you looking for in particular?

Duritz
well there's a race on Saturday at Flemington called the Derby
but that's not the race I am looking at, but I thought I'd mention it so you knew the meeting I was talking about
there's another race that day called the Coolmore Stud Steaks

Alison
Here it is, Race 5 https://www.sportsbet.com.au/horse-...7-3700789.html?CarouselSB1#accordion-57392521

Duritz
oh yes I could find that
very efficient of you though
were you once a member of the Borg and got freed like Seven of Nine?
probably not, now I think about it
anyway, in the Coolmore Stud Steaks it is a race for 3yo's, and there's a lot of good 3yo male horses running and a lot of good 3yo female horses running
I was wondering if you were going to do a bet type of "boys vs girls" on it?

Alison
I will pass on that to our marketing team for you Cameron

Duritz
could you ask if they will? I am happy to hold, I don't have much to do today
I have to pick up a bertocchi ham later that's being sent to me and that's about all

Alison
I will pass on the info, its up to them if they make it a market
We won't know until the day if they put it up or not sorry Cameron

Duritz
oh right, so they won't do it with the boys or the girls bet until Saturday?

Alison
They may not offer that as a market at all

Duritz
not at all, that's disconcerting
so how will I find out if they do?

Alison
Not all requests are accepted, you just have to keep an eye on the market

Duritz
oh ok
would it help if I sent them messages on twitter every half an hour between now and then asking if it is up yet?

Alison
I advise you not to do that please Cameron
It is up to our traders if we offer that market or not

Duritz
OK, well I very much hope they decide that in this gender equal world we find ourselves a bit of fun between girls and boys is still OK. I'll keep a look out. It's time to get my ham now, thank you Alison

 

[Watts4Dinner]

****ing steaks hahaha

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

'I got confused and nearly ended up in chinese soccer
which is no good because I do not like them
soccer that is, not the chinese
I am fine with the chinese
I especially enjoy their food'

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