Roast "GAMDEDAY!" – MFC Media Dept: Now sending pictures of the wrong draftee to members

[Bluelegs]

I still display the 2016 version, featuring Paul Roos sitting in a silver car, and Nathan Jones and Heritier Lumumba leaning on that same car for unknown reasons.

Reminds me of how Mick Malthouse was revealed as Collingwood coach sitting in a convertible Lexus with Nathan Buckley in the passenger seat.

 

[Scythe94]

These AI edits are genuinely ******* dreadful

 

[schmuttt]

These AI edits are genuinely ******* dreadful

Horrible aren't they? The AFL as a whole has become so tacky.

 

[Proper Gander]

Horrible aren't they? The AFL as a whole has become so tacky.

I could live with tacky if they would just find someone with some design capability to put this crap together. I mean it’s super embarrassing in tacky, but it’s also wildly ugly.

Also, what is going on with his wrinkly elbow. And why the **** has someone served a stick of butter with a pear in wine sauce?

 

[Proper Gander]

Melbourne website promoting their app.

Cool only what is going on with Petracca’s hair

 

[Bluelegs]

Proper Gander did you get a job coming up with video ideas for the club?

 

[Proper Gander]

Proper Gander did you get a job coming up with video ideas for the club?

I wish I had because even I wouldn’t have come up with that.

 

[Bluelegs]

I wish I had because even I wouldn’t have come up with that.

The title confused me. At first I thought it was the top things Rivers Googles which had me wondering why he's googling his own life decisions.

 

[Proper Gander]

The title confused me. At first I thought it was the top things Rivers Googles which had me wondering why he's googling his own life decisions.

Confused me too. I liked the high tech idea of having him pull bits off this random board to reveal some gripping questions of the age though

 

[Demon Attack]

What the hell was that.

 

[Praetorian]

Am I an idiot (yes) or is that not a picture of Xavier Lindsay in the club email?

 

[Scythe94]

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Am I an idiot (yes) or is that not a picture of Xavier Lindsay in the club email?

Oh that is so good.

Pictured on the right is Josh Lindsay, a 2025 draft prospect.

 

[Headless]

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Am I an idiot (yes) or is that not a picture of Xavier Lindsay in the club email?

It's an unrelated image.

It's an unrelated image? Within the official club email pertaining to Xavier Lindsay?

Yes.

 

[Praetorian]

Oh that is so good.

Pictured on the right is Josh Lindsay, a 2025 draft prospect.

I couldn't figure out who it was, hilarious

 

[Scythe94]

I couldn't figure out who it was, hilarious

What's even better is that they have a photo from last night of the correct Lindsay just below it in the email. Club's a mess lol

 

[jhong]

Also from our media dept.
"We sit down with captain Maeve Chaplin after our AFLW Season comes to an end."
Must come as a surprise to Kate Hore.

 

[Scythe94]

I was hoping things would improve with Clare Pettyfor back in the fold. I was wrong

 

[Demon Attack]

They are a genuine disgrace. Bloody useless.

 

[tomcruise]

Hook it up to my veins #demonspirit

 

[Bluelegs]

Jake Melksham

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Jake Melksham

Age

33

Ht

186cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

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Career

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Last 5

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3.3

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1.2

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0.8

4star

D

9.2

2star

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5.8

2star

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3.3

2star

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3.0

3star

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1.2

2star

G

0.8

4star

D

9.2

3star

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5.6

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.8

4star

Media Conference

And a media conference as everyone knows is a one on one fluff interview with a club staff member.

 

[PerfectFooty]

Anyone else get an email that has nothing but the sponsor banner?

 

[GoDees69]

Anyone else get an email that has nothing but the sponsor banner?

I did.

Probably the best content I’ve had from them all year.

I also got a weird email thanking me for my continued support (I forgot to cancel my roll-over membership payments) with this depressing thing called “Your 2024 Highlights Reel!” that lists a bunch of stuff that I’m trying to forget.

It has one really cryptic bit too which I still can’t work out. What does this mean?

 

[Scythe94]

I did.

Probably the best content I’ve had from them all year.

I also got a weird email thanking me for my continued support (I forgot to cancel my roll-over membership payments) with this depressing thing called “Your 2024 Highlights Reel!” that lists a bunch of stuff that I’m trying to forget.

It has one really cryptic bit too which I still can’t work out. What does this mean?

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Members in your postcode?

 

[GoDees69]

Members in your postcode?

You’re a bloody genius. Thank you

 

[PerfectFooty]

You’re a bloody genius. Thank you

Doxed