Football Related Random Thread - PART 2

[M Malice]

Dayne Beams signed to play at a local club Pearcedale in 2023. Should be interesting.

Ryan Bastinac played there in 2022 and his father Peter Bastinac is senior coach.

Dayne will give a great loves youse all introduction speech.

 

[MSB ROYS]

Beams played well for us until his father died. Certainly went of the rails after this. He will need to do a fair bit of training to get back in shape if he hasn't done anything since being on TV.

 

[royboy2]

Might want to get off the gear too

 

[Nathan Barley]

Can't see the reject shop Pearcedale coffee tables selling as well as the Collingwood or Brisbane ones when marked up 1000% on his website

 

[Section 5]

I imagine we get to see this change at the Cats game. Possibly the Sydney game.

The AFL should be congratulated for the new umpire system, but it won't change much

Dwayne Russell weighs in on the AFL's introduction of four field umpires for the 2023 season.

www.sen.com.au

 

[Jivlain]

You are all cordially invited to help me defeat the perfidious Chieftain and also Port by voting in this thread:
Live Event - Footy Club Survivor: Dunno about "Outwit", but can your club outlast?

We're in the final four but Adelaide are being a bit sporting. Come along and help out!

Live Event - Footy Club Survivor: Dunno about "Outwit", but can your club outlast?

 

[Sausages]

I'm angry today, at the state of this world, politically.

So, to make myself feel better, I will post here:

PORT ARE ABSOLUTE TRASH FOREVER

Ahhhh, yep, that's what I needed.

LIONS
LIONS
LIONS
LIONS
LIONS
LIONS
LIONS
LIONS

 

[Dalions]

I'm angry today, at the state of this world, politically.

So, to make myself feel better, I will post here:

PORT ARE ABSOLUTE TRASH FOREVER

Ahhhh, yep, that's what I needed.

LIONS
LIONS
LIONS
LIONS
LIONS
LIONS
LIONS
LIONS

Why don’t you write up the preview for round 1 then?
It would be quite an entertaining read.

Preview writers 2023

One of the most highly regarded ways any poster can take part in the Brisbane Lions board is contributing previews throughout the year! We've had some high bars, some low bars (ZoBlitz dlanod) and generally great contributions all around so come on down everyone who wants to point their hand...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Sausages]

Why don’t you write up the preview for round 1 then?
It would be quite an entertaining read.

Preview writers 2023

One of the most highly regarded ways any poster can take part in the Brisbane Lions board is contributing previews throughout the year! We've had some high bars, some low bars (ZoBlitz dlanod) and generally great contributions all around so come on down everyone who wants to point their hand...

www.bigfooty.com

I did do the Port game a few years back - I'll happily go again if it's yet to be allocated, abso-****en-lutely

So long as everyone realises I'll be spending ZERO time analysing Port, since.....THEY ARE TRASH, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, UNTIL THE SUN COLLAPSES

I will, however, spend time outlining the MYRIAD of ways our lines (B/HB/C etc) are so superior that it challenges the Oxford Thesaurus to conjure up sufficient superlatives

 

[Section 5]

I did do the Port game a few years back - I'll happily go again if it's yet to be allocated, abso-*en-lutely

So long as everyone realises I'll be spending ZERO time analysing Port, since.....THEY ARE TRASH, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, UNTIL THE SUN COLLAPSES

I will, however, spend time outlining the MYRIAD of ways our lines (B/HB/C etc) are so superior that it challenges the Oxford Thesaurus to conjure up sufficient superlatives

Round 1 is always a hard one to write a preview on.
You have no previous game form or teams named to go on, and only 1 official trial that's only available on Kayo or Fox.

So, a completely biased write up by Sausages fits the bill. What could go wrong other than the result.

Looking forward to you setting the standard for 2023.

 

[Sausages]

Round 1 is always a hard one to write a preview on.
You have no previous game form or teams named to go on, and only 1 official trial that's only available on Kayo or Fox.

So, a completely biased write up by Sausages fits the bill. What could go wrong other than the result.

Looking forward to you setting the standard for 2023.

Well Section 5, all I can say is I will (likely) set a low bar that subsequent contributors can improve on lol

But Round 1, we'll all be full of beans, excited and with varying levels of confidence, trepidation and desire to not invest too heavily in lids and operations

 

[M Malice]

Dunks might have started the migration from Bulimba/Morningside/Camp Hill to closer to Brighton Homes Arena.... not all that much closer though.

