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Carlton...Well what can I say...

You are the biggest joke of club in the entire of the AFL. Reasons why:

You tank
Your best players were groomed at other clubs
You cheat the salary cap
Your president cheats the law
You've had Robert Walls as a coach
Your current coach is Ratten
David Teague has won your B n F
Your probably cheating the salary cap again now
The only AFL premiership you have won was against the handbaggers
More wooden spoons in the 2000's than any other club
You actually think your team can do half well next year
You have to bring in another player from another club to be your captain
Judd is half the player he was at west coast

etc
 
And West Coast aren't even half the side they are now without Judd or Cousins.:thumbsu: And Carlton will do better than West Coast next year. LOL @ West Coast.
 

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Always fun to read the jealous flogs at work.

I always like how they think writing Carltank is hilarious. Their desperate attempts at being funny amuse me.

Keep it up:thumbsu:
 
I think it's a good deal. Carlton tend to waste their draft picks anyway :D

Ohhhhhhhhh. hahahahahahahahahahahaha:thumbsu:

How does their recruiter still have his job. Is he just basking in the glory of getting 3 monties as no.1s and then saying "I've built a good list".

*shakes head* Has a look at carltons list *starts pissing himself laughing*
 
whats the betting that pick #24 turns into an absolute gun and warnock the next kruezer?

however this is unlikely as freo have that pick which is a shame really.
 
And West Coast aren't even half the side they are now without Judd or Cousins.:thumbsu: And Carlton will do better than West Coast next year. LOL @ West Coast.

Please try and stay on topic.

AA Captain (sure he got it based on his past performances at WCE and not his season at Carltank but who cares he still got it), Runner-up Coleman medallist, superstar Straughnie and 3 #1 draft picks plus a host of other first round draft picks and Carltank finishes... 11th.

Carltank.

ROFL.
 
Please try and stay on topic.

AA Captain (sure he got it based on his past performances at WCE and not his season at Carltank but who cares he still got it), Runner-up Coleman medallist, superstar Straughnie and 3 #1 draft picks plus a host of other first round draft picks and Carltank finishes... 11th.

Carltank.

ROFL.
I'm terribly terribly sorry about that. Yeah, this thread is about Carlton and laughing at them. I just couldn't help myself but laugh at the fact that West Coke laugh at us for being shit.
Or, now with that superstar Judd with us, he can prove that the premiership West Coke won was no fluke at all and he can win premierships with anyone he plays for.
Good times ahead for Carlton, just like West Coke's past.:thumbsu:
 
Please try and stay on topic.

AA Captain (sure he got it based on his past performances at WCE and not his season at Carltank but who cares he still got it), Runner-up Coleman medallist, superstar Straughnie and 3 #1 draft picks plus a host of other first round draft picks and Carltank finishes... 11th.

Carltank.

ROFL.

Nice. Thats some serious achievements in the last 8 years. I reckon you could add getting Pagan as coach to that.
 

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You aren't building, you piss-ants are all buy, buy, buy.

If I sat in the cubicle next to Pratt it would be all music and no water.

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You aren't building, you piss-ants are all buy, buy, buy.

If I sat in the cubicle next to Pratt it would be all music and no water.
Owww -might need therapy to recover from that one!
If you were in the same 10km as Pratt we would call in the tactical response team!
 
Had a dream the other night Carlton won the premiership. Andy D & Adrian Anderson were on the dais and the cup was about to be handed over and Andy D & AA step in and say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Carlton have exceeded the salary cap and the flag has been taken. Rolled over smiled and dreamt again of Buddy :thumbsu:

Oh and Carlton's opponent was Freo :eek:

Guess who's back...
 

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