Game Day JLT no. 1 - Ports v West Coast - Sunday 25/2/18

[Doctor Feel]

FOOTBALL

 

[Alyx]

Port Power to win by 24 points.

Two late changes citing hamstring soreness.

Sam Powell-Pepper to pulverise a ducking Luke Shuey.

Board-wide melting when we don't win the first bounce.

Sam Gray to kick five goals. Focus will be on the one he narrowly missed.

Karl Amon to have 97% kicking efficiency. Focus will be on the one which fell short.

Massive overrating of fringe recruits. Lindsay Thomas handball = Lock for round one.

Massive overrating of Brendon Ah Chee. He kicked a goal! Why, oh why, did we let him go?

Garry Lyon in commentary. To spend entire game talking smack about Jack Watts and Port Power.

Win to result in title of 'February Premiers' being bestowed upon us by social media mouth-breathers.

Let's do this.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Hamish Heartlett has had a massive preseason I expect this to be his breakout game and season.. FOOTBULL

 

[El Zorro]

Port Power to win by 24 points.

Two late changes citing hamstring soreness.

Sam Powell-Pepper to pulverise a ducking Luke Shuey.

Board-wide melting when we don't win the first bounce.

Sam Gray to kick five goals. Focus will be on the one he narrowly missed.

Karl Amon to have 97% kicking efficiency. Focus will be on the one which fell short.

Massive overrating of fringe recruits. Lindsay Thomas handball = Lock for round one.

Massive overrating of Brendon Ah Chee. He kicked a goal! Why, oh why, did we let him go?

Gary Lyon in commentary. To spend entire game talking smack about Jack Watts and Port Power.

Win to result in title of 'February Premiers' being bestowed upon us by social media mouth-breathers.

Let's do this.

it's like you can see the future!

 

[Janus]

If only there was a way of harnessing your optimism as an alternative power source - we'd never have to endure a blackout again

I've just put $50 on Port to win by +40.

I've also started my new ritual for this year. I've never put a bet on Port to win the flag because while I hoped they could, I never thought they were actually ready to challenge. That ends this year. $20 on Port to win the flag, $20 on Port to finish top at the end of the minor round, and $10 on Port to finish top four. Every week.

We're going down swinging!

 

[Nemisis]

I've just put $50 on Port to win by +40.

I've also started my new ritual for this year. I've never put a bet on Port to win the flag because while I hoped they could, I never thought they were actually ready to challenge. That ends this year. $20 on Port to win the flag, $20 on Port to finish top at the end of the minor round, and $10 on Port to finish top four. Every week.

We're going down swinging!

So we're going to beat a top eight team then?

 

[Doctor Feel]

I really think Lobbe is going to capture his 2014 form again and clunk some marks. This will relieve Ryder to spend more time forward creating a deadly setup of Dixon, Marshall and Butcher.

 

[Boxx]

So we're going to beat a top eight team then?

You mean like how we beat WCE and Sydney last year?

 

[PJ Power]

it's like you can see the future!

And he has learned from the past

 

[LFC2010]

Storms forecast in perth today? not sure how far away from perth we're playing at, but hopefully they disappear by game time.

 

[manureid]

What time is this shiznit on?

 

[Zakk Wylde]

FOOOOTBAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

What time is this shiznit on?

6.30pm in Sydney so half past 1985 in Adelaide.

 

[snozulu]

Any bets on Hinkley camping chair making guest appearance?

Only if it has a cup holder for his can of coke.

 

[Sleezy]

So pumped, haven't seen us play live since we lost to Freo at Subi in 2016. Hope this game is better.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

What time does this start?

 

[Edgepower]

Storms forecast in perth today? not sure how far away from perth we're playing at, but hopefully they disappear by game time.

2 mins from the city so not far

 

[Grave Danger]

Storms forecast in perth today? not sure how far away from perth we're playing at, but hopefully they disappear by game time.

The ground we're playing at today is slightly closer to the Perth CBD than The New Perth Stadium. Re the weather, unless something brews up in the next few hours, the worst of it seems to have gone around the metro area.

 

[Doctor Feel]

What time does this start?

6.30pm in Sydney so half past 1985 in Adelaide.

 

[Edgepower]

im going leederville is a pretty good suburban ground .... looking forward to seeing the new guys and all the heroes up close

 

[VineValerian]

I had a dream that a country that had been a superpower a long time ago conducted a weapons test to drop a wedge shaped nuclear 'ship-bomb' that looked suspiciously like a Star Destroyer while I was attending a conference on football. Then they all took off in spaceships, and everyone was like 'How the **** are we going to stop that?'

The wedge is our formation - we're about to drop a nuclear bomb on the competition.

Once more Port Adelaide is going to rule the galaxy...and we shall have peace.

May the Wedge be with you.

 

[VineValerian]

Power to look clumsy as for first half - until all the new personnel gel.
WC by 28 points (4g 4b to 8g 8b) at half time.
Power to have a great 2nd half (6g 11b to 4g 3b) - but just lose.
WC 12.11 d PAFC 10.15
Good signs evident.
Goal kicking still an issue (3 posters).
Boak reported for jumper punching.
Watts and S Gray 3 goals each.
SPP, Barry, Amon and Ebert best.
Clurey minor ankle sprain - ok for JLT2 in 2 weeks.

 

[Noobz0r]

Its in Perth so probably no one

I'll be there?

 

[Moo87]

I’m looking forward to all the over the top game day threadisms that’s pent up over the off season.

 

[xflamedancer]

Its in Perth so probably no one

If i wanted to hear from a nobody i would have asked the voices in my head