Event Mobbenfuhrer Medal - Season 13

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Okay I am not real happy about this whole award night spanding over many weeks. Unless the beer will still be flowing on tap, then I could live with it.

Also, I bought Reardo's sister her dress for awards night. The bitch pawned it for some drugs and then told me she is going with someone else besides me to award night! Which MFer in here stole my women!

I'm blaming Farrand, Freakie and ZacMac until further notice!

it's not over many weeks, 5 rounds per day so it's over 3-4 days actually
 

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Welcome one and all to the Mobbenfuhrer Medal Red Carpet. The SFA's night of nights, the be all and end all to some of the faithful.

My name is IMS and I am here for the Red Carpet show.

Everyone knows the Mobbs Medal night is not about the players at all, rather who can show up with the hottest pic of their imaginary girl for the night.. The competition is always fierce and tonight will be no different.

All of the favorites are here tonight, except for Roys superlegend Reardo, who, despite responding in the affirmative to the invitation, was last seen dangling from the roof of a bus that had a rather shady depiction of a wolf on the side. From all reports though, he is expected to be here tonight.

As the invitees start to roll in, much of the talk outside the venue amongst the dozens of fans that have turned out, seem to be about the Hawks signing of Okeydoke. There is a real buzz around the place, the question of course, will Okey be here this evening.

The cars have started to roll in and first arrival is Jobe3Votes along with long suffering supporter Easty, lets see if we can get a word.

IMS: Easty, Who dressed you this evening?
Easty: Jobe's mum actually

IMS: Well she has done a fine job.. Who are your tips this evening?
Easty: Well, for the Dragons, it is hard to go past WAG. Sure, he has funny ears and smells terrible, but we have found that gives him an advantage on the field. The others to watch are LJP who always polls well and of course myself, all 3 of us tied for the Dragons B&F.

IMS: Well, if there is one thing we love to see from our athletes in the SFA it is modesty, good luck tonight Easty, you and the rest of your side are gonna need it!!!
Easty: Oh **** off IMS, I do the right thing and give you an interview and you start this shit, **** you, **** the Hawks, **** all of this bullshit.

IMS: Thanks again Easty, have a great night, FLOG.

Next group to arrive looks like the Gumbies, headed by skipper peterss and of course Clay and St Fly.

IMS: Yo Fly, chance at a quicky??
St Fly: Again?? Piss off will ya!!
Clay: I'll talk on behalf of the Gumbies IMS!!

IMS: Thanks Clay, appreciate your time. So a big season for the Gumbies, but no finals, disappointing, but what do you make of the chances of some individuals tonight?
Clay: Well, Fly has to be a big chance, he won our B&F, but to be honest we are a little worried if he does win the award, have you seen the stuff he has added lately?? The bloke is going freakin loopy.

IMS: That may be, but shit he is entertaining, being a flog aside.
Clay: That he is.

IMS: Who else is in with a shot tonight?
Clay: If you are talking about the medal, no one, we had a shocking year, if you are talking about the ladies, well, clearly I will be taking a few home tonight and may even keep a couple in storage for tomorrow.

IMS: Lovely, enjoy your night and tell St Fly I said he is a flog and he can get stuffed will ya?
Clay: You know I aint saying anything like that, and if you talk about him like that again I will put you on your ass.

IMS: Righto mate, calm down............ Flog.

Next to grace the carpet looks to be the Furies, well, BILC anyways.

IMS: BILC, where is everyone?
BILC: Much like our games this year mate, none of the buggers have bothered showing up, but Equus is coming soon, he is driving the bus with Reardo on the roof.

IMS: He is doing a bloody good job of it too, that thing was sideways!! What are your chances tonight?
BILC: Zero, lets face it, we were shit all year, if any of us even poll a vote we are gonna celebrate for a month. But in reality, I am tipping a finish in 9th.

IMS: That's quality work from you BILC, enjoy the night, don't get too written off and I will see you at the after party........ FLOG.
BILC: **** off IMS you w***er.
 
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Ah, finally, bonce and Tarks are entering the building.

IMS: So boys, pretty happy with the recruiting since the shitful display in the Granny?
boncer: If you even look my way again I will destroy you, who do you think you are, do you know who I am.

IMS: Of course I know who you are, my future skipdog and the greatest FLOG in the history of the SFA.
boncer: You signed with us? Oh for **** sake!!
Tarks: Calm down bonce, you know he is superior to you.
boncer: Nobody is superior to me, want me to go through my record again.
IMS: No bonce, we seriously haven't got all night for you to reel off that rubbish again. Who is gonna win this thing tonight?
Tarks: Bonce can't answer that as you know. My tip has to be Biggie, he dominated the Sim this year, and clearly the superior centreman in the comp.
Biggie: Thanks Tarks, how ya doin Bonce? **** you IMS.
IMS: Bit harsh Biggs.. So you think you are a chance tonight?
Biggie: There are so many great players in the comp that you can't come here thinking you are walking away a winner, yada yada yada, etc etc. We all know I dominated this year, if I don't win it is the greatest travesty of all time and I will smack Mobbs upside the head for creating a crap sim.
IMS: Well good luck mate, you might need it.. Flog.

