Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 26 Team Thread - ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Barrybran - S26 Mateflon Winner ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ

[NaturalDisaster]

miss_kate18 sounds like great fun, welcome, you’ll get to know me as an elite qooty disposal machine.
The current list of Bears are just magnificent.
Id be likely to take out many awards on our B&F night coming up soon.

Do you sleep?

 

[Dav]

Do you sleep?

He keeps me company.

 

[miss_kate18]

You'll have to ask JoshWoodenSpoon for a more concrete official answer but I'd love to have you on board! We're coming off a really transformative season where we went from kicking 2 goals in an elimination final and being one of the most inactive teams in the comp to becoming a posting powerhouse and, well, losing another elimination final. But it's definitely a great place to be at the moment and I'm sure we'd love you to join. Plus, you can meet The Filth Wizard's favourite, Barrybran.

I've even delved into our club history, you have 51 games with the club, kicking 110 goals (4th most in club history) and you won the S19 Best Rookie award and the S21 Goalkicking Award.

Being a North Melbourne supporter and having a shelf full of runner up netball trophies, losing finals is kind of my area of expertise so I’ll feel right at home.

My rule is you only get quality dirt to use against Filthy if we’re playing his team or he’s done something to annoy me. He does that approximately 284 times per week so I think we’re all set.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Do you sleep?

**** off we’re full

 

[NaturalDisaster]

**** off we’re full

I was going to make a smartarse comment before and decided against it.

But you can get ****ed. Matera92 is right about you, you’ve never won anything of note in this league. If you weren’t a simmer I wouldn’t even know who you were.

 

[Barrybran]

I was going to make a smartarse comment before and decided against it.

But you can get ******. Matera92 is right about you, you’ve never won anything of note in this league. If you weren’t a simmer I wouldn’t even know who you were.

Ease up Turbo. Doctor Gero has won our love and affection.
Note: may or may not be true

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I was going to make a smartarse comment before and decided against it.

But you can get ******. Matera92 is right about you, you’ve never won anything of note in this league. If you weren’t a simmer I wouldn’t even know who you were.

Triggered.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Ease up Turbo. Doctor Gero has won our love and affection.
Note: may or may not be true

Good joke Baz

 

[Dav]

Ease up Turbo. Doctor Gero has won our love and affection.
Note: may or may not be true

I think he was runner-up for that one too.

 

[Dingster]

I think he was runner-up for that one too.

Who is this Doctor Gero? Is he the rookie that finished behind Gordo in EKA voting?

 

[Dav]

Who is this Doctor Gero? Is he the rookie that finished behind Gordo in EKA voting?

Coming runner-up in the EKA is very different goddamnit.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

You all can get ****ed.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

What’s up fellow Bears?

Former Bear here from seasons 19-21 (I think). Forced into early retirement due to the demands of primary school teaching (they tend to look down on you spending all day on Bigfooty and setting writing prompts like “Why the Furies are a Bunch of Campaigners”).

Anyway, fast forward a few years and I find myself at home with a new baby and spending most of my day lying on the couch, boobs out (breastfeeding, ya pervs) and phone in hand. What better time to rejoin the SFA? Would love to rejoin as a Bear if you’ll have me. I promise occasional A+ wit, frequent posting at odd hours and unexpected vitriol during Fussy Baby Time because apparently it’s unacceptable to call your own kid a dickhead, but you can take your frustration out on the Internet.

Shitttt yeahhhhh. As an esteemed member of the club’s history and imminent power player of our near destiny we can assure you that on any day, at any hour, you have our full endorsement in relentlessly ragging on Doctor Gero. For the good of our future generations or otherwise, just go to town.

You’ve picked a damn stellar time to reassemble with the old firm. We’re prettttyyyy close to being good at qooty right now, and given our defense already gets the job done each and every week, your firepower could take us to the next level.

Also Its Manbearpig has your old number, but we can always settle that with a quick gladiatorial exercise in the car park.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

You all can get ******.

Already have more times than you.

 

[Dav]

Already have more times than you.

Virgin banter ND, absolute quality there.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Virgin banter ND, absolute quality there.

I never actually called him a vir...

Wait, I see what you did there.

 

[Matera92]

Virgin banter ND, absolute quality there.

Can confirm that Gero is definitely not a virgin.

I've screwed him at least a half dozen times during my illustrious SFA career.

 

[Dingster]

Can confirm that Gero is definitely not a virgin.

I've screwed him at least a half dozen times during my illustrious SFA career.

Can confirm. Still have the video.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Already have more times than you.

That’s not good for society. Tigers shouldn’t be allowed to.

Need to end that genetic line

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Can confirm that Gero is definitely not a virgin.

I've screwed him at least a half dozen times during my illustrious SFA career.

You wish. I’m not that easy

 

[Matera92]

You wish. I’m not that easy

My two Mateflons beg to differ.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

My two Mateflons beg to differ.

*

 

[NaturalDisaster]

That’s not good for society. Tigers shouldn’t be allowed to.

Need to end that genetic line

Rent free buddy

That said I haven’t missed you pming me every week harassing me about Richmond supporters

 

[TJASTA]

yeah **** you Doctor Gero

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Rent free buddy

That said I haven’t missed you pming me every week harassing me about Richmond supporters

So much better now that the path back to shitness is closer and closer.