Social Science Morally corrupt things you do

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I was in sydney at a pub taking a piss with my beanie in my back pocket when it fell out. It was a nice beanie but it was covered in piss so i left it.

Returned for another piss and saw it and felt bad as it was a gift and picked it up. As I left i saw a homeless bloke outside the pub and gave him the piss beanie.
 

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I was in sydney at a pub taking a piss with my beanie in my back pocket when it fell out. It was a nice beanie but it was covered in piss so i left it.

Returned for another piss and saw it and felt bad as it was a gift and picked it up. As I left i saw a homeless bloke outside the pub and gave him the piss beanie.

Good deed, but this takes the cake
 
I get my work to split my pay 80/20 into 2 bank accounts. One the wife knows about, one she doesn't.
I like this one. Two months ago I picked up a few extra hours work a fortnight with the same organisation but different pay point. I gave it serious thought about putting the money into a different account and not saying anything to wifey!
 

People like it because Stalin was a prick and it's easy to bag him. The metaphors aren't even that clever, your average teenager can read and understand it. Plus I like P&L for his tales of being a plongeur at George V, it's prototype Bourdain.
 
I get my work to split my pay 80/20 into 2 bank accounts. One the wife knows about, one she doesn't.
pussy. Ive been married for 6 years and we have seperate bank accounts

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Build walls, ban Muslims, bomb people, piss on pornstars, hang out with Russians, shit on the environment, punch Canadians in the face, grab women by the pussy, and jam to North Korean metal.

But worst of all, I practice diving with Alex Rance.
 

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I bought a copy of the Koran in Cairo. And the mens traditional Islamic gown in Luxor. I'm not a Muslim.

I bought a copy of Mao's Little Red Book in Nanjing.

I bought a Soviet communist hat in Prague. And another at the next destination (Cesky Krumlov).

I was told to hide those hats as soon as the group entered Budapest for the reason that I may get bashed.

I'm not a Communist.
 
Went to the GP, pretended to be unwell to get a medical certificate so I could take time off work to work on my assignment.

I probably would have been fine without taking time off work, but it would have been very stressful.

And here I am, on bigfooty, instead of my assignment.
You're still at uni?
 
You're still at uni?
Nah, but if you get employed first year out, as a nurse, by a teaching hospital then they have assignments for you to complete as part of their program. Although, someone mentioned to me that previous people have retained their position without having completed the assignments. But the assignments carry credits towards a Masters degree anyway, so it's worth doing it, as I plan on doing my Masters in the near future.

But on that note, someone told me that the ward was really short staffed and struggling to find staff to fill in so I ended up going in today (and will tomorrow) anyway.

I am Mother Theresa.
 

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