Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2019 - Now featuring the bottom 5 Arnott's biscuits

[Bernie L]

Player #38 - Fletcher Roberts

He 'cuts the angles' but (and the emos among you know this already) cutting only works for so long. He is a long kick but it generally takes him about 70 seconds to get the ball to boot, which is almost enough time for one Ben Brown set shot routine.

Best one yet

 

[iBeng]

Farren Ray doesn't like this

Harris Andrew's is disgruntled.

 

[Mofra]

Players #37 - Neville Jetta


Pictured: Neville's career highlight is accepting the AFLX trophy in 2018

Neville Jetta is a Demons defender and part of the famous Jetta clan who are kind of like the budget-Riolis except for, I assume, knowing how to correctly provide a urine sample.

Neville was part of a defensive line up this year that leaked more than the Queen mother probably did in her final years. He didn't have the best year, with a few knee setbacks restricting him to 7 games for 7 losses. He averaged 10.7 disposals and 2.7 clangers across those games and again missed finals, something which he should be comfortable with given he didn't play finals in his first 137 games with the Demons.

It was a huge blow for the guy as he was elevated to the Melbourne leadership group after 2018, a year in which he won the Jim Stynes award so he obviously is one of the decent blokes down there. In many ways his year reflected on Melbourne as a whole. Not much scrutiny, no media fanfare, just a bunch of guys losing their way through another disappointing season in front of fans who know more about landrovers than ruck-rovers.

He has come into the system the hard way; family members sometimes even skipping meals so he and his cousin could perform as juniors, which is a world away from the trout pate and cucumber sandwiches that most Demons fans grew up on. He probably thinks 'snow' is a 90s rapper from Canada, snow-chains are his neck attire and a chairlift is what you get for playing a milestone game.
He's probably even had deportment training since he joined Melbourne, which is not what DanWA wants for all immigrants but training for etiquette in high society. Eagle fans: high society refers to rich people, not your club's culture.

Fun fact: Neville Jetta's nickname is 'Nev' which shows Melbourne players have all the imagination of Hollywood Producers (oh great another fecking Spiderman movie).

Any 'Nev' good luck next year and welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2019.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

If Koby Stevens and Michael Talia don't make the top 20 then I will be concerned the Mighty Mof has lost the forest for the trees.


Regardless ....

Fellatio will still be begrudgingly justified.

If Stevens makes it after retiring last year than he must of had some shocking form somewhere.

 

[Ant_]

Player #39 - David Armitage

I always giggled, when I saw the BF user with the name Armitage2Reiwoldt

 

[NSWCROW]

Players #37 - Neville Jetta

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Pictured: Neville's career highlight is accepting the AFLX trophy in 2018

Neville Jetta is a Demons defender and part of the famous Jetta clan who are kind of like the budget-Riolis except for, I assume, knowing how to correctly provide a urine sample.

Neville was part of a defensive line up this year that leaked more than the Queen mother probably did in her final years. He didn't have the best year, with a few knee setbacks restricting him to 7 games for 7 losses. He averaged 10.7 disposals and 2.7 clangers across those games and again missed finals, something which he should be comfortable with given he didn't play finals in his first 137 games with the Demons.

It was a huge blow for the guy as he was elevated to the Melbourne leadership group after 2018, a year in which he won the Jim Stynes award so he obviously is one of the decent blokes down there. In many ways his year reflected on Melbourne as a whole. Not much scrutiny, no media fanfare, just a bunch of guys losing their way through another disappointing season in front of fans who know more about landrovers than ruck-rovers.

He has come into the system the hard way; family members sometimes even skipping meals so he and his cousin could perform as juniors, which is a world away from the trout pate and cucumber sandwiches that most Demons fans grew up on. He probably thinks 'snow' is a 90s rapper from Canada, snow-chains are his neck attire and a chairlift is what you get for playing a milestone game.
He's probably even had deportment training since he joined Melbourne, which is not what DanWA wants for all immigrants but training for etiquette in high society. Eagle fans: high society refers to rich people, not your club's culture.

Fun fact: Neville Jetta's nickname is 'Nev' which shows Melbourne players have all the imagination of Hollywood Producers (oh great another fecking Spiderman movie).

Any 'Nev' good luck next year and welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2019.

I thought he'd retired ?

 

[chels]

"Neville Jetta is a Demons defender and part of the famous Jetta clan who are kind of like the budget-Riolis except for, I assume, knowing how to correctly provide a urine sample."

