Little things you do just to be a dick

[Quivorir]

When I see motorbikes coming up the middle I turn my car as far in as I can so they can't come up the middle. If I have to wait in Perth traffic then guess what mate.......you are to

And you're a campaigner. We don't do it because we want to be ahead (ok, we do), but it is also a million times safer to be at the front of the pack than in the middle.

 

[bkozican]

Flog.

You dont deserve your mirrors now.

In all honesty, I used to do it when I first got my license. I know a few people with bikes now days so i haven't done it since the my P plater days (4years ago)

And you're a Syd. We don't do it because we want to be ahead (ok, we do), but it is also a million times safer to be at the front of the pack than in the middle.

That I understand. It amazes me with all the idiots on the road, that you guys still ride everyday

 

[LANGFORDandSON]

When holding a party I tell one person that it's a deviates or gender reversal dress up party, just one.

 

[Hoffy95]

When showering at a guest's place, I like to leave a pube 'engraved' in the cake of soap for the next patron.

 

[Hot Pocket]

When I see motorbikes coming up the middle I turn my car as far in as I can so they can't come up the middle. If I have to wait in Perth traffic then guess what mate.......you are to

That's just really stupid.

 

[FreoGirl]

tell people I hate Geelong

 

[WAFLfan1969]

Say thanks Pal, cheers Chum and Goodo to my female work colleagues

 

[Willo_]

tell people I hate Geelong

You dick

 

[pekay-norwest]

When I see motorbikes coming up the middle I turn my car as far in as I can so they can't come up the middle. If I have to wait in Perth traffic then guess what mate.......you are to

The reason this is done (as it was explained to me when I did my Upright course in the 90s) came about with the inclusion of a brake light in the rear window of most cars these days.

Very easy to confuse a bike with its single brake light sitting behind a car with it's left and right brake lights as one and the same......bloke in Sydney killed a bike rider about a decade o more ago coz he cleaned him up thinking his brake light was a car's window brake light.

And coz we can split the lanes of course.

 

[vealesy]

Pussies just be jelly they don't have the balls to ride.

They get all mad and swerve and all "wait like the rest of us idiot pussies!"

I flick my throttle 1/10th of **** all and I laugh like a loon inside my helmet as i see an angry bitch disappearing in my mirror.

You cant have "safety" drummed to death into my brain at work all day and then expect me to switch that off when Im riding and start putting myself in danger by sitting in front a phone using driver in stop start traffic.

Being a vigilante traffic cop will not change a riders attitude, it will just endanger them. Surely a minor traffic offence is not worth a potential death sentence?

 

[Hot Pocket]

Roads would be a lot safer if everyone rode bikes, we'd save the environment in the process.

Cars are the devil. But I lack the balls to ride in the city so I take the train and avoid all the associated road rage ITT.

 

[Papa Juggs]

I don't really care if motorbike riders cruise up between lanes as long as they're gone as soon as the light turns green they're not getting in anybody's way.

Splitting between moving cars is a different story though. That's dangerous.

 

[Headless]

- I sit on public transport dressed as an emo and read 'Better Homes and Gardens' magazine

Yeah, you show 'em!

...

 

[vealesy]

I don't really care if motorbike riders cruise up between lanes as long as they're gone as soon as the light turns green they're not getting in anybody's way.

Splitting between moving cars is a different story though. That's dangerous.

More dangerous going bumper to bumper man.

Its so easy to split. Its just difficult when car people are inboxing and drifting all over the road.

 

[Holy Foley!]

If ordering something with friends and they ask for a name i'll use one of my mates names.

 

[Shoey]

Let telemarketers think i'm keen then say NO> after they have said there little sales speech.

done this once, he rang me back after i hung up.
"Mate, why did you hang up after I have you that massive spiel on our product?"
"why don't you get a better job"

 

[Hot Pocket]

I love throwing curly questions at them, or just playing really elusive.

"Hi is MR XXXXX there?"

"Not sure"

"Oh I'm calling to speak to Mr XXXXX"

"That's nice, you sound friendly"

"Um, so are you Mr XXXXX?"

"I'm not really sure actually, what is this about?"

"I can't really say, its information for Mr XXXXX"

 

[Sydney Bloods]

I once told a Tele marketer that I was very interested in her product, half listened to her half watching tv, then told her I would like purchase her product.

Let her read the entire terms and conditions.....and then said sorry I can't as I object to there rules surrounding the disclosure of personal information.

In my defence I was unemployed and living alone at the time.

 

[Cruyff14]

Had one telemarketer call once right as the news was starting. Old man answered the phone and there is nothing he hates more than telemarketers calling during the news.

Anyway, he picks up the phone and says something like "I'm watching the news so you can too!" Left the phone near the tv and went and sat down.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Had one call the other week and wake up our 7 month old. Couldn't help but feel somewhat bad for the guy as he copped the full wrath of my wife.

 

[Northworth]

best approach ever

 

[Deliverance]

I laugh at people who can't go more than 10 minutes without checking on on their virtual life on their smartphone and those who think they are awesome because they have heaps of FB riends. #Narcissism

 

[rocker_oz33]

Telemarketer rings up asks for MR Rocker.I tell them Mr Rocker is dead so they called up the following week so even if your not living they ring you.

 

[Zach Package]

when batting in cricket i like to pull out of my stance when the bowlers just about to get into his action, just because I can

did it today, he still bowled it but sort of tried to abort at the last moment, net result, 5 wides

how it wasn't called a dead ball by the umpire is beyond me.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

I did a rain dance about a hour ago.