Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2019 - Now featuring the bottom 5 Arnott's biscuits

[NSWCROW]

David Clancy Armitage

Also the name of our family cat , named after the ******ed bloke on BLUE HEELERS

 

[WillHayward]

Armitage.

Great entry.

I completely forgot about him but I'll bet he is on big $$$.

Mainly because besides 'Sniffy' Carlisle, there is nobody else to pay at the Saints and there is an AFL TPP minimum to meet.

cheap flights for schoolies week:

 

[2121]

Armitage.

Great entry.

I completely forgot about him but I'll bet he is on big $$$.

Mainly because besides 'Sniffy' Carlisle, there is nobody else to pay at the Saints and there is an AFL TPP minimum to meet.

Didn't saints take hanneberry off shitneys hands for 800k a year

 

[WillHayward]

Didn't saints take hanneberry off s**tneys hands for 800k a year

That is true

So the Saints big four money earners in 2019 were:

1. Sniffy Carlisle - injured/sniffy/bad attitude
2. Jack Steven - didnt play
3. Hanners - injured/didnt play
4. Armitage - VFL

 

[RossFC]

Surely Paddy Ryder and Ollie Wines make this list.

 

[WillHayward]

Surely Paddy Ryder and Ollie Wines make this list.

Ollie Wines for sure.

Remember how the commentators used to rave about him and his large bottom.

Complete hack. I have seen Hippos have more impact on a game of footy and have smaller bottoms.

The bloke doesn't need a GPS monitor. He needs a sun dial.

His ass has so much mass it has its own moon orbiting.

 

[RossFC]

Ollie Wines for sure.

Remember how the commentators used to rave about him and his large bottom.

Complete hack. I have seen Hippos have more impact on a game of footy and have smaller bottoms.

Ollie Wines is not a hack. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a hack...but he is NOT a pr0n star!

 

[____]

Ollie Wines is not a hack. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a hack...but he is NOT a pr0n star!

Stupid sexy Ollie

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Player #40 - Nathan Hrovat

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Pictured: North have designed a camouflage top. They are the least visible club in Melbourne, It's blue. Football is played on grass.

Nathan Hrovat was a forward/midfielder at North Melbourne who was traded to North from the Western Bulldogs, who selected him at pick 21 (they gained that pick from Hawthorn by trading out Brian Lake). The Bulldogs gave back pick 26, which was used on Tim O'Brian so even the Hawks had some small downside to this scenario.

Nathan stands at 175cm, which is two centimetres smaller than Boomer Harvey. Unfortunately for Nathan, Hrovat wasn't blessed with Boomer's height, pace or ability to negotiate a rigged car raffle into the terms of his contract. In his time in the AFL he just wasn't able to cement a spot in the midfield or up forward. His nickname was 'Rat' which is a far less flattering nickname than 'Boomer' Harvey, 'Cunners' Cunnington or 'Shut the ^&%k Up' Scott.

In 2019 Hrovat (which is Hungarian for 'should have been a jockey') managed to play five games for North Melbourne which is a decent effort for someone who isn't particularly outstanding in any aspect of the game. Obviously he's not an aerial threat, and he isn't noted as being deadly by hand of foot, nor would he win too much contested ball weighing about 1/8th of your average West Coast Eagle's cheer-squad member. He kicked two behinds but no goals this year, averaged 15 touches and 1.5 tackles.
I know what you're thinking, and according to Dr Google "meh" translates from Hungarian into either bee, uterus, womb or honeybee which sounds like it could cause both confusion and the potential for injury if my knowledge of Melbourne's inner north weekend activities are correct.

Nathan has already moved into an off-field role at North as an 'AFL Football Operations Coordinator and AFLW Leadership Consultant' which is a title so vague it could have been Brad Scott's gameplan. He's probably just going to be answering fan enquiries all day, with one particular Ballarat resident likely to take up a lot of his time.

Fun Fact: Nathan is not even the world's most famous Hrovat. Meta Hrovat is a Slovenian World Cup alpine ski racer who, at age 21, has more sponsors than North Melbourne:

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Any Nathan, you finish your career on 69 games (teehee), enjoy your new role and welcome to this years' Bottom 50.

Good clubman, actual top bloke, shit player.

 

[Mofra]

Player #38 - Fletcher Roberts


Pictured: Form an orderly queue, ladies.

Fletcher Roberts is a Bulldogs defender who is also a premiership player, unlike Patrick Dangerfield.

Nicknamed 'Sid' for his resemblance to the Disney character of the same name, Fletch managed 2 games this year as he slipped behind everyone from Easton '186cm' Wood to Caleb Daniel for a KPD spot.


It's uncanny

He played in a win against the lions and loss against the cats in the first half of the year when they were still good. He managed 9 touches against each team, manning McStay in the first game and Tommy Hawkins in the second despite giving up 2 cm in height, 18 kgs in weight and a lifetime Sizzler achievement award.

Fletch may have been a solid player in the 80s and the pre-roid 90s, but these days he just doesn't have the footspeed to go with... well, anyone. He 'cuts the angles' but (and the emos among you know this already) cutting only works for so long. He is a long kick but it generally takes him about 70 seconds to get the ball to boot, which is almost enough time for one Ben Brown set shot routine.

The Bulldogs are actively hunting a KPD this trade period so that sums up where Sid lies in the pecking order. He did hold Jeremy Cameron goalless in the 2016 prelim despite being belted in the face early in the game, which has no real context here except I like talking about it.

