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Until the fans stop tolerating the club's shit, it will keep happening.

Dodoro should not be allowed near the joint.

The fans need to demand this.


A case in point is Essendon fans piping up in this thread during the year after a win spruiking that Dodoor isn't that bad after all. They just get sucked in by the cult.

The fans need to demand he goes. And that Sheedy goes. And that the coteries piss and let actual football people do their jobs.
The fans can’t do shit. Blaming the fans is something that was already done before. We’ve been demanding the changes you say for years. What happened after that? We were called entitled by Worsfold and others for demanding a successful club. We were called the most impatient fan base in the league chasing sugar hits because apparently we’re the only club that cannot demand success. The only one where it is acceptable to be waiting for 20 years without a finals win and being called entitled for wanting even minor successes such as maybe a home final, a good percentage or a 10 goal win.

Dodoro is not involved in list management now and only deals with re-signing players and negotiating contracts despite our demands for him to be entirely removed. So what can the fans do beyond that?

Many fans don’t want Sheedy near the club, but how many are involved enough with the club to be voting board members in and out?

Blaming the fans is ridiculous because at the end of the day, it’s just another excuse to continue a loser culture.

Winning a final is somehow this grand achievement for Essendon when it means nothing for any other established club. That’s how low standards and expectations at Essendon are and that’s the core issue. No more cheering awful wins and no more setting the premiership bar to a final appearance or an elimination final win. Loser mentality.
 
The fans can’t do shit. Blaming the fans is something that was already done before. We’ve been demanding the changes you say for years. What happened after that? We were called entitled by Worsfold and others for demanding a successful club. We were called the most impatient fan base in the league chasing sugar hits because apparently we’re the only club that cannot demand success. The only one where it is acceptable to be waiting for 20 years without a finals win and being called entitled for wanting even minor successes such as maybe a home final, a good percentage or a 10 goal win.

Dodoro is not involved in list management now and only deals with re-signing players and negotiating contracts despite our demands for him to be entirely removed. So what can the fans do beyond that?

Many fans don’t want Sheedy near the club, but how many are involved enough with the club to be voting board members in and out?

Blaming the fans is ridiculous because at the end of the day, it’s just another excuse to continue a loser culture.

Winning a final is somehow this grand achievement for Essendon when it means nothing for any other established club. That’s how low standards and expectations at Essendon are and that’s the core issue. No more cheering awful wins and no more setting the premiership bar to a final appearance or an elimination final win. Loser mentality.
Stop buying memberships. Stop going to games.


It'll change within 3 weeks.
 
Stop buying memberships. Stop going to games.


It'll change within 3 weeks.
Already happened. Essendon have decreased in members this year despite the good start and lag over 20k behind the other big 4.

It won’t stop the excuses. The only people that can make a swift change are the coteries and they are delusional. They only care about kicking the coach out for the next coach and repeating the cycle.
 
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Already happened. Essendon have decreased in members this year despite the good start and lag over 20k behind the other big 4.

It won’t stop the excuses. The only people that can make a swift change are the coteries and they are delusional. They only care about kicking the coach out for the next coach and repeating the cycle.
We have the best list manager in the world, Adrian Dodoro - maybe he can finally stamp his credentials by bundling the coteries and shopping them around to some other clubs for a future 4th round pick?
 
Out of the top 8 by the end of this round.
From second on the ladder to out of the eight in a few weeks. Their pizz poor % was always a give away that they were above their true station. Now have the 15th placed % so still above where percentage places them.

But tonight, the Essendon Edge hahahahahaha

Another 400+ days to add to the massive no finals win counter. A lot of mediocre players been recruited and traded in.
 
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Thanks for Massimo fellas. Do the Bombers happen to have any other players with decent footskills on the cheap that we can re-program?

Looking at the best 22 today it doesn't seem like hitting a target is a requirement to getting selected.

It's like Scott decided having one decent kick in Martin is enough and crammed the side full of potatoes who can run.
 

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Sheedy previously made it public that he didn't want Scott as coach and voted for Hird. Should the board have listened to Sheedy and bring in Hird now?
sheedy is a stain on the club presently. too many codgers clinging to hopes of years past.

need a proper admin clean out, he needs to go, dodoro needs to go, half the support staff need to go (specifically the strength and conditioning coach, he can GAGF, useless dickhead).

the club has the mental fortitude of kids on their first day of primary school. loser mentality and it'll always be there until someone takes it right to them
 
sheedy is a stain on the club presently. too many codgers clinging to hopes of years past.

need a proper admin clean out, he needs to go, dodoro needs to go, half the support staff need to go (specifically the strength and conditioning coach, he can GAGF, useless dickhead).

the club has the mental fortitude of kids on their first day of primary school. loser mentality and it'll always be there until someone takes it right to them
I remember when Mark Thompson went there after he stepped down as our coach, and how shocked he was at seeing how Essendon are run like a bush league club in comparison to Geelong.
 
I remember when Mark Thompson went there after he stepped down as our coach, and how shocked he was at seeing how Essendon are run like a bush league club in comparison to Geelong.
it's a boys club. how you can have a list manager pick pick very few genuine talents in 30 years and still be in the job boggles the mind
 
I remember when Mark Thompson went there after he stepped down as our coach, and how shocked he was at seeing how Essendon are run like a bush league club in comparison to Geelong.

He did a lot of good for the club after realising what a shambles it was in at the time, he assisted in the multi-million dollar development of the new training facilities, really helped the coaches behind the scenes at the time, was a big fan of Robinson and how he helped Geelong's fitness/strength. The Dank thing was something they didn't expect, had that not happened i wouldn't be surprised if Mark had of turned the club around from 2012. If you take out the whole supplements scenario, such a missed chance for the club.
 

This was back in 2010, when he got to the club and realised it was a shambles, he assisted in the design and development of the multi-million dollar training facilities that was built a few years after. Which is called the EFC Hangar. Funnily enough having the new facilities and a replica of an MCG & Marvel sized ground, hasn't seemed to have helped.
 
This was back in 2010, when he got to the club and realised it was a shambles, he assisted in the design and development of the multi-million dollar training facilities that was built a few years after. Which is called the EFC Hangar. Funnily enough having the new facilities and a replica of an MCG & Marvel sized ground, hasn't seemed to have helped.
WTF is a football coach doing getting involved in that shit?
 
Thanks for Massimo fellas. Do the Bombers happen to have any other players with decent footskills on the cheap that we can re-program?

Looking at the best 22 today it doesn't seem like hitting a target is a requirement to getting selected.

It's like Scott decided having one decent kick in Martin is enough and crammed the side full of potatoes who can run.
Martin cant kick. hes shaun Higgins in a bombers jumper
 

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