Toast Ken Hinkley Record Breaking Game - May 25th, 2024 vs. North

[Peninsula Boy]

At the end of the minor round, Ken will have 11 games remaining to become equal 4th for most games coached all time, without a premiership.

Hinkley is gunning for the reverse McClelland Trophy.

 

[gtrxuone]

Probably a record Ken doesn't want. But it is, what it is.

 

[simba_]

ken is one of those parasites that would proudly have his name in lights even next to the title 'DESTROYER OF MANKIND'

 

[Janey]

Probably a record Ken doesn't want. But it is, what it is.

Easy fixed - resign first.

 

[Workingclass]

Easy fixed - resign first.

Fortunately, as we've been reminded as recently as Thursday's press conference, Kenny isn't a coward. The record is his.

 

[snozulu]

Unfortunately he died 4 years ago. Good news is our club doctor has still declared him fit to play next week.

 

[gtrxuone]

Easy fixed - resign first.

Lol a nuclear fallout wouldn't remove Ken.

 

[Del165198]

 

[PowerLil]

Fortunately, as we've been reminded as recently as Thursday's press conference, Kenny isn't a coward. The record is his.

Ironic isn't it? He's the definition of a coward.

 

[Duck Farmer]

We need a standing ovation at the 0th minute of the first quarter to properly celebrate his monumental record-breaking grand final achievements.

 

[philreich]

Yeah but when he eventually decides, because lets be honest we aren't going to be the ones to get rid of him, he will be lauded and respected by everyone in the media for calling time and being honest and putting the club first.

Like Stephen Rowe saying something intelligent, Hinkley putting Port first would be a first.

 

[Portology]

The Round 11 match on May 25th, 2024 against the corpse that is North Melbourne is going to be a big one for Port Adelaide.

In particular for head coach Ken Hinkley as he achieves a record never before seen in VFL/AFL history.

That's right, in his his 259th game as coach, he officially overtakes Bill Stephen as the coach with the most games without of Grand Final appearance.

Congratulations to Ken, Koch and all the board.

If your numbers are correct, just in time for the 154th anniversary of our club's first game (May 24 1870).

We get what we deserve.

 

[davesnothere]

Ken Hinkley will be roaming the earth long after cockroaches and Keith Richards are gone.

 

[all seeing eye]

Book your flights , tickets going fast.

 

[Peninsula Boy]

Hope club releases some commemorative clothing/hats/plates/photos etc, people gotta get that stuff surely.

Can the club get into action and get a few things going:

A commemorative wooden spoon signed by Hinkley
A recreation of Koch's pen that was used to sign all of Hinkley's contracts
A signed copy of Edward Bernays' Propaganda by Rucci.
A one hour inspo lecture Ted Talk by Holly Ransom for $259,000 per person.
A Matthew Richardson commemorative plaque with nothing of it.
A Chris Davies limited edition broken watch

We really do have an absolute Rogues Gallery down at the club. It's just mental. The personalities remind me of the German Nazi Party, the John Howard Liberal Cabinet and the Republicans under George W Bush. Just a lot of crap with big personalities.

 

[all seeing eye]

Can the club get into action and get a few things going:

A commemorative wooden spoon signed by Hinkley
A recreation of Koch's pen that was used to sign all of Hinkley's contracts
A signed copy of Edward Bernays' Propaganda by Rucci.
A one hour inspo lecture Ted Talk by Holly Ransom for $259,000 per person.
A Matthew Richardson commemorative plaque with nothing of it.
A Chris Davies limited edition broken watch

We really do have an absolute Rogues Gallery down at the club. It's just mental. The personalities remind me of the German Nazi Party, the John Howard Liberal Cabinet and the Republicans under George W Bush. Just a lot of crap with big personalities.

A fluffy teal donut for the kiddies to hug and the supporters to cry into.

 

[Peninsula Boy]

A fluffy teal donut for the kiddies to hug and the supporters to cry into.

I like it. I like it a lot.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

PUMP IT

 

[philreich]

An "achievement" like this kinda reminds me of Greg Chappell's 7 consecutive ducks - it's unique, but incredibly embarrassing.

 

[Marmozet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/s/KfdkO8ssby

 

[longdonkey]

I've been expecting and waiting for this thread.

Congratulations Stinkers on becoming the most unsuccessful coach in the history of AFL football.

You are a disgrace, a massive burden on the club and will go down in history as our worst coach ever.

Even if this record is eventually beaten by Brad Scott in my heart you will always be the biggest loser of all.

 

[dirty2]

When will Koch break the record of longest serving president in the AFL without success

 

[HHHAMMERtime]

Isn’t it just classic of this frauds luck that his boys club mates at afl house have stuck this in the least interesting fixture of the entire season (kangas in launy) so that it doesn’t get the widespread recognition it deserves as a dismal failure.
Get posting on the socials everyone.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

God I hope someone takes a banner to the game.

Even better if it's on the run out banner.

The good news is North fans are the most likely to do so.

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[davesnothere]

God I hope someone takes a banner to the game.

Even better if it's on the run out banner.

The good news is North fans are the most likely to do so.

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

GWS would have been a good game this week.

They would have run with it.