Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears | Season 30 Team Thread | ONE IN ALL IN !!

[Genghis Tron]

Please bring back JoshWoodenSpoon urgently.
The song contest is rather lacking presently.
My musical soul weeps often.

 

[Chipmunk]

Should I join the Bears?
No no no no no no no.
Absolutely not.

 

[Test Tickle]

Should I join the Bears?
No no no no no no no.
Absolutely not.

Sorry, your application has been unsuccessful.
Don't call us, we'll call you.
Have a nice day

 

[I Dont Care]

Pls resubmit in Haiku form. Thx.

Sorry, I only do IDC form

 

[I Dont Care]

Thump! Thump! Thump!
Of bleeding heads and Furies smell
Lump! Lump! Lump!
Ace and the Dragons
Run!
No, the time has come
Pull out the club and put in a Thrilla
Thump! Thump! Thump!

 

[U2tigers]

Well off-season break is over, time to start annoying the hell out of everyone again.

 

[Millky95]

Well off-season break is over, time to start annoying the hell out of everyone again.

We were supposed to stop?

 

[I Dont Care]

We were supposed to stop?

Yes, we'll have to un-Wonder him I guess

 

[guero]

Should I join the Bears?
No no no no no no no.
Absolutely not.

 

[Chipmunk]

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How did you get footage of how I got fired from my last club?

 

[guero]

How did you get footage of how I got fired from my last club?

I googled 'footage of how Chipmunk got fired from his last club'.

 

[Chipmunk]

I googled 'footage of how Chipmunk got fired from his last club'.

I mean I figured it was mostly the ‘juicy wiggle’ which is banned in over 100 countries.

 

[guero]

I mean I figured it was mostly the ‘juicy wiggle’ which is banned in over 100 countries.

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And I found some footage of you training for interviews with new clubs:

 

[Chipmunk]

And I found some footage of you training for interviews with new clubs:

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You can tell because I’m perfectly preened

 

[Test Tickle]

Hey Ned, I've just been reminiscing with the rest of the team here, do you remember Round 15 last season, when you needed a goal to win the game for the Furies in the dying minutes?

4 : 17.24 {FF} - A bit of space for Ned_Flanders to utilise.
4 : 17.26 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if Ned_Flanders keeps his cool.
4 : 17.26 {FF} - Oh no. It's come off his shin..

4 : 18.01 {FF} - Ned_Flanders signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 18.03 {FF} - Ned_Flanders walks into goal.
4 : 18.03 {FF} - That's a terrible miss.

4 : 18.51 {FF} - Ned_Flanders wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 18.55 {FF} - Ned_Flanders sells the dummy and has a shot.
4 : 18.58 {FF} - Oh no. That's come off his knee and dribbled over the line. One behind only.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Hey Ned, I've just been reminiscing with the rest of the team here, do you remember Round 15 last season, when you needed a goal to win the game for the Furies in the dying minutes?

4 : 17.24 {FF} - A bit of space for Ned_Flanders to utilise.
4 : 17.26 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if Ned_Flanders keeps his cool.
4 : 17.26 {FF} - Oh no. It's come off his shin..

4 : 18.01 {FF} - Ned_Flanders signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 18.03 {FF} - Ned_Flanders walks into goal.
4 : 18.03 {FF} - That's a terrible miss.

4 : 18.51 {FF} - Ned_Flanders wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 18.55 {FF} - Ned_Flanders sells the dummy and has a shot.
4 : 18.58 {FF} - Oh no. That's come off his knee and dribbled over the line. One behind only.

Was drunk and didn't care then, and still drunk and still don't care now. Don't tag me in your shitty threads flog

 

[tony]

Was drunk and didn't care then, and still drunk and still don't care now. Don't tag me in your shitty threads flog

That is very unlike you Ned. You were always a very good church going fellow.

 

[Test Tickle]

Well it was worth the wait to see a sneak peak of what our season might look like, very exciting times ahead for the Bears.

Tomorrow we play the Gumbies in the Grand Final of the Tittybong Cup, thanks to TJASTA and Barrybran for all their hard work.

Good luck tomorrow, if we're gonna come up to this shithole empty handed, we might as well take the Cup home with us.

Go Bears.

 

[Barrybran]

Well it was worth the wait to see a sneak peak of what our season might look like, very exciting times ahead for the Bears.

Tomorrow we play the Gumbies in the Grand Final of the Tittybong Cup, thanks to TJASTA and Barrybran for all their hard work.

Good luck tomorrow, if we're gonna come up to this shithole empty handed, we might as well take the Cup home with us.

Go Bears.

Fun fact - the last time the Gumbies and Bears met in a final the Bears won.

Wait, that wasn't fun at all.

 

[Muddiemoose]

That is very unlike you Ned. You were always a very good church going fellow.

He’s never been the same since Maude died

 

[tony]

He’s never been the same since Maude died

Very true and then again when Edna died. Poor guy has had bad luck with the ladies.

 

[MWPP]

Fun fact - the last time the Gumbies and Bears met in a final the Bears won.

Wait, that wasn't fun at all.

Your heart was still with us at that point so u think you were secretly pleased
#straightsetsgumbies

 

[Genghis Tron]

Going to be some sad bears tomorrow.

 

[Test Tickle]

Going to be some sad bears tomorrow.

After the pub runs out of beer coz we drank it all from our TB Cup?

 

[MWPP]

After the pub runs out of beer coz we drank it all from our TB Cup?

We‘ll run out during the game if we aren’t careful because you’re on drinks