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Who are the GOATS?

  • Selwood

    Votes: 101 40.6%
  • Dusty

    Votes: 154 61.8%
  • Hawkins

    Votes: 84 33.7%
  • J. Riewoldt

    Votes: 57 22.9%
  • C.Scott

    Votes: 72 28.9%
  • Hardwick

    Votes: 67 26.9%

  • Total voters
    249

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In the interests of keeping your back and forth shite fights out of match threads so normal people can talk.

Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

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I'm not lost. I just find it hypocritical of yourself to ask others why they bag another club when you are notorious for doing so on a weekly basis davey.
Hmmmm. I just thought it was pointless to bag Richmond under those circumstances. You said the shorter quarters helped them yet why couldn’t younger sides use those shorter quarters to lift their intensity?

You were both senior sides that year and beat younger opponents. Probably best two sides in it.
 

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Jeepers.

Koschitzke's got his work cut out if he wants to emulate Cameron Mooney's career given he's been dropped after one solitary game at his new club.
 
Jeepers.

Koschitzke's got his work cut out if he wants to emulate Cameron Mooney's career given he's been dropped after one solitary game at his new club.
Meteoric Rise going to need an early season assessment on this one please.

"But he plays in a terrible side!"

"But Mooney was older!"

Tsk tsk, I heard at the very least you expected Cam Mooney 2007-2010 type output from Kozzy. That you wouldn't be delighted if he met that mark, as that was par.

3.6 goals/assists, 13.2 disposals, 7.6 marks and 2.8 inside 50s per game is the mark Kozzy has to hit this year.

So far we have 0 goals/assists, 4 disposals, 2 marks and 1 inside 50.

If you'd like we can keep measuring in the VFL - I'll allow it.
 
Jeepers.

Koschitzke's got his work cut out if he wants to emulate Cameron Mooney's career given he's been dropped after one solitary game at his new club.

Haven’t seen him miss from 1m out yet in the most important game of the year. That’ll take some effort to top. I don’t think I could either.
 
Ah another one of your imaginary exploits.

Yep I'm sure you could've bettered 9 goals in 3 AFL grand finals too.

Man, you would've been a hell of a player. Is there a reason you never even tried the lowest possible amateur competition to have a try?
Better mark than Ablett Snr, better kick than Mooney - Falcon is our coulda been GOAT!
 
Meteoric Rise going to need an early season assessment on this one please.

"But he plays in a terrible side!"

"But Mooney was older!"

Tsk tsk, I heard at the very least you expected Cam Mooney 2007-2010 type output from Kozzy. That you wouldn't be delighted if he met that mark, as that was par.

3.6 goals/assists, 13.2 disposals, 7.6 marks and 2.8 inside 50s per game is the mark Kozzy has to hit this year.

So far we have 0 goals/assists, 4 disposals, 2 marks and 1 inside 50.

If you'd like we can keep measuring in the VFL - I'll allow it.

You didn't hear that from me.

You are misremembering me responding to your claim Richmond would be delighted if Koschitzke turned out as good as Cam Mooney. Nobody is going to be delighted with any player turning out as good as Cam Mooney because he wasn't a great player.

Koschitzke is not likely to be much of a player. But my comment was about Cam Mooney being used as some sort of acceptable measuring stick. Mooney is a dill and I don't rate him.
 
Serious question would you miss from 1m out? I don’t think a toddler could pull that off mate.

That’s why I don’t rate the Cats dynasty at all. Their best forward is ass, whereas we have a triple Coleman medalist.

Tom Lynch could.

It’s why no one rates the Tigers dynasty. Most of your team as ass. And no one gives a f**k if you have a triple Coleman medalist. You could have two triple Coleman medalists for all anyone cares. It won’t make other people rate them any higher.
 
You didn't hear that from me.

You are misremembering me responding to your claim Richmond would be delighted if Koschitzke turned out as good as Cam Mooney. Nobody is going to be delighted with any player turning out as good as Cam Mooney because he wasn't a great player.

Koschitzke is not likely to be much of a player. But my comment was about Cam Mooney being used as some sort of acceptable measuring stick. Mooney is a dill and I don't rate him.
I said Richmond supporters would be delighted if Kozzy had Mooney type impact rather than being a throwaway player, thereafter you spent a lot of time diminishing the 2007-2010 Mooney period in particular. "At the very least" this was the expectation for Kozzy.

It'll be an interesting one to track, for sure. I'm kind of glad you put your foot in your mouth over this one.
 
Serious question would you miss from 1m out? I don’t think a toddler could pull that off mate.

