Mega Thread Hawf & Handbaggers monumentally embarrassing 1700000 page s**tfight (part 5)

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Mega Thread - Hawfs and Handbaggers monumentally embarrassing 200000 page sh*tfight (Part 6)

Aaaaand we’ve hit another 10,000 posts so time to roll it over and go again Continued from part 5 https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/hawf-handbaggers-monumentally-embarrassing-1700000-page-s-tfight-part-5.1207938/unread Previous Threads Part 4...

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[TazHawk15]

When's Clarko going to lose interest and jump ship?

When he wins his 6th Flag as our coach.

When’s Scott going to get the arse?

When he racks up a 90% losing record in Finals?

He is currently running at 80%.

 

[TazHawk15]

Has anyone heard from chefmeister


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No looks like he has done a runner along with King Cold,Catsinamerica and MaryJames.

They will all return once their master coach wins a couple of Home games.

 

[ChappyUK]

When he wins his 6th Flag as our coach.

When’s Scott going to get the arse?

When he racks up a 90% losing record in Finals?

He is currently running at 80%.

Who has played in more and won more since 2016.

Clark has gutted the Hawks in trying to stay relevant.

 

[William Wonka]

Better record than the Hawks then.

Clark - win
Miers - win
Constable - win
TK - massive 2 x 1st rounders win.
Stewart - Dual AA win
Sav - win
Narkle - win
Atkins - win
Parfitt - win
Plus our rookie wins with O'Connor, Henry and Zuthrie.

Krueger - will be a star.
Fogarty - jury still out
Cocky - bust but has one more year to prove himself.
Parson - dud but off the rookie list
Simpson - will crack the 22 next year
Buzza - dud but spec pick
Fort and Abbott - spec picks.

Looking pretty good I think Nuggets.

Also ready to smash the draft with the Kelly trade.

Too much win.

With the exception of a couple these are potatoes Chappy.

Some of them look passable down hill skiing when Danger is on song but they're woeful when he isn't.

Then its so, so much lose.

 

[ChappyUK]

With the exception of a couple these are potatoes Chappy.

Some of them look passable down hill skiing when Danger is on song but they're woeful when he isn't.

Then its so, so much lose.

A rundown of Hawf's youf would be enlightening.

 

[Benny78]

Anyone have the tables for Clarko & Bombers finals records?

 

[FurTheWin]

On the upswing of a rebuild Chappy - Clarko ain’t leaving, we’re finishing top 4 in 2020

Hawfs top 4 next year?

 

[ChappyUK]

Hawfs top 4 next year?

i thought the rebuild only took 12 weeks?

must have been shonky work.

 

[Nuggets73]

Hawfs top 4 next year?

Ahhhh ... still plenty of salt after yet another prelim choke ... Good to see my feline buddy

 

[TazHawk15]

Who has played in more and won more since 2016.

Clark has gutted the Hawks in trying to stay relevant.

What is it with you Handbaggers?

The only thing that matters is Premierships, the rest is white noise.

Clarko 4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scott *1

*Dank assisted.

 

[Nuggets73]

Hawthorn ranks 2nd last for 22-25 year olds.

St Kilda	24
Melbourne	24
Western Bulldogs	19
Essendon	18
Gold Coast	16
Carlton	15
Brisbane	15
Sydney	14
GWS Giants	14
Collingwood	13
Adelaide	13
Richmond	13
West Coast	12
Port Adelaide	12
Fremantle	12
North Melbourne	11
Hawthorn	10
Geelong	9

Ranks first for over 30 year olds.

Hawthorn	10
Collingwood	8
Adelaide	7
Sydney	7
Carlton	5
West Coast	5
Western Bulldogs	5
Brisbane	4
Essendon	4
Geelong	4
GWS Giants	4
North Melbourne	4
Port Adelaide	4
Richmond	4
St Kilda	4
Fremantle	3
Gold Coast	3
Melbourne	3

and only midtable for 18-21 year olds. I thought they were meant to be on the upturn of a rebuild.
Looks like they're about to fall off the cliff given they have s**t youf.