Classic

I love the way this thread brings back memories of "players" I cannot racall having played this year.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Players #37 - Neville Jetta

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Pictured: Neville's career highlight is accepting the AFLX trophy in 2018

Neville Jetta is a Demons defender and part of the famous Jetta clan who are kind of like the budget-Riolis except for, I assume, knowing how to correctly provide a urine sample.

Neville was part of a defensive line up this year that leaked more than the Queen mother probably did in her final years. He didn't have the best year, with a few knee setbacks restricting him to 7 games for 7 losses. He averaged 10.7 disposals and 2.7 clangers across those games and again missed finals, something which he should be comfortable with given he didn't play finals in his first 137 games with the Demons.

It was a huge blow for the guy as he was elevated to the Melbourne leadership group after 2018, a year in which he won the Jim Stynes award so he obviously is one of the decent blokes down there. In many ways his year reflected on Melbourne as a whole. Not much scrutiny, no media fanfare, just a bunch of guys losing their way through another disappointing season in front of fans who know more about landrovers than ruck-rovers.

He has come into the system the hard way; family members sometimes even skipping meals so he and his cousin could perform as juniors, which is a world away from the trout pate and cucumber sandwiches that most Demons fans grew up on. He probably thinks 'snow' is a 90s rapper from Canada, snow-chains are his neck attire and a chairlift is what you get for playing a milestone game.
He's probably even had deportment training since he joined Melbourne, which is not what DanWA wants for all immigrants but training for etiquette in high society. Eagle fans: high society refers to rich people, not your club's culture.

Fun fact: Neville Jetta's nickname is 'Nev' which shows Melbourne players have all the imagination of Hollywood Producers (oh great another fecking Spiderman movie).

Any 'Nev' good luck next year and welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2019.

I'm going to have to disagree.
Firstly, he's been injured most of the year, and is nowhere near bottom 50 material.
Secondly, in no way is he worse than the Wagners.
Thirdly, that's Lord Nev. Not plain Nev.

 

[Over The Post]

Its got a bit melty here all of a sudden

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Its got a bit melty here all of a sudden

Thats not a melt, thats a drunken rant

 

[Over The Post]

Don't need to justify yourself here matey, we understand

 

[the avoca drover]

Every time l hear the name Fletcher Roberts l think of pirates and Long John Silver.

 

[Kabanna]

Who the **** is Fletcher Roberts?

 

[Spiritof82]

Who the fu** is Fletcher Roberts?

He's the one that took Marcus Adam's spot in the premiership side, just shows where Adams ranks

 

[Kabanna]

He's the one that took Marcus Adam's spot in the premiership side, just shows where Adams ranks

It was actually Matt Suckling’s place he took, but nice try

Also, nice injury troll!

 

[Werewolf]

Trengrove

Bottom 100 possibly, but he was serviceable enough this year to compensate for being clumsy at times.

 

[A Cut Above]

Who the fu** is Fletcher Roberts?

 

[IanW]

I'm going to have to disagree.
Firstly, he's been injured most of the year, and is nowhere near bottom 50 material.
Secondly, in no way is he worse than the Wagners.
Thirdly, that's Lord Nev. Not plain Nev.

It's Mofra.

He injury trolls with the Bottom 50, and that's just how it is.

 

[Starburns_]

It's Mofra.

He injury trolls with the Bottom 50, and that's just how it is.

 

[WillHayward]

Neville was part of a defensive line up this year that leaked more than the Queen mother probably did in her final years.

Funny but unpleasant as I was eating at the time.

 

[WillHayward]

He has come into the system the hard way; family members sometimes even skipping meals so he and his cousin could perform as juniors, which is a world away from the trout pate and cucumber sandwiches that most Demons fans grew up on. He probably thinks 'snow' is a 90s rapper from Canada, snow-chains are his neck attire and a chairlift is what you get for playing a milestone game.

Mof is on fire.

This is champagne stuff.

 

[HairyO]

Every time l hear the name Fletcher Roberts l think of pirates and Long John Silver.

I think Fletcher Christian and Mutiny On The Bounty.

 

[Gorman2Geister]

A licky boom boom down could be used to describe Melbourne's season.

Thanks Mofra, that song is never getting out of my head.

 

[leobarryustar]

A licky boom boom down could be used to describe Melbourne's season.

Thanks Mofra, that song is never getting out of my head.

 

[PT Bar None]

Every time l hear the name Fletcher Roberts l think of pirates and Long John Silver.

I think mediocre menswear