Kath and Kim?

[garth p]

Kath and Kim. Bit like Collingwood. No class whatsoever.

 

[Roonaldo!]

Bogans too.

 

[Bentleigh]

**** footballers dancing

 

[Kingpin]

Next year we'll have Kylie Mole doing an updated rendition of "Spewin" and Con the Fruiterer will be dragged out for another renditition of "Coupla Dayys" as pre match entertainment.
Even Happy Hammond in 1963 was better than Saturday's effort.

A football curtain raiser would be ideal.