Hawthorn > Melbourne

[The Hitman]

We own you, in more ways than one. That will show at 5pm on Saturday when we'll have defeated your sorry "club", if that is what you can call a collection of individuals who don't have a real home, despite being the oldest club in Australia.

Sing along with me:

"Hey Dees, what did you vote?
Take a poor club, and make it poorer,
Remember to vote yes at the merge,
Then you can be killed by your members, members, members, members ahhhh!

Nah, nah, nah, nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Dees!"

I threw the "nah nah nah" bit in to represent what Hawthorn members said.

 

[rick James]

I'd make a clever play on the hawthorn theme song, but I can't rememebr the last time I heard it.

go get a perm or something, nancy.

 

[Demonheart]

Yet another thread about the MFC by an obsessed Hawthorn fan.

Hawthorn fans = Obsessed with the MFC

Baaaa!

 

[The Hitman]

I'd make a clever play on the hawthorn theme song, but I can't rememebr the last time I heard it.

go get a perm or something, nancy.

Like your choice of football team, you exercise bad judgement. It is Hey Jude by The Beatles, but maybe the thought of four blokes playing musical instruments together was a bit too homo-sexual for your liking.

Melbourne won't even make the finals. This week is the beginning of the end.

 

[Trav 20]

********man posts like he's 10 years old. Is there an age barrier on this site ?

 

[rick James]

Like your choice of football team, you exercise bad judgement. It is Hey Jude by The Beatles, but maybe the thought of four blokes playing musical instruments together was a bit too homo-sexual for your liking.

Melbourne won't even make the finals. This week is the beginning of the end.

I never said you made a play on our theme song, you freakin moron. I said I'd make one on yours, but I can't remember what it sounds like.

Are you dislexic? Should I type backwards so you can udnerstand what I'm sayinf deahkcuf?

 

[HighRoller]

Sigh,

Seems every week a thread comes up from whoever we are playing telling us how bad we are!

 

[The Hitman]

I only see Melbourne on the very rare occasions they make grand finals. I don't even know what yours sounds like.

"Just no flags in forty years, doo daa, doo daa..."

 

[rick James]

I only see Melbourne on the very rare occasions they make grand finals. I don't even know what yours sounds like.

"Just no flags in forty years, doo daa, doo daa..."

For a team you don't watch, you sure are obsessed with them. I take it you won't be watching melbourne hawthorn ever again either, cause your mob sure as hell won't be playing any GF's, ever again.

 

[tdubfleet]

Hey Hawk, do get so down,
you take a bad tan and make it better,
Remember, to let em exfoliate your skin,
Then you'll begin, to make your hair better.

 

[The Hitman]

Like Brad Green?

 

[eros]

Like Brad Green?

Does Cameron Bruce's hair colour grow that way naturally?

 

[Daniel138]

Hawthorn > Melbourne

but...

5 wins > 1 win

hmm......makes me think

 

[afc9798]

Hey Hawk, do get so down,
you take a bad tan and make it better,
Remember, to let em exfoliate your skin,
Then you'll begin, to make your hair better.

It's a grand old fall
It's a lovely snowfall
It's the jolly season for you and for me
It's the season when, the Demons go,
desert their team for a ski.

Every heart beats true for a ski and a brew
As we sing our jolly song to you (what do we sing?)
Should all the football be forgot,
Cos my new Range Rover is blue.

 

[Atreyu]

It's a grand old fall
It's a lovely snowfall
It's the jolly season for you and for me
It's the season when, the Demons go,
desert their team for a ski.

Every heart beats true for a ski and a brew
As we sing our jolly song to you (what do we sing?)
Should all the football be forgot,
Cos my new Range Rover is blue.

And the obsession contuinues

 

[rick James]

It's a grand old fall
It's a lovely snowfall
It's the jolly season for you and for me
It's the season when, the Demons go,
desert their team for a ski.

Every heart beats true for a ski and a brew
As we sing our jolly song to you (what do we sing?)
Should all the football be forgot,
Cos my new Range Rover is blue.

I liked that one, it demonstrates our ability to only go to the football when we are playing well, a very desirable trait that most supporters of other teams simply can not match.

 

[lazydog]

It's a grand old fall
It's a lovely snowfall
It's the jolly season for you and for me
It's the season when, the Demons go,
desert their team for a ski.

Every heart beats true for a ski and a brew
As we sing our jolly song to you (what do we sing?)
Should all the football be forgot,
Cos my new Range Rover is blue.

Absolute GOLD

 

[Higgs Boson]

Absolute GOLD

No its not. It's predictable, wholly unoriginal, and executed pretty poorly at that.

 

[lazydog]

I liked that one, it demonstrates our ability to only go to the football when we are playing well, a very desirable trait that most supporters of other teams simply can not match.

I like that one, it demonstrates your ability as only a fair-weather supporter with no heart and no soul whenever you are playing, a very undesirable trait that passionate supporters from most other teams simply cannot help ridiculing.

 

[dipper86]

hmmmm Melbourne supporters getting sucked in once again.

 

[rick James]

I like that one, it demonstrates your ability as only a fair-weather supporter with no heart and no soul whenever you are playing, a very undesirable trait that passionate supporters from most other teams simply cannot help ridiculing.

Yes, because we all know the football stereotypes are 100% true, which would make you a pillow biter with a perm who wants to act instead of following footy, right?

 

[mattyc2422]

********man posts like he's 10 years old.

Ironic.

 

[mattyc2422]

Like Brad Green?

Does Cameron Bruce's hair colour grow that way naturally?

Don't forget Steven Armstrong.

 

[Deestroy]

This thread is awesome, what an interesting and unpredictable read.

 

[Unwritten_Law]

I miss the Hawthorn > Geelong threads.