Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2021

[The Sultan]

What not Jason Johannisen

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Jason Johannisen

Age

32

Ht

181cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.2

5star

K

12.9

5star

HB

7.3

5star

M

4.3

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

418.9

5star

D

16.3

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.9

3star

MG

283.1

4star

D

15.6

4star

K

9.2

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.6

4star

? I call favouritism

 

[Starburns_]

Another fantastic year of the bottom 50, Mof.

A truly deserving #1 and what a way to break the glass potato ceiling.

Saved the most savage line for last too...

Fun fact: Tayla has a life-size bronze statue of her in Fed square which is the worst thing to happen to casting since Harvey Weinstein.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Get ready for 18 years of hyping up Odie Reign Jones as a future Father/Son selection...

Can't wait to see George Gawn tapping it down to Odie Jones at stoppages in a couple of decades time.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I expected a Melbourne player to be named at #1.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Have heard a story involving Tayla, a champagne bottle and a ham sandwich.

 

[weltschmerz]

Can't wait to see George Gawn tapping it down to Odie Jones at stoppages in a couple of decades time.

George is a good name.

 

[zackah]

I expected a Melbourne player to be named at #1.

Mofra is still more butt_hurt we got Jakey for 2 second rounders (lol) about 10 years ago than losing the granny to you

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

George is a good name.

Nice normal name. Refreshing to see in this day and age.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Mofra is still more butt_hurt we got Jakey for 2 second rounders (lol) about 10 years ago than losing the granny to you

I was expecting Melksham to be named number 1.

 

[zackah]

I was expecting Melksham to be named number 1.

He'll always be my number 1

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

He'll always be my number 1

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[zackah]

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I just realised he said we would catch up at one of the games next year.

Front up or I'll welch badge the shit out of you Melkshake!!

 

[weltschmerz]

Nice normal name. Refreshing to see in this day and age.

Our future F/S candidates include the good (Frederick), the bad (Jarvis), and the ugly (Jaxon).

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Our future F/S candidates include the good (Frederick), the bad (Jarvis), and the ugly (Jaxon).

We just got Taj () (his dad beat Rhylee's dad in the 2000 Brownlow Medal count).

 

[Blackhawk42]

George is a good name.

In boring town maybe.

Give me the carton dog who isn't even the star of his own comic any day of the week.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I just realised he said we would catch up at one of the games next year.

Front up or I'll welch badge the sh*t out of you Melkshake!!

Depends if you're up for a drive to Cranbourne.

 

[weltschmerz]

We just got Taj () (his dad beat Rhylee's dad in the 2000 Brownlow Medal count).

Rhylee is doing battle with Ayce for our worst father-son name.

 

[Spiritof82]

How can Jason Johanisen miss out, he has been by far the most over rated and worst player in the competition this year, he should've easily ranked at No 1 above the other duds as well as earning a nomination for a Buddy Franklin Life Time Bottom 50 award for his previous 5 years of running scared from any other player on the field.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

George is a good name.

He’ll play alongside George Dangerfield and August Bruce and Fred Wood and Lotus Liberatore.
What a time (it would be) to be alive .

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Part of mean wants to tag this onto Tay Tay's Instagram account, but I would most likely be hit by a lawsuit.

 

[Cursed Cat]

Big effort Mofra, and as your mother once said to me, I enjoyed the ride.
Polite lady.

 

[Todman]

Hawthorn has done quite well this year.


The List:

#49 - Tim O'Brien Allowed to walk to the Doggies
#28 - Sam Frost Still with the club.
#18 - Jon Patton Shot his load pre-season.

Former hawks:

#26 - James Frawley Retired once his passed the father/son threshold.
#2 - Brad Hill Pissed him off years ago.

 

[Stronzo]

That’s the most I’ve ever concentrated on anything relating to the AFLW ever.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Another fantastic year of the bottom 50, Mof.

A truly deserving #1 and what a way to break the glass potato ceiling.

Saved the most savage line for last too...

Agree. It was an absolutely cracking line and a fitting conclusion to some sustained genius writing.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Our future F/S candidates include the good (Frederick), the bad (Jarvis), and the ugly (Jaxon).

Lotus Liberatore will take some beating.