Injury Fremantle 2023 Injury Thread

[kingswood71]

And so Dockères Sans Médecins, also known as Dockers Without Doctors, was formed in 2021 in an attempt to seduce medical professionals to Cockburn to replace the current hacks and simultaneously encouraging willing donors to offer up their limbs, mostly legs.

As a GP I am more than happy to offer my services....I am skilled in diabetes and hypertension management so we will have that covered
If any player should need an implanon or other form of contraception, I can do that too. (Except mirena insertions )
Never done a leg transplant, but willing to try!....Knee bones connected to the thigh bone, thigh bones connected to the hip bone...cant be that hard

 

[Taylor]

Dockers avec bois de rois!

Antlers are close enough to kings wood. Plus it's very riske.

 

[DragoDelph]

I have experience rehabilitating leg injuries on horses.. plus removing limbs. I’m sure between us all we can figure this out

 

[SandiHill]

it's not.

It was actually this morning

 

[kingswood71]

I have experience rehabilitating leg injuries on horses.. plus removing limbs. I’m sure between us all we can figure this out

Great! We should look at transplant a couple of horse rear quarters onto Hilly

 

[Okinakashi]

It was actually this morning

It was posted on line this morning. No one knows when the photo was taken.

 

[kingswood71]

Dockers avec bois de rois!

Antlers are close enough to kings wood. Plus it's very riske.

Pour les dockers, nous avons besoin de pièces de jambe décentes

 

[Taylor]

Pour les dockers, nous avons besoin de pièces de jambe décentes

We sure do!

 

[Benzi10]

Dockers avec bois de rois!

Bois des rois.

nous avons besoin de pièces de jambe décentes

Nous avons besoin de jambes de meilleur qualité.

And before i see the calves jokes, calf is 'mollet'.

 

[Bring back Drum]

I am still optimistic, that we can get 5-6 players back in 2-3 weeks.

I am keen to place Bewley, Lobb and Hill on the LTI list so we get players in the mid season draft.


PLAYER INJURY ESTIMATED RETURN TIME
Sam Sturt Ankle Test
Michael Frederick Calf Test
Brandon Walker Foot Test
Nathan O'Driscoll Shoulder Test
Griffin Logue Hamstring 1 week
Michael Walters Hamstring 1-2 weeks
Bailey Banfield Ankle 2-3 weeks
Darcy Tucker Hamstring 3 weeks
Mitch Crowden Calf 3 weeks
Joel Hamling Ankle 4-6 weeks
Alex Pearce Knee 6-8 weeks
Brett Bewley Groin TBA
Stephen Hill Hamstring TBA
Rory Lobb Knee TBA

The problem is the other 12 we lose in the meantime.

 

[SandiHill]

It was posted on line this morning. No one knows when the photo was taken.

Was only joking

 

[BettercallSaul]

As a GP I am more than happy to offer my services....I am skilled in diabetes and hypertension management so we will have that covered
If any player should need an implanon or other form of contraception, I can do that too. (Except mirena insertions )
Never done a leg transplant, but willing to try!....Knee bones connected to the thigh bone, thigh bones connected to the hip bone...cant be that hard

Sorry over qualified.

 

[Van_Dyke]

So with the very early morning Tabs news which player has had a leg amputated over night?

i'm thinking bewley, i genuinely forget about him, that's how little news there has been on his injury

 

[Okinakashi]

Was only joking

i clearly need more coffee...

...maybe I should go do Margaret River Roasting???

 

[SupersonicDocker]

It was posted on line this morning. No one knows when the photo was taken.

Is an old photo from January peeps. I know the unit on the left etc.

 

[Carnthedockers]

Let’s spare a thought for Chapman and darcy, they would be nervously waiting to see if they are selected for injury this weekend..

 

[Square Peg]

Any news on the Henry calf?

 

[SandiHill]

Let’s spare a thought for Chapman and darcy, they would be nervously waiting to see if they are selected for injury this weekend..

Darcy shouldn't be nervous, he has clocked up plenty of injury experience

 

[Channels]

Is "Bewley Groin TBA" code for Osteitis Pubis?

 

[Van_Dyke]

Any news on the Henry calf?

duffield’s piece last night says the club’s optimistic he doesn’t have a tear, just a cork to the calf and may play this week.

 

[wayToGo_]

duffield’s piece last night says the club’s optimistic he doesn’t have a tear, just a cork to the calf and may play this week.

Are you saying the Freo media team wasted the Tabs contract extension announcement? Or have we got another 'fun' surprise coming?

 

[Taylor]

Are you saying the Freo media team wasted the Tabs contract extension announcement? Or have we got another 'fun' surprise coming?

A 6:30am tweet might have been set to go off as people read news about Bowers' suspension not being overturned and then they slept through their alarm..

 

[kingswood71]

Bois des rois.

Nous avons besoin de jambes de meilleur qualité.

And before i see the calves jokes, calf is 'mollet'.

Ha ha cool I dont speak French at all...obviously Google translate.....not translating well

 

[G Mus]

Is "Bewley Groin TBA" code for Osteitis Pubis?

Very much think so, unfortunately

 

[Superkoops]

I am still optimistic, that we can get 5-6 players back in 2-3 weeks.

I am keen to place Bewley, Lobb and Hill on the LTI list so we get players in the mid season draft.

Haselby said last night that he had heard some good news re:Rory Lobb that he may be back earlier than originally anticipated. Hopefully he’ll be coming close to returning (if not on the cusp) at the time the mid season draft is held.

Stephen Hill - if he is still just walking slowly now unlikely to be much better by round 11. We can make that call the week leading into the Mid season draft. No idea on Bewley.

As someone else said we may get 5-6 back over the next couple of weeks but how many more baby cows will we lose in the meantime.

Also I don’t think we will have two many issues finding a player or 10 for the inactive list. My prediction without knowing the rules around Inactive player listing for the mid season draft is something like the following:

1. North Melb
2. Essendon
3. Fremantle
4. Adelaide
5. Sydney
6. Hawthorn
7. GWS
8. Carlton
9. Melbourne
10. St Kilda
11. Richmond
12. Fremantle
13. Fremantle
14. Fremantle
15. Fremantle
16. Fremantle
17. Fremantle
18. Fremantle
19. Fremantle
20. Fremantle