James Kelly split testicle

[hench]

GEELONG was awaiting news on James Kelly, who was taken to hospital with a suspected split testicle after his team’s nine-point win over Richmond.

Kelly was among the Cats’ better players in Saturday’s win before he landed awkwardly in the third quarter at the MCG.

The veteran, who celebrated the arrival of a baby boy only last month, was in obvious pain before being driven out of the ground. Ironically, it is the same injury suffered by the Cats’ current football manager Steve Hocking in the famous 1989 Grand Final.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl...x Feed - Cat suffers suspected split testicle

 

[Crawb]

 

[PumpyChowdown]

Ouch!

 

[donbooger]

Surprisingly serious injury. Painful as all hell and you can go into nervous system shock and die from it. In worse case scenarios you can stuggle to walk for months and even with removal can have ghost pain for the rest of your life. Unbelievable how much male bodies treasure those ugly hanging globes between our legs.

Couldnt find anything in relation to sports recovery but it is considered extremely dangerous. Good luck James.

 

[Call Me Cake]

That baby boy's probably like 'phew'

 

[Borderline]

That's nuts

 

[calaisking]

On the injury report, will it say ;

James Kelly ( testicle )

Jokes aside, wish him a speedy recovery!

 

[whatwhatsaywhat]

Talk about busting a ball!


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[wian]

Brings a tear to your eye

 

[Matilda05]

Ouch, bad luck knackers

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Surprisingly serious injury. Painful as all hell and you can go into nervous system shock and die from it. In worse case scenarios you can stuggle to walk for months and even with removal can have ghost pain for the rest of your life. Unbelievable how much male bodies treasure those ugly hanging globes between our legs.

Couldnt find anything in relation to sports recovery but it is considered extremely dangerous. Good luck James.

Sorry but couldn't help and laugh.

 

[seanoff]

*shiver.

That sounds an must be incredibly painful. I wonder if you have to ice it.

 

[Lach72]

Brings a tear to your eye

"A" tear"? It's like a freaking river


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[Damon_3388]

Really busted his nut to earn the win for his team.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

 

[Hammer#8]

So a cat got neutered.

What a weird injury.

 

[fabulousphil]

Righticle or lefticle ?

Glad he popped out a son to carry the crown jewels earlier.

I know a few blokes who only have one nut ( not from personal inspection though ) apparently one compensates for the other.

 

[gillo94]

Poor guy! all the best in his recovery. Champion player

 

[HighBudget]

Just reading this hurt like hell

 

[intangible]

Good point of reference would be Brett Kimorley who ended up with ruptured testicle against the Broncos whilst he was the at sharks.

 

[JUBJUB]

somehow I'm reminded of this scene from Scrubs

 

[Substance]

INJURIES
Richmond: Nil
Geelong: James Kelly (suspected ruptured testicle)

AFL.com

Is this a first? shouldn't make jokes. Wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.

 

[hench]

If only posters read the entire OP.

 

[woopedazz]

Surprisingly serious injury. Painful as all hell and you can go into nervous system shock and die from it. In worse case scenarios you can stuggle to walk for months and even with removal can have ghost pain for the rest of your life. Unbelievable how much male bodies treasure those ugly hanging globes between our legs.

Couldnt find anything in relation to sports recovery but it is considered extremely dangerous. Good luck James.

Da **** is nervous system shock and how does it kill you?

 

[master bate]

Da **** is nervous system shock and how does it kill you?

Something made up by internet doctors.