James Kelly split testicle

[master bate]

I think Andrew Thompson from the Saints ruptured his testicle once, anyone remember?

He's got 3 kids so that's good news for James Kelly.

I guess we now know why he's called 'Pops'.

 

[Ashton Agar]

He's got 3 kids so that's good news for James Kelly.

I guess we now know why he's called 'Pops'.

Having only one functioning testicle doesn't effect fertility I believe.

 

[basashi]

No "lucky power" today.

Seriously what is with the tattoo on the guy? Does anyone know if its part of a bigger joke at the club?

 

[Moo]

Happened to Hayden Bunton and he had a trainer tape it and played the last Qtr.

 

[NitroFan]

 

[Rod Stroker]

You have to admire Jack Watts, he is so committed to his football he had his testicles removed, to avoid this type of injury.

under rated post

 

[MadMac]

Just hearing about it makes me shiver

 

[JUBJUB]

I feel the pain just reading about it. Did the crowd yell "BALL!!!!" When it happened?

Yeah and Kelly yelled "Where.....where did it go ? "

 

[reincarnated]

What a ball breaker...

 

[Forget the Stats]

Surprisingly serious injury. Painful as all hell and you can go into nervous system shock and die from it. In worse case scenarios you can stuggle to walk for months and even with removal can have ghost pain for the rest of your life. Unbelievable how much male bodies treasure those ugly hanging globes between our legs.

Couldnt find anything in relation to sports recovery but it is considered extremely dangerous. Good luck James.

So he could get haunted by his own testicle?

 

[Paul.]

What a ball breaker...

Hard to swallow having that sort of injury...

 

[Neese]

Righticle or lefticle ?

Glad he popped out a son to carry the crown jewels earlier.

I know a few blokes who only have one nut ( not from personal inspection though ) apparently one compensates for the other.

Yep my nephew only has one, we call him lefty or supernut (yes it compensates)
Note: he is 15 now so clearly I don't ask about it these days

 

[General Soreness]

My least favourite injury (if there can be such a thing). I wish you a speedy and comfortable recovery, James Kelly.

 

[free at last]

A mate of my mine suffered the same injury whilst trying to gain his black belt in karate.He copped a kick to his kiwis,dropped him.

He said it was the most painful injury he's ever encountered.

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

My least favourite injury (if there can be such a thing). I wish you a speedy and comfortable recovery, James Kelly.

And what is your favourite injury General Soreness?

 

[General Soreness]

And what is your favourite injury General Soreness?

Anything that requires bandages that go right around the head and flatten out the nose.

 

[Mezz]

Haven't seen the game. How did it happen - a kick to the groin???

 

[Nallad]

I've had my balls badly split open. This mucus shit was dripping everywhere and I was cumming blood for weeks after. My balls didn't fall out though they're attached to these veiny things but they were hanging out for a bit.

 

[MadMac]

I've had my balls badly split open. This mucus shit was dripping everywhere and I was cumming blood for weeks after. My balls didn't fall out though they're attached to these veiny things but they were hanging out for a bit.

Mate, that is more details than most blokes like to hear

 

[General Soreness]

I've had my balls badly split open. This mucus shit was dripping everywhere and I was cumming blood for weeks after. My balls didn't fall out though they're attached to these veiny things but they were hanging out for a bit.

I had a bladder infection once that made me piss blood ... painful and scary. At least with the injury you'd know what's going on.

 

[Rise_up_Stiffy]

I've had my balls badly split open. This mucus shit was dripping everywhere and I was cumming blood for weeks after. My balls didn't fall out though they're attached to these veiny things but they were hanging out for a bit.

lovely, really appreciated the detail

 

[Nallad]

I had a bladder infection once that made me piss blood ... painful and scary. At least with the injury you'd know what's going on.

Was your blood almost black when it came out? Mine looked real nasty. My scrotum actually turned out well just has a three inch scar in the middle so not bad at all

 

[General Soreness]

Was your blood almost black when it came out? Mine looked real nasty. My scrotum actually turned out well just has a three inch scar in the middle so not bad at all

I wouldn't say it got black, but it was a very deep red. THing is, when I started pissing the colour of the urine was 'normal', but the longer I pissed the more the colour changed, gradually - a slight red tinge, a rose colour, and then just a deep red. And as the colour got darker, the thicker the uring became until i just had drops of blood at the end of my wiener.

I guess the scar can go unnoticed, so that's ok. So you underwent surgery?

 

[Silvagnis]

Yeah was about to say - Douglas had a severe testicle injury last year. And played like it. Poor bloke.

Sam Rowe says HTFU.

 

[Nallad]

I wouldn't say it got black, but it was a very deep red. THing is, when I started pissing the colour of the urine was 'normal', but the longer I pissed the more the colour changed, gradually - a slight red tinge, a rose colour, and then just a deep red. And as the colour got darker, the thicker the uring became until i just had drops of blood at the end of my wiener.

I guess the scar can go unnoticed, so that's ok. So you underwent surgery?

Oh crazy mine was just this tarry looking red.

Yeh went under but had a few complications with the wound post surgery as it got infected and I had to be put on a course of antibiotics to clear it up. Don't ever get blind drunk and wear jeans with no undies!