He is available on Pickstar as a speaker which I only just learned is a thing. I also learned that along with James Sellar he's described as a 'star' which I'm sure is about as legit as Captain Snooze's military record.

Sid, enjoy rocking up to Premiership reunion dinners for the rest of your life and welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2019.

 

[hawkman]

When you make players up give them a 1st name at least

 

[Mofra]

When you make players up give them a 1st name at least

Farren Ray doesn't like this

 

[Mojorisin]

Player #38 - Fletcher Roberts

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Pictured: Form an orderly queue, ladies.

Fletcher Roberts is a Bulldogs defender who is also a premiership player, unlike Patrick Dangerfield.

Nicknamed 'Sid' for his resemblance to the Disney character of the same name, Fletch managed 2 games this year as he slipped behind everyone from Easton '186cm' Wood to Caleb Daniel for a KPD spot.

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It's uncanny

He played in a win against the lions and loss against the cats in the first half of the year when they were still good. He managed 9 touches against each team, manning McStay in the first game and Tommy Hawkins in the second despite giving up 2 cm in height, 18 kgs in weight and a lifetime Sizzler achievement award.

Fletch may have been a solid player in the 80s and the pre-roid 90s, but these days he just doesn't have the footspeed to go with... well, anyone. He 'cuts the angles' but (and the emos among you know this already) cutting only works for so long. He is a long kick but it generally takes him about 70 seconds to get the ball to boot, which is almost enough time for one Ben Brown set shot routine.

The Bulldogs are actively hunting a KPD this trade period so that sums up where Sid lies in the pecking order. He did hold Jeremy Cameron goalless in the 2016 prelim despite being belted in the face early in the game, which has no real context here except I like talking about it.

He is available on Pickstar as a speaker which I only just learned is a thing. I also learned that along with James Sellar he's described as a 'star' which I'm sure is about as legit as Captain Snooze's military record.

Sid, enjoy rocking up to Premiership reunion dinners for the rest of your life and welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2019.

Is this list bulldog exclusive?

 

[RossFC]

I would lol if the rest of the list is Bulldogs players or people that used to play for the Bulldogs.

 

[skam85]

I would lol if the rest of the list is Bulldogs players or people that used to play for the Bulldogs.

A whole new spin on 'boys club'. Topical

 

[Werewolf]

I think that might be it as far as Bulldogs players go. Webb didn't play a senior game. But I guess Richards or Williams could feature?

 

[76woodenspooners]

Is this list bulldog exclusive?

I would lol if the rest of the list is Bulldogs players or people that used to play for the Bulldogs.

A whole new spin on 'boys club'. Topical

My team’s worst players are worserer than your team’s worst players!!

 

[Schulzenfest]

Player #38 - Fletcher Roberts

View attachment 744593
Pictured: Form an orderly queue, ladies.

Fletcher Roberts is a Bulldogs defender who is also a premiership player, unlike Patrick Dangerfield.

Nicknamed 'Sid' for his resemblance to the Disney character of the same name, Fletch managed 2 games this year as he slipped behind everyone from Easton '186cm' Wood to Caleb Daniel for a KPD spot.

View attachment 744596
It's uncanny

He played in a win against the lions and loss against the cats in the first half of the year when they were still good. He managed 9 touches against each team, manning McStay in the first game and Tommy Hawkins in the second despite giving up 2 cm in height, 18 kgs in weight and a lifetime Sizzler achievement award.

Fletch may have been a solid player in the 80s and the pre-roid 90s, but these days he just doesn't have the footspeed to go with... well, anyone. He 'cuts the angles' but (and the emos among you know this already) cutting only works for so long. He is a long kick but it generally takes him about 70 seconds to get the ball to boot, which is almost enough time for one Ben Brown set shot routine.

The Bulldogs are actively hunting a KPD this trade period so that sums up where Sid lies in the pecking order. He did hold Jeremy Cameron goalless in the 2016 prelim despite being belted in the face early in the game, which has no real context here except I like talking about it.

He is available on Pickstar as a speaker which I only just learned is a thing. I also learned that along with James Sellar he's described as a 'star' which I'm sure is about as legit as Captain Snooze's military record.

Sid, enjoy rocking up to Premiership reunion dinners for the rest of your life and welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2019.

If Aidyn Johnson and Jarrod Lienert aren't included in this list I'm gonna riot.

Who? Exactly.

 

[Sully90]

Willie Rioli putting in a late bid...

 

[hawkman]

Willie Rioli putting in a late bid...

Well he won't be on the list for the next 4 years

 

[Spiritof82]

Willie Rioli putting in a late bid...

I think he's auditioning for a transfer to Essendope next season, he'll fit right in down at druggies central

 

[2121]

I think that might be it as far as Bulldogs players go. Webb didn't play a senior game. But I guess Richards or Williams could feature?

Trengrove

 

[Engimal v3]

Leave Hrovat alone! He's gonna be Boomer v2, you just wait!

 

[WillHayward]

If Koby Stevens and Michael Talia don't make the top 20 then I will be concerned the Mighty Mof has lost the forest for the trees.


Regardless ....

Fellatio will still be begrudgingly justified.

 

[WillHayward]

Trengrove

Forgot about him.

Whatever happened to him?

Retired surely?