NICE! >

Brisbane Lions star Josh Dunkley

5

Josh Dunkley

Age

27

Ht

191cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.8

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

11.3

5star

M

4.3

4star

T

5.8

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

20.7

5star

K

7.0

3star

HB

13.7

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

5.3

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

14.2

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

4.0

5star

CL

1.4

4star

buys $2.2million pad

Rising AFL star Josh Dunkley

5

Josh Dunkley

Age

27

Ht

191cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.8

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

11.3

5star

M

4.3

4star

T

5.8

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

20.7

5star

K

7.0

3star

HB

13.7

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

5.3

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

14.2

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

4.0

5star

CL

1.4

4star

has snapped up a gorgeous new pad in Brisbane for a cool $2.265million.

Located 4kms from the CBD in the sought after suburb of Paddington, the sprawling two-storey home boasts five-bedrooms, a pool and a wine cellar.

Josh, 25, bought the property in December last year after Melbourne's Western Bulldogs traded him with the Brisbane Lions in October reports News.com.

According to the publication, Josh purchased the home with his beautiful girlfriend, Tippah Dwan, 23, who plays for Adelaide in the Super Netball.

Designed to combine its vintage features with modern luxury, the couple's new home sits on a 405 sqm block and boasts an expansive layout.

 

[Section 5]

Dunks might have started the migration from Bulimba/Morningside/Camp Hill to closer to Brighton Homes Arena.... not all that much closer though.

NICE! >

Brisbane Lions star Josh Dunkley buys $2.2million pad

Rising AFL star Josh Dunkley has snapped up a gorgeous new pad in Brisbane for a cool $2.265million.

Located 4kms from the CBD in the sought after suburb of Paddington, the sprawling two-storey home boasts five-bedrooms, a pool and a wine cellar.

Josh, 25, bought the property in December last year after Melbourne's Western Bulldogs traded him with the Brisbane Lions in October reports News.com.

According to the publication, Josh purchased the home with his beautiful girlfriend, Tippah Dwan, 23, who plays for Adelaide in the Super Netball.

Designed to combine its vintage features with modern luxury, the couple's new home sits on a 405 sqm block and boasts an expansive layout.

I saw that yesterday at the game.
Just appeared as a notification.

 

[trikster]

Collingwood / Drugs / Ginnivan

Pies forward Ginnivan banned after illicit drug use

Pies goalsneak admits to using illicit substance after vision from January emerges

www.afl.com.au

 

[Dalions]

Collingwood / Drugs / Ginnivan

Pies forward Ginnivan banned after illicit drug use

Pies goalsneak admits to using illicit substance after vision from January emerges

www.afl.com.au

How’s the news this morning calling Jack Ginnivan an absolute STAR of the Competition.
What a load of shit

 

[Section 5]

How’s the news this morning calling Jack Ginnivan an absolute STAR of the Competition.
What a load of s**t

Every footballer is a star (EDIT article headline wise) when drugs/fights/domestic violence is involved.

 

[Dalions]

Every footballer is a star when drugs/fights/domestic violence is involved.

Uugghh!

 

[wantok]

Interesting horse in the first race at Eaglefarm today. Revitupcharlie goes round at good odds. Stable-mate Onyabikecharlie scratched from the same race.

Sent from my SM-A525F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Saucery]

AFL, NRL accused of being 'more concerned with legal liability than player health' at concussion inquiry

Concussion guidelines in both professional and amateur sport are among the topics being examined by a Senate inquiry.

www.abc.net.au

 

[trikster]

AFL, NRL accused of being 'more concerned with legal liability than player health' at concussion inquiry

Concussion guidelines in both professional and amateur sport are among the topics being examined by a Senate inquiry.

www.abc.net.au

no s#!t

 

[Cubs2Lions]

 

[Mr Ripper]

What is it with YouTube creators and titular typos?

 

[ZoBlitz]

What is it with YouTube creators and titular typos?

At least the font is the right way round.

 

[Section 5]

With Zorko stepping down the Lions will appoint a new captain.
That will make it 9 new AFL captains in 2023.
With three still to be decided Blues, Suns & Saints it may get to 10 (STK).
That appears to me to be a a lot of changes in one year although i have no idea of average captain turnovers each year.