That’s why I don’t rate the Cats dynasty at all. Their best forward is ass, whereas we have a triple Coleman medalist.
Fun fact: Mooney averaged more combined goals/assists through his side's dynasty than Riewoldt did.

The only way this has been explained away to me by your brethren is that Geelong 2007-2010 was a much better and more prolific side than Richmond 2017-2020 (which was a fun admission, I have to say).

How would you interpret it?
 

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And Mooneys cost a 3peat and 4/5. F me ouch 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah but it didn’t, did it. It didn’t cost us anything at all. You have literally no way at all of knowing anything like that. Brad Ottens missed a shot that was just as easy AND ignored a player over the top unmarked to his left in the goal square.
We came out after half time and kicked the first goal and had the first 3 scoring shots of the second half and led the game. Mooney’s miss was utterly inconsequential and your statement is about as stupid as most of the other shit you state.

Using your logic, it’s only because of Mooney kicking the second goal in 2009, and the first goal of the second half to put us back in front, that we won the flag that year.

So yeah, we can make it official.

Mooney = reason we lost 08
Mooney = reason we won 09

Glad we got that sorted.
 
Yeah but it didn’t, did it. It didn’t cost us anything at all. You have literally no way at all of knowing anything like that. Brad Ottens missed a shot that was just as easy AND ignored a player over the top unmarked to his left in the goal square.
We came out after half time and kicked the first goal and had the first 3 scoring shots of the second half and led the game. Mooney’s miss was utterly inconsequential and your statement is about as stupid as most of the other s**t you state.

Using your logic, it’s only because of Mooney kicking the second goal in 2009, and the first goal of the second half to put us back in front, that we won the flag that year.

So yeah, we can make it official.

Mooney = reason we lost 08
Mooney = reason we won 09

Glad we got that sorted.

Yes sorry I forgot your best ruckman is also a spud.

And your defenders couldn’t stop an obese man coming back from retirement.

This was your best team btw. Very poor
 
Cats likely round 1 team has 5 high quality first round draft picks with up to three or four years under their belt who didn’t play in 2022 Premiership.

I’m staggered the Cats are seen to be falling out of the 8 by so many lazy journos.

Cats smashed by injury last year. I’m tipping top 4.




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Cats likely round 1 team has 5 high quality first round draft picks with up to three or four years under their belt who didn’t play in 2022 Premiership.

I’m staggered the Cats are seen to be falling out of the 8 by so many lazy journos.

Cats smashed by injury last year. I’m tipping top 4.




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Can a team fall out of the 8 from out of the 8?
 
Fun fact: Mooney averaged more combined goals/assists through his side's dynasty than Riewoldt did.

The only way this has been explained away to me by your brethren is that Geelong 2007-2010 was a much better and more prolific side than Richmond 2017-2020 (which was a fun admission, I have to say).

How would you interpret it?

Riewoldt is a 3x Coleman medalist and 12x leading goal kicker.

Lynch is also better than Mooney.

That Cats side doesn’t even have as good a fwd line as 2024 Carlton. So take a seat.
 
Tom Lynches was 2m out in an EF, so essentially half as bad. Let that sink in 🤣

Remind me again how many Coleman Medals Mooney or Hawkins for that matter had in the era?

Your fwd line was utter trash


Our forward line of utter trash:

2 norm smith medalists
1 Coleman medalist
11 All Australian guernseys.

I can add in the Brownlow medalist and 2 time all Australian and Norm Smith medalist who spent a grand final at half-forward if you like.

Or the 6 time all Australian who started a grand final at half forward.

Do you want me to add them in? I can if you want.
I’ll add them in.

1 Brownlow medal.
3 norm smith medals.
19 all Australian guernseys.
1 Coleman medalist.


Yeah we were trash but. We just always had trouble kicking a winning score.

That’s the thing that stands out when I think back to then. Just how much we struggled to score.
Defence was usually ok, we were alright in the middle but we could just never find a way to convert it into points.

Especially against teams like Richmond. I have no memory of any games against them where we kicked big scores around that time.
 
Cats likely round 1 team has 5 high quality first round draft picks with up to three or four years under their belt who didn’t play in 2022 Premiership.

I’m staggered the Cats are seen to be falling out of the 8 by so many lazy journos.

Cats smashed by injury last year. I’m tipping top 4.




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Cats midfield won’t be competitive enough across the season for top 4.

Still have their star match winners and the defence is relatively settled and well drilled, thinking 5-12 depending on injuries.

Not a team I’d want to face in an elimination final.
 

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