Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 26 Team Thread - ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Barrybran - S26 Mateflon Winner ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ

[byebyexenxen]

And we have the league's best whore! EAD Baghdad!

Congrats on the EKA Baz!

 

[Barrybran]

Congrats on the EKA Baz!

Thank you

 

[Barrybran]

Oh yeah, so we've got an EKA, a DERF, a Crispy and 3x All-SFA selections to add to the honour roll boys. First time we've had three since S20! All in all, a very solid night for the Bears

 

[Dav]

Oh yeah, so we've got an EKA, a DERF, a Crispy and 3x All-SFA selections to add to the honour roll boys. First time we've had three since S20! All in all, a very solid night for the Bears

 

[Dav]

 

[Test Tickle]

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So proud of you guys

 

[Tandy]

To celebrate a great year financially for the club I've decided to empty the club account on a new business venture. Test Tickle 's brothel really boosted our figures this financial year so I was thinking we could open up a Strip club. Testies name has been synonymous with the strip so it made perfect sense to use that to our advantage.
We aren't up and running yet as I'm still trying to sort various licence's out but without further adieu I present

 

[Tandy]

It's a strip club btw

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Good musing Tandy, I was thinking along the same lines as you. Our core strength evidently needs some work so what better way to improve as a team than to take to the poles! First session is next Monday, don't forget to stretch.

 

[Tandy]

Good musing Tandy, I was thinking along the same lines as you. Our core strength evidently needs some work so what better way to improve as a team than to take to the poles! First session is next Monday, don't forget to stretch.

Sounds good mate. Happy for you to lead us on the poles as you do on the field.

 

[Tandy]

The sheer elegance is breathtaking.

 

[Barrybran]

Sounds good mate. Happy for you to lead us on the poles as you do on the field.
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Yikes

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Yikes

I know, I know, my technique's not great, but that's why we're practicing!

 

[pantskyle]

Hmm, well done to JWS for joining brahj and myself as a 3-time All SFA Bear.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Hmm, well done to JWS for joining brahj and myself as a 3-time All SFA Bear.

Thank you pants- you two made it in some premo positions though! What is your secret to making up that extra ground??

 

[pantskyle]

Thank you pants- you two made it in some premo positions though! What is your secret to making up that extra ground??

Nominate myself and demand the spot.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Nominate myself and demand the spot.

Smart.

 

[Barrybran]

Also, don't play full back

 

[pantskyle]

Also, don't play full back

Warriors FB was just named in the team and named as the VC. I'd say if you play FB be a damn good poster.

 

[Tandy]

Its Manbearpig

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Its Manbearpig

What did I do :O

 

[Tandy]

What did I do :O

Was just making sure you were still about mate.

 

[Barrybran]

Was just making sure you were still about mate.

What's he gonna go? The Gumbies?

 

[Tandy]

What's he gonna go? The Gumbies?

No where I hope, what have you heard?
You off to the house of Gumbo's MBP?

 

[Its Manbearpig]

No where I hope, what have you heard?
You off to the house of Gumbo's MBP?

They pleaded and begged,
I said: "No, peasants!"