Why can't you accept that a bloke wants to play footy with his mates and hopefully win a premiership? Is this beyond you?
Oh you and your rose-coloured glasses!
You do realise that there's only a handful of his mates left that he played with from his time at Collingwood? About 75% of your senior list has departed since he left for Freo in '07.
Why can't you accept that it's the money?
The gf is looking forward to your next instalment, though she thinks you should try more rom-com, now that's charming