AFL captains 2023​

Club	Name	Year appointed
Adelaide	Jordan Dawson	2023
Brisbane		2023
Carlton	TBC (previously Patrick Cripps 9 Patrick Cripps Age 29 Ht 195cm Wt 93kg Pos. Mid Career Season Last 5 D 25.9 5star K 9.8 4star HB 16.1 5star M 3.4 3star T 5.8 5star CL 7.4 5star D 21.0 5star K 10.1 4star HB 10.9 5star M 2.5 3star T 3.8 4star CL 6.3 5star D 12.6 4star K 4.8 2star HB 7.8 5star M 2.0 3star T 3.2 5star CL 1.4 4star )	TBC
Collingwood	Darcy Moore	2023
Essendon	Zach Merrett	2023
Fremantle	Alex Pearce	2023
Geelong	Patrick Dangerfield	2023
Gold Coast	TBC (previously Touk Miller 11 Touk Miller Age 28 Ht 178cm Wt 84kg Pos. Mid Career Season Last 5 D 21.7 5star K 9.5 4star HB 12.3 5star M 3.7 4star T 5.4 5star CL 4.2 5star D 22.0 5star K 11.4 4star HB 10.6 5star M 2.9 3star T 4.8 5star CL 4.1 5star D 17.8 5star K 5.8 3star HB 12.0 5star M 3.0 3star T 3.8 5star CL 3.0 5star /Jarrod Witts 28 Jarrod Witts Age 32 Ht 209cm Wt 110kg Pos. Ruck Career Season Last 5 D 12.2 3star K 6.4 3star HB 5.8 4star CL 3.3 5star HO 31.8 5star D 10.8 3star K 5.9 2star HB 4.9 3star CL 3.4 4star HO 29.5 5star D 7.8 2star K 4.2 2star HB 3.6 3star CL 0.4 3star HO 8.0 5star )	TBC
GWS	Toby Greene	2023
Hawthorn	James Sicily	2023
Melbourne	Max Gawn	2020
North Melbourne	Jy Simpkin/Luke McDonald 11 Luke Mcdonald Age 29 Ht 189cm Wt 87kg Pos. Def Career Season Last 5 D 16.9 4star K 9.6 4star HB 7.3 5star M 3.8 4star T 2.7 4star MG 317.1 4star D 14.1 3star K 7.3 3star HB 6.9 4star M 2.4 3star T 3.3 4star MG 205.0 3star D 19.2 5star K 10.2 4star HB 9.0 5star M 3.2 4star T 3.6 5star	2023
Port Adelaide	Tom Jonas	2019
Richmond	Dylan Grimes/Toby Nankervis 25 Toby Nankervis Age 30 Ht 199cm Wt 102kg Pos. Ruck Career Season Last 5 D 14.2 4star K 7.2 3star HB 7.0 4star CL 2.9 4star HO 21.9 5star D 12.0 3star K 5.7 2star HB 6.3 4star CL 3.0 4star HO 17.0 5star D 7.8 2star K 3.4 2star HB 4.4 4star CL 1.0 3star HO 8.4 5star	2022
St Kilda	TBC (previously Jack Steele 9 Jack Steele Age 28 Ht 187cm Wt 90kg Pos. Mid Career Season Last 5 D 20.9 5star K 8.7 3star HB 12.2 5star M 3.7 4star T 6.8 5star CL 3.6 5star D 21.3 5star K 10.0 4star HB 11.3 5star M 4.0 4star T 5.8 5star CL 4.6 5star D 16.8 4star K 5.0 2star HB 11.8 5star M 2.6 3star T 6.4 5star CL 3.6 5star )	TBC
Sydney	Luke Parker/Dane Rampe 24 Dane Rampe Age 34 Ht 187cm Wt 89kg Pos. Def Career Season Last 5 D 17.0 4star K 10.6 4star HB 6.4 4star M 4.9 5star T 2.5 4star MG 358.8 5star D 14.1 3star K 9.0 4star HB 5.1 3star M 3.4 3star T 1.5 2star MG 284.5 4star D 10.6 3star K 7.2 3star HB 3.4 3star M 2.4 3star T 1.4 4star /Callum Mills 14 Callum Mills Age 27 Ht 188cm Wt 86kg Pos. Mid Career Season Last 5 D 18.2 5star K 10.8 4star HB 7.4 5star M 5.3 5star T 2.6 4star CL 0.6 3star D 18.4 4star K 11.5 4star HB 6.9 4star M 5.4 5star T 3.4 4star CL 1.4 4star D 17.0 5star K 9.4 4star HB 7.6 5star M 4.4 4star T 2.8 5star CL 1.2 4star	2022
West Coast	Luke Shuey	2020
Western Bulldogs	Marcus Bontempelli	2020

 

[RU_]

Sick news confirmed regarding Jeffrey Corfe (Joffa)’s past. How he isn’t doing jail time is beyond me.