Movie quotes (edited to suit Collingwood)

[bushpie]

Mick Malthouse has built it

The premiership cup will come

 

[_The_Magpie_Nut_]

Scenario : Someones trying to call you during a nail biter Prelim!

Quote to fit? Who better than Ari Gold!

FU*K the phones Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls, for an emergency T**ty FU*K, DONT ANSWER!

 

[Pie eyed]

 

[Boris the Contradiction]

"Children, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Collingwood lore. And by Collingwood lore we will stand and fight... and win. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and all will know, that 22 Magpies gave their last breath to defend it"

Leonidas, from 300.

Delete, they died.

 

[mwalker]

Scenario : Someones trying to call you during a nail biter Prelim!

Quote to fit? Who better than Ari Gold!

FU*K the phones Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls, for an emergency T**ty FU*K, DONT ANSWER!

Fantastic. I think I will probably sound a lot like Ari over here on Friday morning.

For all those a little stressed in the leadup here is some advice from James Spader (Tuff Turf 1985)

"The finals series is not a puzzled to be solved but a mystery to be lived."

 

[spartan-magpie]

Delete, they died.

nooooo... the battle was the catalyst for Greeks which ended up demolishing the Persian empire - an true world super power at the time.......


think of it this way the geelong is currently the persian superpower and collingwood is like greece during alexander the greats reign - the young fresh and brutal up and comer vs the established yet fractured superpower.



CARN THE PIESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

 

[lgarth80]

Do or do not. There is no try - Yoda (Star Wars)

"Your best...losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and ... the prom queen..." - Mason a.k.a. Sean Connery (The Rock)

Winners Never Quit. Quitters Never Win - Vince Lombardi

 

[Boris the Contradiction]

nooooo... the battle was the catalyst for Greeks which ended up demolishing the Persian empire - an true world super power at the time.......


think of it this way the geelong is currently the persian superpower and collingwood is like greece during alexander the greats reign - the young fresh and brutal up and comer vs the established yet fractured superpower.



CARN THE PIESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

Nope....

The 300 were obliterated, those who came later were victorious.

Yes I hope we win in 2011 and beyond but to use that quote is to write off this year. It is to assume that we will be beaten on the way to glory. A loss now and we're gawn.





Mooney's trying to act like a tough guy so Leigh Brown says;
"I grew up in hell! My grandmother has more attitude than you!"

After Selwood ducks his head, doesn't win the free kick and gets teary with the umpire, Jolly says;
"No need to stop being a lady. Quit worryin! You'll be back on your knees in no time!"

Leigh Brown explaining to Brad Ottens why he stared him down like he did to Robbie Warnock;
"If you stare at someone long enough, you discover their humanity"

AS GOOD AS IT GETS


Didak to Tom Hawkins;
"Hawkins, you get your fat body up onto that bench"
"Get your fat pork body onto that"
"One, tubby, tubby! Two, tubby, tubby"
"You know you remind me of the doughboy. If I poke your stomach will it make you go OHHH"

Swan to Ling as he's giving him a bath;
"Ba-Dee, Ba-Dee, Ba-Dee, what are you laughing at pig-boy?" "You little freckle-faced cartoon?"

Leigh Brown to MM before the game;
"It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man."
"There's gotta be somebody needin' some killin''

On the field later with to Matthew Stokes and Steve Johnson after they fake for a free kick;
"Killing is my business ladies, and business is GOOOOOOOD!"

Then to Selwood after another turtle performance and the subsequent crying;
"You nasty little worm. Go change your huggies little boy and be back here pronto. Stop that crying. You'll get no pity here. You think crying will stop Harry'O from sticking his bayonet and stabbing it through your tiny little heart?"

MAJOR PAYNE


Harry O'Brien describing Leigh Brown to the Geelong players before the first bounce'
"We have a saying in my country for people like Leigh - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken"

Gary Ablett after he runs around the back of Bartel for a cheap possession and a look at his arse, but doesn't recieve it;
"I'm in a glass case of emotion"

Ben Johnson explaining to Andrew Demetriou why he thinks the Cats should not be allowed to play against the magpies;
"Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong on the football field."

Later on, when Selwood pisses him off;
"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."

After the quarter time melee;
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/Mick Malthouse: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Nathan Buckley: It jumped up a notch.
Mick Malthouse:It did, didn't it?
Alan Toovey:Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Heath Shaw: I saw that. Possom killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Alan Toovey: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed Steve Johnson with a trident.


ANCHORMAN

 

[Copeland]

Harry O - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
Scarlett - sooks

 

[Pie eyed]

Mick Malthouse: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Nathan Buckley: It jumped up a notch.
Mick Malthouse:It did, didn't it?
Alan Toovey:Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Heath Shaw: I saw that. Possom killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Alan Toovey: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed Steve Johnson with a trident.

Golden.

 

[iGNITER]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if you paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Simon Prestigiacomo always says at a time like that: Have you paid your dues, Presti? Yessir, the check is in the mail.

Good ol' Jack Burton always says "What the Hell" lol

Ripper movie

 

[Knowledge]

Dane Swan: "King Kong ain't got shit on me!!!"
from training day

 

[Optimax]

Golden.

