Roast I've lost my faith in Chris Davies

[sobrave]

Sack piss Davies

 

[SonOfKek]

We live in a heartland football state if they can't find better candidates than Lobbe in this populous they just ain't trying.

Apparently unless barring some metaphysical anomaly, all applicants must be bald and have a sports IQ starting with minus.

 

[Ningo]

 

[1954]

The appointment of Lobbe as head of development is a joke but no-ones is laughing, he had to be a gnat's appendage away from being delisted when as the last ruckman standing he was gifted AFL games fairly late in that particular season, but when he came up against a very young Max Gawn

11

Max Gawn

Age

32

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

in a trial match at Elizabeth a season or so later his lack of ability was completely exposed, he was absolutely pantsed, and then later traded to Carlton where he also did SFA, so assuming a high level of actual skill would be a requirement H T F did he get the role!

There have been numerous bargain basement appointments in Davie's time, but Lobbe would have to be right down there as one of the bargain basement appointments of the millenium, he would have zero hope of getting that gig with any other club in the comp, and when the way overdue and completely necessary changes are eventually made to rissole the clowns currently running the club there should be no way under any type of competent senior management he could possibly hang on to the role.

 

[Peninsula Boy]

This. This. This.

Hartlett
Lobbe
Kelly
Goldsack
Chad Cornes

The fact that Davies has presided over putting these sort of people in development and assistant coach roles around a long past expiry date senior coach, whom he has repeatedly endorsed, says all you need to know about his complete lack of judgement and footy nous.

It shows how poor he is at his job and how incestuous his decision making is.

Chris Davies, you are a fraud.

 

[PowerLil]

This. This. This.

Hartlett
Lobbe
Kelly
Goldsack
Chad Cornes

The fact that Davies has presided over putting these sort of people in development and assistant coach roles around a long past expiry date senior coach, whom he has repeatedly endorsed, says all you need to know about his complete lack of judgement and footy nous.

Hang on, you forgot another premium appointment, Cam Sutcliffe.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Hang on, you forgot another premium appointment, Cam Sutcliffe.

He's a fixed point in time like Captain Jack Harkness.

If you go through 150 years of Port history you'll see someone who looks uncannily like Cam Sutcliffe.

 

[Duck Farmer]

There's some absolute numpty in one of the main forum threads trying to argue that Hinkley getting booed is destroying our culture and making players not want to come here - surely if anything was doing that it would be your football manager weaseling out of taking any blame for the last decade of failure and putting it all on the blokes who gave been here 10 minutes.

Deflect and hide away, the Davies / Hinkley / Koch / Richardson speciality

**** 'em. The fans are THE most important external stakeholders and if the club's hierarchy can't keep them onboard by delivering on-field success as measured by premierships, don't blame them for trying to put some heat on the organisation when no-one else is trying to hold them accountable.

 

[Harlott]

They’re complaining about booing Hinkley?
This guy was the GM overseeing 6 NBA championships.

Bulls fans boo Jerry Krause at Ring of Honor ceremony, leaving widow in tears

Chicago Bulls fans booed former general manager Jerry Krause on Friday night during a halftime ceremony to honor the organization’s greats

www.theguardian.com

 

[rumoursofwinter]

Is jordan hinkley still employed to tell his dad the name of the players on other teams?

 

[Rexie J]

The appointment of Lobbe as head of development is a joke but no-ones is laughing, he had to be a gnat's appendage away from being delisted when as the last ruckman standing he was gifted AFL games fairly late in that particular season, but when he came up against a very young Max Gawn in a trial match at Elizabeth a season or so later his lack of ability was completely exposed, he was absolutely pantsed, and then later traded to Carlton where he also did SFA, so assuming a high level of actual skill would be a requirement H T F did he get the role!

There have been numerous bargain basement appointments in Davie's time, but Lobbe would have to be right down there as one of the bargain basement appointments of the millenium, he would have zero hope of getting that gig with any other club in the comp, and when the way overdue and completely necessary changes are eventually made to rissole the clowns currently running the club there should be no way under any type of competent senior management he could possibly hang on to the role.

It's impossible to un-see that game.

 

[backtozero]

They’re complaining about booing Hinkley?
This guy was the GM overseeing 6 NBA championships.

Bulls fans boo Jerry Krause at Ring of Honor ceremony, leaving widow in tears

Chicago Bulls fans booed former general manager Jerry Krause on Friday night during a halftime ceremony to honor the organization’s greats

www.theguardian.com

Yeah nah, that was shit. They booed a dead guy and caused his elderly widow to tears. And he was a successful GM.

 

[Nelso]

Fox reporting that Davies has applied for the Richmond CEO position.

 

[Powerade 08]

Davies leaving probably means the Kent Hinkley gravy train is coming to an end. Hes been linked to roles with the AFL for years but preferred to stay put in Adelaide.

Go ferk yourself dickhead.

 

[TazD]

Fox reporting that Davies has applied for the Richmond CEO position.

Lmao. Kenny will take Balmys job

 

[PowerLil]

Fox reporting that Davies has applied for the Richmond CEO position.

Our luck he won't get it.

 

[PowerBaz]

The band is breaking up. Must be over.

 

[gbear]

Lmao. Kenny will take Balmys job

As long as he is nowhere near port!

 

[Harlott]

The writing is on the wall. He can’t go soon enough. Mission completed at Port Adelaide. STABILITY

 

[gbear]

Our luck he won't get it.

But he clearly sees the writing is on the wall.

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

The place could use some fresh new faces

Inb4 Jordy gets promoted

 

[crafty_bernardo]

Tredders work is almost over the line..

 

[Enviable Tradition]

If so he should be removed from the footy committee immediately.

Then they should immediately call for a vote again re Ken.

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[RussellEbertHandball]

He can take stability and improvement Ken to Richmond because they will be in the doldrums for a few years before they roar loud again.

 

[Jojay]

Has he been head-hunted I wonder