Here come the Grand Final winning Wonders looking a little disheveled.

IMS: Few big partying weeks boys?
Clarkey: Ill ansher awwl off tis boyzch

IMS: Wanna try that in English you flog?
Clarkey: Wej jush comt here tonight to win anufer twrophey, so letsch get pischeedd

IMS: Righto mate.. For those that didn't understand that, I think Clarkey is tipping himself to win tonight.

And here comes the Demons, the boys have done well tonight, they have scrubbed up ok...

IMS: EBIAC, how goes things??
EBIAC: Yeah not too bad, although I shouldn't be talking to you, you took my players away from me?

IMS: Me?? How so?
EBIAC: Everyone should be loyal and...

IMS: Hold on mate, you are boring the shit outta me.. Juggs, who are your tips for the evening?
Juggs: It doesn't matter who wins.. sniff.. People have been mean to us, they have recruited a couple of our players, it's so unfair, why can't......

IMS: Oh shut your whining you little bitch, geez you blokes need to wake up and get outside a bit... Logger, who are your chances tonight?
Logger: Well has to be Gus and Joe King, they took out the B&F, but I think Biggie will be hard to beat.

IMS: Finally, some sense!!
Gus: yeah, some sense, I will win, the sim can't keep me down, the sim is trying to take over the world, the sim is rigged, the sim

IMS: Holy shit!!!!!!!

Go inside you blokes, you are embarrassing yourselves.

Finally...

The moment I have been waiting for...

The moment you have all been waiting for...

THE ROYS...

IMS: Welcome Mobbs, how are you feeling on this night that is named after your good self.
Mobbs: I wasn't gonna come, it's not about me, Reardo made me.

IMS: Well it wouldn't be a night without ya. Who is your tip for the night?
Mobbs: Well, so many good players this season. Duggan from the Wonders, LJP from the Dragons, Biggie from the Hawks, of course you, it should be a great count..

IMS: Surely I am no chance tonight, Reardo is the best bet for the Roys.
Mobbs: I don't even know where Reardo is to be honest..... Oh wait, here he comes.
Reardo: IMS, what's up you giant turncoating jerk!!

IMS: How are you Reardog?? Big night for you?
Reardo: Huge, I am gonna see if I can impregnate CTR with sperm from a fish.

IMS: Geez, good luck with that.. You would have to be the favorite tonight wouldn't you?
Reardo: Favorite for what? what's on here tonight?

IMS: Mobbs Medal
Reardo: Shit really?? Mobbs said I should just show up here so I did. Don't think I am a show mate, we all know It's your show, and third spot is there for the taking.

IMS: Haha, thanks mate, bit of a stretch for third this year for me.. Should be a cracking night though and an even better after party!!!
Reardo: Damn straight!! Lets get Freakie!!

IMS: Geez you can be a flog sometimes.


Well, that is it from me, it's over to the master of ceremonies for the big night!!!

Take care, use Nair.... Flogs.
 
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Hey Equus, you can't drive for shit!! I only fell off the roof of the bus twice!! Amateur.

Righto, who wants a drink?
 

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J3V posing on the red carpet
 
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I dont know what is worse, the song or the actual meaning of the word.

As UD says, it's very inappropriate for Nikki to be singing about it, whatever floats her boat I guess.
 
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Ooo yay, finally I shall live the dreams of my great great great slightly better than average wasn't taken by a bird cousin hornet and be stuffed with garlic and slow roasted to be devoured by crazy Asian people to spread my plague and finally bring a miracle to this place because those mosquitos are getting all the press lately and damnit, we are far cuter!

All praise to the pulsating blue light up above!
 
Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Mobb medal count. Sadly due to time constraints this year’s event is a very much “no frills” event, obviously however you can already tell this since we’re sitting around a BBQ in Mobbs back yard.

Keeping the no frills theme in mind let’s just jump straight into round 1.
Round 1 saw the Hawks suffer premiership hangover going down at the hands of the Gumbies while the Wonders also suffered a Grand Final hangover going down to the Demons. The Dragons gave their fans hope that this would be their year by smashing the Roys whilst the Bombers put off season drama’s behind them to account easily for the Furies.

Hawks vs. Gumbies
3. Barkly St End
2. Boncer34
1. Larrikin

Demons vs. Wonders
3. cats2rise
2. ShaunDuggan
1. Frothies McVeigh

Dragons vs. Roy
3. Big Bad Buddy
2. CarntheRoys!
1. Berba

Bombers vs. Furies
3. Equus
2. Tigerglory
1. Wrenny_boy

Now whilst at this stage I normally throw a leader board up this year I’ve decided to only put leader boards up every 5 rounds. Keep people guessing in between rounds.
 
