Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2021

[Maxabillions]

Mate of mine is married to his sister, she's normal.

Bet their kids aren’t

 

[Fadge]

It is great to see commonsense prevail by not naming Jordan De Goey

2

Jordan De Goey

Age

28

Ht

188cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.7

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.1

5star

CL

2.3

4star

D

15.8

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.7

3star

CL

2.3

4star

D

11.6

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

4.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

and Tex Walker, but no Lewis Taylor

28

Lewis Taylor

Age

29

Ht

174cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.6

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

8.1

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.0

4star

CL

0.9

3star

D

9.6

2star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.2

3star

CL

0.2

2star

D

12.6

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

6.4

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

2.2

4star

CL

1.2

4star

? Wowee.

 

[PT Bar None]

I enjoyed the Adelaide water drive by.


Vale Mofra, once the sisterhood finds out about this.

 

[Sky]

Does Rory Atkins

32

Rory Atkins

Age

30

Ht

185cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.9

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

7.9

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

1.9

4star

MG

367.4

5star

D

9.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

0.3

1star

T

2.7

4star

MG

147.7

3star

D

14.2

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.2

3star

MG

217.8

4star

have lifetime achievement because he’s useless and didn’t make the cut?

 

[Schulzenfest]

Yeah Atkins is a glaring omission considering the size of the contract GC gave him.

 

[A Cut Above]

That’s the most I’ve ever concentrated on anything relating to the AFLW ever.

Ironically for me it runs a close second to this

 

[Sainter3and7]

Mofra , I just want to say thank you for the lols and entertainment that you always provide through this Bottom 50 List and your many other contributions to this site. I hope you are happy and well and I want to wish you all the best for Christmas and the New Year.

 

[Dubai Quacker]

As per usual, the Swans get overlooked in the mainstream media, with only a token appointment in Sam Reid

20

Sam Reid

Age

33

Ht

196cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

6.3

2star

HB

5.0

4star

M

4.7

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

12.0

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

6.0

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

0.0

1star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.4

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.4

3star

.

Lewis Taylor

28

Lewis Taylor

Age

29

Ht

174cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.6

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

8.1

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.0

4star

CL

0.9

3star

D

9.6

2star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.2

3star

CL

0.2

2star

D

12.6

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

6.4

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

2.2

4star

CL

1.2

4star

and James Bell

32

James Bell

Age

25

Ht

183cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.0

2star

K

4.5

2star

HB

2.5

2star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.5

4star

G

0.5

3star

No current season stats available

D

7.0

2star

K

4.5

2star

HB

2.5

3star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.5

4star

G

0.5

3star

’s omissions the greatest travesty since Stevic’s umpiring in the ‘16 GF.

 

[Stronzo]

As per usual, the Swans get overlooked in the mainstream media, with only a token appointment in Sam Reid.

Lewis Taylor and James Bell’s omissions the greatest travesty since Stevic’s umpiring in the ‘16 GF.

Spare a thought for WC, who are so irrelevant not one of their players got a mention.

 

[Todman]

Just as well Mo Hope had retired.

 

[Spiritof82]

Just as well Mo Hope had retired.

Still doesn't keep it out of the news

 

[Party Gull]

Tayla has a life-size bronze statue of her in Fed square which is the worst thing to happen to casting since Harvey Weinstein

 

[Marklar_33]

As per usual, the Swans get overlooked in the mainstream media, with only a token appointment in Sam Reid.

Lewis Taylor and James Bell’s omissions the greatest travesty since Stevic’s umpiring in the ‘16 GF.

Who TF is James Bell?

 

[Fadge]

Who TF is James Bell?

Didn't he invent the telephone?

 

[Marklar_33]

Didn't he invent the telephone?

I think you’re right! Done very little since, probably should’ve been top 25

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Didn't he invent the telephone?

Graham Alexander

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Didn't he invent the telephone?

That was Daniel Bell.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Graham Alexander

Thanks Ben.

 

[spenze]

Easily the best thread on BF, some quality lines used each year, we are spoilt to be able to read this

 

[Madas]

Easily the best thread on BF, some quality lines used each year, we are spoilt to be able to read this

Agreed but it was weird that no one from the team with the best quality lines got a mention.

 

[WillHayward]

Who TF is James Bell?

Taco's younger and less talented brother

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Taco's younger and less talented brother

Taco could have been great here , if he hadn't gone of to play the American game.
But it does pay better.

 

[Mofra]

As per usual, the Swans get overlooked in the mainstream media, with only a token appointment in Sam Reid.

Lewis Taylor and James Bell’s omissions the greatest travesty since Stevic’s umpiring in the ‘16 GF.

Bell was in until I saw the 19 games next to his name

 

[Marklar_33]

Graham Alexander

I’m pretty certain the guys name was Bell

 

[LittleG]

I’m pretty certain the guys name was Bell