Yeah major lols in that one

 

[pennym]

" Swan, Dane Swan"

Dr No

"Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty cat"


Planet of the Apes


"You know what i am? I'm your worst Fu....ing nightmare man. I'm a magpie with a Norm Smith in sight. That mean I got permission to kick your Fu...ing arse whenever I feel like it"


Eddie Murphy 48 Hours

 

[pennym]

"Is it safe?"
The cats as they sneak up the race shittihg themselves prior to the game!!!

Marathon Man

 

[Pie eyed]

It had to be done........


This is not the greatest post in the world....this is just a tribute.....

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=102&pictureid=754

 

[Spider Eater]

In the '92 finals series the Pies got eliminated...
Then in '94 it happened AGAIN!
Then it happened 6 MORE TIMES!! ...
But this time... IT'S DIFFERENT!!!
(From Tropic Thunder, Scorcher 6)


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[Quicky]

Pendles to Ling as he mossies up for the tagging job -

No one likes you, apart from blind people, and I'm sure even they can sense your profound ugliness as you pass by.

- Boat that rocked.

 

[Football God]

Us throughout the entire season:

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[Boris the Contradiction]

It had to be done........


This is not the greatest post in the world....this is just a tribute.....

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=102&pictureid=754

LOL classic

We work well together Pie Eyed

 

[Didak Wine]

Dane Swan as Chopper, Ablett as Keithy

Dane Swan: Oh, Gazza. I always thought I was a good bloke.
Gary Ablett: Ha. What did you ever do that was good?
Dane Swan: Well, I bashed you. That was good, wasn't it? It was good for a bit of a giggle, anyway.


Eddie as Neville Bartos to Travis Cloke as Chopper if he kicks 1 goal 8 in the prelim and asks for a payrise. Robbo as Robbo, Robbo is irreplacable.

Ed: There's no cash here. Here there's no cash, alright? Cash *no*, Robbo?
Robbo: No cash.

This last one isn't relevant at all.

Chopper: Look. The bloke's been me best mate since 1975. We've had our fallouts from time to time, it's no big deal. Y'know, it's like... if ya mum stabs ya, whaddya do? Y-ya don't get upset. Ya don't get angry, ya go, "Shit, mum's stabbed me, I better get off to the hospital."

 

[PiEs_In_ThE_SkY!!! JA PM]

I love the magpies, hell yeah
i love the magpies, hell yeah
i love them magpies kicking goals against the cats
I love the magpies, hell yeah
i love the magpies, hell yeah
Drinking off some booty sweat while busting a nut.
Dane Swan got that pussy cat lockedddd downnn.

Tropic Thunder

"Ablett: He even said he saw you jacking off in the change room before the game!
Duckwood a.k.a Squeek Scolari: He saw that?

BaseKetball

 

[Boris the Contradiction]

Dane Swan as Chopper, Ablett as Keithy

Dane Swan: Oh, Gazza. I always thought I was a good bloke.
Gary Ablett: Ha. What did you ever do that was good?
Dane Swan: Well, I bashed you. That was good, wasn't it? It was good for a bit of a giggle, anyway.


Eddie as Neville Bartos to Travis Cloke as Chopper if he kicks 1 goal 8 in the prelim and asks for a payrise. Robbo as Robbo, Robbo is irreplacable.

Ed: There's no cash here. Here there's no cash, alright? Cash *no*, Robbo?
Robbo: No cash.

This last one isn't relevant at all.

Chopper: Look. The bloke's been me best mate since 1975. We've had our fallouts from time to time, it's no big deal. Y'know, it's like... if ya mum stabs ya, whaddya do? Y-ya don't get upset. Ya don't get angry, ya go, "Shit, mum's stabbed me, I better get off to the hospital."

"Is that you Neville? You fu**ing tip rat!"
"Look what you've gone and done! Your mum's upset!"

Just about my alltime favourite movie that one. This quote's semi-relevant to when Didak ghosts in to goal and the flat footed Geelong defenders don't even see what happens.

Thompson after the game: "How did all you useless maggots fail to stop him?"
Josh Hunt: "Look, all I can tell you is what I've already told Frank Costa: none of us saw anything. It was just one of those things: Corey Enright was reading the scoreboard and we were losing; Andrew Mackie was having the piss taken out of him by Beamsy; Matty Scarlett was faliing to get his hands dirty; James Kelly was watching a bullant crawl across the ground, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant"

Leigh Brown: "I'm just a normal bloke, a normal bloke who likes a bit of torture"

Ben Johson tells Travis Cloke that Harry Taylor is coming for him to which he replies: "He couldn't knock the fluff off a cappuccino."

 

[knightwheelrqr]

The Blind Side

Harry O'Brien: Courage is a hard thing to figure. You can have courage is based on a dumb idea or a mistake, but you are not supposed to question your team mates, your coach or the umpires. Because they make the rules. Maybe they know best or maybe they don't. It all depends on who they are and where they come from. Didn't atleast the 22 guys think of giving up and joining with the other side. I mean that Geelong team! That's pretty salty stuff. That's why courage is tricky, should you always do what others tell you to do. Sometimes you might not even know why you do something. I mean any fool can have courage. But honour, that's the real reason you do something or you don't. It's who you are and maybe who you want to be. If you die trying for something important then you have both honour and courage and that's pretty good. I think that's what Mick was saying, that you should hope for courage and try for honour and maybe even pray that the people telling you what to do have some too.

 

[juddsentant517]

"I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that Collingwood can win the premiership"