Joel Selwood Appreciation Thread

[PhatBoy]

Offensive to Hodgy, he doesn't have a sook when things don't go his way. Or a have a "maneuver" to draw a free kick.

Not at all, he's just got a veritable golf bag of manoeuvres to give them away

 

[Hoops]

Great player, amazing courage. Shame he feels the need to cheat as he's good enough without it

Are players that punch the ball into themselves pretending to attemptinf to get rid of it cheats.8

 

[Hoops]

pretty hard to break tackles when you drop to your knees and throw your arms up

Does it all the time

 

[Seeds]

He'd be less brave if he played when players had to protect themselves from oncoming players

Now he can just lead head first into any groundball and know help win a free kick and not get shirt fronted

It's not courage when there's no threat for the ground ball

His mark on the wing was all courage tho

Tremendous act

So if it's so easy to go for the hard ball now then why don't other players do it?

 

[Semiod]

I AM JUST ABOUT SICK OF GEELONG. IT JUST ABOUT SUMS AP WHERE YOU SCUM ARE AT WHEN MOTLOP MILKS THE 30 AND KICKS IT BACKWARDS. IT JUST SHOWS WHERE YOUR EGO IS AT. YOUS THINK YOUR SHIT HOT, BUTR MARK MY WORDS: SOMEONE WILL COME AND BITE YOUR ARSE IN SEPTEMBER WHEN IT MATTERS. JUST LIKE LAST YEAR!

 

[mxett]

Are players that punch the ball into themselves pretending to attemptinf to get rid of it cheats.8

theyre avoiding a free being paid against themselves. They arent bending the rules to gain a free

 

[Dancing Potato]

I AM JUST ABOUT SICK OF GEELONG. IT JUST ABOUT SUMS AP WHERE YOU SCUM ARE AT WHEN MOTLOP MILKS THE 30 AND KICKS IT BACKWARDS. IT JUST SHOWS WHERE YOUR EGO IS AT. YOUS THINK YOUR SHIT HOT, BUTR MARK MY WORDS: SOMEONE WILL COME AND BITE YOUR ARSE IN SEPTEMBER WHEN IT MATTERS. JUST LIKE LAST YEAR!

This is a lovely melt.

 

[Hoops]

I AM JUST ABOUT SICK OF GEELONG. IT JUST ABOUT SUMS AP WHERE YOU SCUM ARE AT WHEN MOTLOP MILKS THE 30 AND KICKS IT BACKWARDS. IT JUST SHOWS WHERE YOUR EGO IS AT. YOUS THINK YOUR SHIT HOT, BUTR MARK MY WORDS: SOMEONE WILL COME AND BITE YOUR ARSE IN SEPTEMBER WHEN IT MATTERS. JUST LIKE LAST YEAR!

 

[Semiod]

This is a lovely melt.

MELT?

 

[Duskfire]

I AM JUST ABOUT SICK OF GEELONG. IT JUST ABOUT SUMS AP WHERE YOU SCUM ARE AT WHEN MOTLOP MILKS THE 30 AND KICKS IT BACKWARDS. IT JUST SHOWS WHERE YOUR EGO IS AT. YOUS THINK YOUR SHIT HOT, BUTR MARK MY WORDS: SOMEONE WILL COME AND BITE YOUR ARSE IN SEPTEMBER WHEN IT MATTERS. JUST LIKE LAST YEAR!

I understand why you are angry. Last year Adelaide had their ass bitten before the finals even began and you are worried the same will happen this year. its all good we can sit on the sidelines holding hands while GWS romps it in.

 

[Semiod]

I understand why you are angry. Last year Adelaide had their ass bitten before the finals even began and you are worried the same will happen this year. its all good we can sit on the sidelines holding hands while GWS romps it in.

'IM HAWKS NOT CORWS

 

[Rack Watts]

People will give him a lot of stick for being a diver, which he is, but in my time, the only dudes I can think of who were as hard were:

Michael Voss
James Hird
Johnathan Brown
Lenny Hayes

 

[Hoops Dreams]

I AM JUST ABOUT SICK OF GEELONG. IT JUST ABOUT SUMS AP WHERE YOU SCUM ARE AT WHEN MOTLOP MILKS THE 30 AND KICKS IT BACKWARDS. IT JUST SHOWS WHERE YOUR EGO IS AT. YOUS THINK YOUR SHIT HOT, BUTR MARK MY WORDS: SOMEONE WILL COME AND BITE YOUR ARSE IN SEPTEMBER WHEN IT MATTERS. JUST LIKE LAST YEAR!

I marked your words and I give you a D-.

 

[ThatsjustDappa]

I AM JUST ABOUT SICK OF GEELONG. IT JUST ABOUT SUMS AP WHERE YOU SCUM ARE AT WHEN MOTLOP MILKS THE 30 AND KICKS IT BACKWARDS. IT JUST SHOWS WHERE YOUR EGO IS AT. YOUS THINK YOUR SHIT HOT, BUTR MARK MY WORDS: SOMEONE WILL COME AND BITE YOUR ARSE IN SEPTEMBER WHEN IT MATTERS. JUST LIKE LAST YEAR!

 

[Duskfire]

People will give him a lot of stick for being a diver, which he is, but in my time, the only dudes I can think of who were as hard were:

Michael Voss
James Hird
Johnathan Brown
Lenny Hayes

Brett Kirk as well. Man just didn't give a shit about himself

 

[burningdwarf]

I AM JUST ABOUT SICK OF GEELONG. IT JUST ABOUT SUMS AP WHERE YOU SCUM ARE AT WHEN MOTLOP MILKS THE 30 AND KICKS IT BACKWARDS. IT JUST SHOWS WHERE YOUR EGO IS AT. YOUS THINK YOUR SHIT HOT, BUTR MARK MY WORDS: SOMEONE WILL COME AND BITE YOUR ARSE IN SEPTEMBER WHEN IT MATTERS. JUST LIKE LAST YEAR!

Thread going much better than expected.

 

[Cursed Cat]

Champion player. I feel like I'm betraying Hawks supporters but I really love Selwood and the way he goes about it.
I do fear for his health in the future though. Hopefully his courage doesn't come at a cost.

honestly reckon he gets a fairer run from Hawthorn supporters, even on BF, than he does some other clubs; they've seen him at his best in big games and know what he's all about.

 

[kaiserchief13]

I AM JUST ABOUT SICK OF GEELONG. IT JUST ABOUT SUMS AP WHERE YOU SCUM ARE AT WHEN MOTLOP MILKS THE 30 AND KICKS IT BACKWARDS. IT JUST SHOWS WHERE YOUR EGO IS AT. YOUS THINK YOUR SHIT HOT, BUTR MARK MY WORDS: SOMEONE WILL COME AND BITE YOUR ARSE IN SEPTEMBER WHEN IT MATTERS. JUST LIKE LAST YEAR!

 

[HaroLad]

keep it in the pants guys , just a ducker thats it

You are a dickhead.

 

[Semiod]

 

[Tatts22]

pretty hard to break tackles when you drop to your knees and throw your arms up

And yet he does it all the time. On the occasions he doesn't, if he draws a free kick, smart play.

 

[caitsith01]

If you don't appreciate Selwood you just don't like football at this point.

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

Hodgey's probably drunk.

and posting from his phone while driving, lol.

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

Yes he does that but why does he always need to bend his knees slightly and raise his shoulder when tackled?

to get out of the tackle perhaps?

 

[Xtreme]

Personally I think the ducking technique is cheating.
Plus Selwood is a sore loser when the team loses.

Wouldn't invite him over for a lamb roast thats for sure!