Round 2 in the SFA saw the competition turned on its head due to every team reversing their fortunes from the week before, lol jokes the Furies still lost, which meant that after 2 rounds only the Demons had not tasted the bitterness of defeat. Oh who won? Well the Dees beat the Furies, the Roys beat the Bombers, the Hawks beat the Dragons and the Wonders beat the Gumbies.

Demons vs. Furies
3. cooney
2. Tigerglory
1. Spud_jjj

Roys vs. Bombers
3. Fat Pizza
2. Leet_11
1. Fred

Hawks vs. Dragons
3. Larrikin
2. Boncer34
1. Biggie

Wonders vs. Gumbies
3. Barkly St End
2. Shallow
1. Shaun Duggan

For those of you playing at home whilst there is no leader board someone has polled the maximum votes thus far. Could we see the first ever Mobb medal shut out?
 
Round 3 saw a fascinating round of football. The Demons continued their good form by beating a disappoint Hawks team. The Gumbies lost to the Roys whilst the Dragons beat the Bombers which meant both the Gumbies and Bombers had dropped two in a row. The Furies however were continuing their season trend by losing to the Wonders.

Demons vs. Hawks
3. cooney
2. Juggalo Balla
1. Freakie

Gumbies vs. Roys
3. Fat Pizza
2. Reardo
1. 3KIZFootball

Dragons vs. Bombers
3. Loopy_Cam
2. Big Bad Buddy
1. Ljp86

Wonders vs. Furies
3.Frothies McVeigh
2. RT73
1. CAB12

The hopes of a shut out are over with Barkly failing to poll a vote.
 
Round 4 saw the Demons finally drop a game when they lost to the Gumbies in a tight affair. But that was nothing compared to the Furies heartbreak when they got within 1 point of upsetting the Dragons. In other games the Wonders got the points against the Roys whilst the Hawks title defence was left in tatters when they lost to the Bombers.

Demons vs. Gumbies
3. Headless
2. Cooney
1. EBIAC

Dragons vs. Furies
3. Wishinaintgettin
2. Ljp86
1. Equus

Wonders vs. Roys
3. Shallow
2. Fat Pizza
1. Shaun Duggan

Hawks vs. Bombers
3. Bomber Bears
2. Nessy
1. Fivestrings

Four rounds down and already I’m starting to see a pattern. Has anyone else spotted it thus far?
 
Round 5 saw the Demons get back on the winners list to continue their impressive start to the year. The Roys did what everyone else had done by accounting for the Furies, the Hawks continued to be horrible and were well beaten in the GF rematch and the Gumbies got the points over the Bombers.

Demons vs. Dragons
3. indieswan96
2. Cooney
1. Wishinaintgettin

Roys vs. Furies
3. Itsmyshow
2. Fat Pizza
1. Fred

Hawks vs. Wonders
3. Mop
2. Tarkyn_24
1. Boncer34

Gumbies vs. Bombers
3. St Fly
2. SwansationalSyd
1. Flawed Genius


Right so thats the first 5 rounds done and dusted. Lets see how the leader board is shaping up.
 
10 votes- Cooney (Demons), Fat Pizza (Roys)

6- Barkly St End (Gumbies)

5- Shallow (Wonders), Big Bad Buddy (Dragons), Boncer34 (Hawks)

4- Larrikin (Hawks), Equus (Furies), Wishaintgettin (Dragons), ShaunDuggan
(Wonders), Frothies McVeigh (Wonders), Tigerglory (Furies)

3- StFly (Gumbies), Itsmyshow (Roys), Bomber Bears (Bombers), Indieswan96
(Dragons), Loopy_Cam (Bombers), Headless (Demons), cats2rise (Demons), Ljp86 (Dragons), Mop (Wonders)

2- Fred (Roys), Carn The Roys! (Roys), Reardo (Roys), Gus (Demons), Leet_11 (Bombers), Juggalo Balla (Demons), RT73 (Furies), Nessy (Hawks), Tarkyn_24 (Hawks), SwansationalSyd (Gumbies)

1- EBIAC (Demons), Biggie (Hawks), 3KIZfootball (Roys), Flawed Genius (Gumbies), wrenny_boy (Furies), BERBA (Dragons), spud_jjj (Furies), Freakie (Demons), CAB12 (Furies), Fivestrings (Hawks)


So a fascinating count thus far. Already we have two break away leaders in Cooney and Fat Pizza. Last years count turned into a 2 horse race so let’s hope it doesn’t happen again or it may make for a boring count. However has anyone noticed the pattern? If you have then Round 6 may prove interesting for you.

Speaking of last years count both Shallow and Larrikin are well placed early and with the Hawks improving late in the year it would be foolish to write Larrikin off yet or even Boncer34 who is sitting pretty.

41 players have polled in 5 rounds. Crazy start.
 

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