News Media Thread, 2023: Insightful, Inciteful and Incomptent

[Tugga27]

That flog Lyon referred to us and North as "perennial cellar dwellars" OTC tonight.

Was it harsh to call us that or is it justified?
Am I getting a bit precious?
All of the above?

After King last night, Lloyd this morning and now
Lyon, these Victorian flog are doing my head in.

I should stop watching but I can't.
It's a sickness.

 

[Chris_6678]

Kane also emoting we are tanking lol.

 

[Tugga27]

 

[JackOutback]

That flog Lyon referred to us and North as "perennial cellar dwellars" OTC tonight.

Was it harsh to call us that or is it justified?
Am I getting a bit precious?
All of the above?

After King last night, Lloyd this morning and now
Lyon, these Victorian flog are doing my head in.

I should stop watching but I can't.
It's a sickness.

It’s our second year near the bottom. Currently equal to our longest run without finals. We’re perennial contenders with an occasional stint at the bottom.

 

[Godfather32]

That flog Lyon referred to us and North as "perennial cellar dwellars" OTC tonight.

Was it harsh to call us that or is it justified?
Am I getting a bit precious?
All of the above?

After King last night, Lloyd this morning and now
Lyon, these Victorian flog are doing my head in.

I should stop watching but I can't.
It's a sickness.

Just be patient, give it a few years and we'll be passing them while they're on the way back down after falling short of a flag and Lyon scurries away to coach another shitty team

 

[Tugga27]

 

[Godfather32]

It's almost like there's a rule where you have to start the centre bounce with 6 players in every zone or something

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

We also managed to convince the umps not to pay a blindingly obvious free kick to Long in front of goal and to throw the ball directly to an Essendon midfielder in a ball-up in the last minutes.

 

[ZergMinion]

We also managed to convince the umps not to pay a blindingly obvious free kick to Long in front of goal and to throw the ball directly to an Essendon midfielder in a ball-up in the last minutes.

Man....how deep does this go???

 

[WCErevival]

Simmo pulling them levers

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Simmo pulling them levers

He really is in charge of everything and everyone.

 

[Rowan18]

Simmo pulling them levers

Instead of deciding to win heaps of games and have no pressure on his contract, he figured it would be more fun to lose 16 in a row and then troll everyone with a close loss to Bombers.

 

[brabs]

I thought Buckley would be more intelligent than that. I guess he is a dumb as the rest in those cumts

 

[Jupes]

would be funny if they bring in a lottery in a few years just as we're scraping ourselves off the bottom only to win pick 1 with some slim percent chance. that would be the end of that caper.

 

[Cuzz09]

I honestly think we got over excited about winning and guys just zoned out for a few secs

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[mick06]

The footage is quite telling though. Well it tells whatever story you like. It looks as though we got the front, the players on ground are asking the bench if we should roll back and simno says hold position, hold. Best coaching move all year.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

You almost have to laugh at these talking heads that seem to forget we've won like 5 games out of the last 40, a percentage of below 50 and are completely shit

 

[Keys]

You almost have to laugh at these talking heads that seem to forget we've won like 5 games out of the last 40, a percentage of below 50 and are completely s**t

And it’s those same talking heads who’ve been telling us on repeat just how shit we are

 

[ThePuma #9]

We get smashed and we are a joke, we lose a close one and we are a joke. Very little airtime after last weeks win or this weeks narrow loss.

Anything the media have to say about us atm is nothing but white noise as far as I’m concerned.

Apparently they can all see we have an agenda but I wonder what their agenda is.

 

[UseR2006]

Oh you are so shit you get blown away even by the garbage teams, but don't you dare even try and be good at football or we will call out every little bullshit mistake you make and insinuate you're tanking for picks.

Oh and BTW we will actively tell all the top end talent to avoid your club because you're garbage.

 

[Ochre]

If only there was a recent game between two top teams, where there was a non centre bounce stoppage late with a few points the difference so we could see how many extra players they had back



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[plays tall 1]

Is it compulsory to have a sub 50 IQ test score to get a guernsey on these Victorian footy chat shows, or merely highly desirable?

 

[Coasters7]

Is it compulsory to have a sub 50 IQ test score to get a guernsey on these Victorian footy chat shows, or merely highly desirable?

Gets people talking and gets the clicks so I guess it works exactly the way they want it to

 

[YeoGabbaGabba]

Oh you are so s**t you get blown away even by the garbage teams, but don't you dare even try and be good at football or we will call out every little bullshit mistake you make and insinuate you're tanking for picks.

Oh and BTW we will actively tell all the top end talent to avoid your club because you're garbage.

I can just hear this in Kane’s voice hahaha. The one thing I respect about him is he isn’t afraid to say what he thinks. However especially on anything Port related, his bias and laughable hypocrisy and contradictory statements make him one of, if not the biggest flog in all media (there are that many I can’t even give him the title of Number 1). Just imagine if that concussion stuff happened with us and our doctor? “Good Clubs look after Good People” well what good club would he be referring to?