Geelong rorting the system

[CatToTheFuture]

Gee there are a lot of people finding their emotional support in the form of an unsigned loan contract that amounts to less than a match payment.

Before you commit your sanity to this one maybe hedge your bets in case there's actually nothing to see here.

 

[jim boy]

LoL - what the cats have done may be questionable, but not illegal - they're not that stupid. Just a lot of teary-eyed comments from opposition supporters wishing their club had the nous to be continuously successful, instead of propping up the bottom of the ladder.

 

[STPer18]

Just quietly I reckon we're gonna get away with this one too. Leave just enough breadcrumbs to whip the masses into a frenzy, but not enough to lead to a definite conviction. Yet another thing Geelong do better than anyone.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Actual headline should be AFL community rallies around Cats legend Joel Selwood as he falls victim to brazen con artist.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Last week I saw Nick Daicos leave a KFC drive through with 3 buckets of chicken that I'm suspicious he didn't pay for.

Don't worry, Sav will run after him for the money...

 

[My Tilly]

Just wait until we sign Harley Reid and this website will go offline for a week

 

[Slime Roy]

And Moggs Creek

It just occurred to me but is it called "Moggs" Creek coz it's owned by Cats?

 

[STPer18]

We need to up our rort game if we're ever gonna catch up to the big 3.

Who is your LEAST favourite AFL club? The survey results are in!

The votes have been counted.

www.sen.com.au

Geelong comes in next, presumably because they never seem to bottom out and opposition fans are envious.

(We used this question in the 2023 survey and the top five clubs were the same).

See the full list below:

Collingwood (23.1%)
Carlton (16.6%)
Essendon (15.8%)
Geelong (8.7%)
Port Adelaide (7.8%)
Hawthorn (6.6%)
West Coast (3.1%)
Adelaide (3.1%)
Richmond (2.4%)
St Kilda (2.1%)
Melbourne (1.9%)
Sydney (1.9%)
Western Bulldogs (1.6%)
Fremantle (1.5%)
Gold Coast (1%)
GWS Giants (0.9%)
North Melbourne (0.9%)
Brisbane (0.6%)

 

[nineteen eighty]

Chris Scott is with Morris not Cotton On.

2/10 effort, at least if you're gonna make the joke, get the companies right.

You missed my reference to "financial advisor"??

It's an exceptionally well run club...let's leave it at that.

 

[Elixuh]

Just wait until we sign Harley Reid and this website will go offline for a week

Geelong will have to give up half of Moggs Creek for cents on the dollar to get Reid.

 

[Leeda]

Just quietly I reckon we're gonna get away with this one too. Leave just enough breadcrumbs to whip the masses into a frenzy, but not enough to lead to a definite conviction. Yet another thing Geelong do better than anyone.

It is all about quotas and gglong ....geelong are kinda untouchable..

 

[Slime Roy]

Geelong will have to give up half of Moggs Creek for cents on the dollar to get Reid.

Could Hocking perhaps see that he's banned for third party dealing with "The West Australian" & walk him to Geelong?

 

[My Tilly]

Geelong will have to give up half of Moggs Creek for cents on the dollar to get Reid.

Already in his ear as we speak.
Loves the Cats and the country life. In fact, more and more younger people preferring the country lifestyle to that of the city.

In terms of money, he's set for life regardless of a million or two here and there.

Just envision it Elixuh . . . Smith & Reid, basically name your price for sponsorships/media prospects.

 

[Elixuh]

Already in his ear as we speak.
Loves the Cats and the country life. In fact, more and more younger people preferring the country lifestyle to that of the city.

In terms of money, he's set for life regardless of a million or two here and there.

Just envision it Elixuh . . . Smith & Reid, basically name your price for sponsorships/media prospects.

Yeah what’s a million here or there when he can just be paid it outside the old salary’s cap!

Reid will generate a lot of excitement down at pork barrel park.

 

[FootyLad0]

Geelong will have to give up half of Moggs Creek for cents on the dollar to get Reid.

Moggs can be renamed Harley Creek if it means we bring the boy back to play for the team he STILL loves.

 

[blaisee]

We'll stay classy if you promise to become successful.

Otherwise it's just a bad stand up comedy act, with Longmuir the most boring headliner of all time.

asterixes do not define success

They prove failure

 

[simba_]

We'll stay classy if you promise to become successful.

what an absurd reply to what he said lol

 

[FootyLad0]

Yeah what’s a million here or there when he can just be paid it outside the old salary’s cap!

Reid will generate a lot of excitement down at pork barrel park.

If we are breaking the salary cap with a bunch of old farts and non first round picks then the Lions must be double or triple over the cap based on the superstar stacked squad right?

How does such a stacked team have no one leave? Even the Cats lost guys like Tim Kelly for homesickness and more money,
Lions just magically have non Victorians staying on huge deals with not a single player leaving?

I call shenanigans!

 

[Elixuh]

If we are breaking the salary cap with a bunch of old farts and non first round picks then the Lions must be double or triple over the cap based on the superstar stacked squad right?

How does such a stacked team have no one leave? Even the Cats lost guys like Tim Kelly for homesickness and more money,
Lions just magically have non Victorians staying on huge deals with not a single player leaving?

I call shenanigans!

Because we are rorting the cap, keep up

 

[STPer18]

Is it even rorting the system when we are the system?

 

[Mr Meow]

asterixes do not define success

They prove failure

You forgot that you blocked me so you're meant to be pretending you can't see my comments.

Guess that one proved too hard to resist.

Certainly a lot of success the last 20 years. Glad you've enjoyed the ride.

 

[Mr Meow]

Because we are rorting the cap, keep up

The most successful felines of the 21st century should unite in our rort.

Those poor CFL oppressed Tiges are stuck lagging behind so I don't blame them being angry.

 

[FootyLad0]

Because we are rorting the cap, keep up

So are we?
There's literally an entire thread here on our genius rorting talents.

Not to mention we run the Media

#GeelongMediaMafia

It's time for the Lions to join us at the Feline rorting table.... the Tuggers aren't invited LOL

 

[STPer18]

There's literally an entire thread here on our genius rorting talents.

Not to mention this absolute ripper that I'm waiting for the perfect moment to bump again. We still haven't gone above 50% power by my calculations.

Have Geelong become too powerful?

Simple question with an obvious answer in my eyes.. YES they have become too powerful!! How is it a team can win a grand final by a huge margin, yet still be able to get their hands on pick 7... and trade in players for peanuts who were previously drafted in the first round, just because they...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[blaisee]

You forgot that you blocked me so you're meant to be pretending you can't see my comments.

Guess that one proved too hard to resist.

Certainly a lot of success the last 20 years. Glad you've enjoyed the ride.

Yes congratulations you are not on my ignore list currently, it was an outcome of my quarterly review

It is not success if it has an asterix, it proves failure