Carlton	20
Gold Coast	19
Sydney	19
Geelong	18
Port Adelaide	18
Fremantle	18
Brisbane	18
Hawthorn	17
North Melbourne	16
GWS Giants	16
Richmond	15
West Coast	15
Collingwood	13
Western Bulldogs	13
Essendon	12
Adelaide	12
St Kilda	10
Melbourne	10

Nice chart flog - Do they have one for prelim chokes??
.... Maybe you could come up with another one referencing Scotty's H & A wins!

 

[Nuggets73]

Well they play for 9thorn. Anything outside of them? Lewis is only showing signs as well so you have one. Winning

"Nice jacket"

... Paddy sponsored by Dimmeys Chappy??

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Nice chart flog - Do they have one for prelim chokes??
.... Maybe you could come up with another one referencing Scotty's H & A wins!

I’d deflect too if your golden oldies couldn’t get to September and there’s no youf to replace them

 

[Nuggets73]

I’d deflect too if your golden oldies couldn’t get to September and there’s no youf to replace them

Wouldn't worry about us Art - Our best players aren't 30+, precipice is quickly approaching for the Handbaggers!

 

[William Wonka]

Considering your list contains Stewart and Kelly?

Ok.

Tom Mitchell - Brownlow medalist
Jaeger Omeara- Rising star
James Sicily- AA
Chad Wingard- AA
Blake Hardwick- Runner up PCM
Jarman Impey- Gun
James Worpel- Future Brownlow medalist
Jack Scrimshaw- Will be one of the best players in the competition in years to come (bookmark it)
Mitchell Lewis- KPF Contested marking beast and a beautiful kick.

I could go on to list 'shown a bits' but when you did that I pissed myself laughing.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

"Nice jacket"

... Paddy sponsored by Dimmeys Chappy??

WTF is with that jacket!? Even Nattawwt Fyfe is blushing a deeper shade of red.

 

[ChappyUK]

What is it with you Handbaggers?

The only thing that matters is Premierships, the rest is white noise.

Clarko 4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scott *1

*Dank assisted.

Hold on to those memories

"Nice jacket"

... Paddy sponsored by Dimmeys Chappy??

I see you’re deflecting from your puddle depth you’d.

 

[Nuggets73]

Hold on to those memories


I see you’re deflecting from your puddle depth you’d.

That jacket was putrid Chappy - even by Corio fashion standards

Mitch vs Esava (Chappy owned ... yet again)

Mitch has almost TWICE the output Chappy! ... as always, you’re welcome my feline buddy

 

[ChappyUK]

That jacket was putrid Chappy - even by Corio fashion standards

Mitch vs Esava (Chappy owned ... yet again)

Mitch has almost TWICE the output Chappy! ... as always, you’re welcome my feline buddy

Mitch is your No.1 forward and doesn't play ruck. Sav will well and truly have him covered at career end.

But we have mentioned Worpel and Lewis. Is that as far down as you can go before hitting the bottom?

 

[FurTheWin]

Ahhhh ... still plenty of salt after yet another prelim choke ... Good to see my feline buddy

sigh
Yet another Hawf riding those Tugger coat tails
You wanna bet on that top 4 then, ?

 

[ChappyUK]

sigh
Yet another Hawf riding those Tugger coat tails
You wanna bet on that top 4 then, ?

He should just be happy that they have been released from the mental anquish we have piled on them this year.

 

[FurTheWin]

He should just be happy that they have been released from the mental anquish we have piled on them this year.

I'm looking forward to another year of their Cats won't make the 8 threads
It's like a tradition now

 

[Nuggets73]

Mitch is your No.1 forward and doesn't play ruck. Sav will well and truly have him covered at career end.

But we have mentioned Worpel and Lewis. Is that as far down as you can go before hitting the bottom?

Different age demographic Chappy - Our 25-26 year olds’ destroy Geelong’s
... Mitchell, Sicily, Wingard, O’Meara, O’Brien & co ... class all over the park Chappy

 

[ChappyUK]

Different age demographic Chappy - Our 25-26 year olds’ destroy Geelong’s
... Mitchell, Sicily, Wingard, O’Meara, O’Brien & co ... class all over the park Chappy

So no youth then. Got it.

O'brien?? Plays one good game and is now the new Roughead. Lol.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Did lol at the O'Brien inclusion.
kipfler potato.