No Oppo Supporters Non Bulldog Footy Talk - Bulldogs only - Part 4

[weltschmerz]

WCE have a 12year old in their team

We have Charlie Clarke, who looks about the same age

 

[The Inbetweener]

A Richmond slide on the back of Lynch missing would be great given they traded out their 1st rounder

 

[X_box_X]

Number 41 for Melbourne is having a poor game.

For the rest of his career, that's what I'm gonna call him. I don't care who he is, nor will I care in five years time when he's playing country footy.

 

[weltschmerz]

Number 41 for Melbourne is having a poor game.

For the rest of his career, that's what I'm gonna call him. I don't care who he is, nor will I care in five years time when he's playing country footy.

The second year who's played three games?

 

[X_box_X]

The second year who's played three games?

I'm calling it and happy to be wrong.

 

[weltschmerz]

I'm calling it and happy to be wrong.

Fair enough. Was wondering if you'd transposed a number or something because there are a lot of Dees players who are easy to dislike.

 

[BrisDog]

The culture at Collingwood is great

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What did he do wrong? Can’t see it straight up and don’t follow twitter and all that

 

[Nat Fyfe]

What did he do wrong? Can’t see it straight up and don’t follow twitter and all that

The image from the picture is a message where he refers to young girls as his little sluts. There were other images with references to drugs and, depending on timing of the messages, potentially cheating on his partner. The drugs stuff is obviously fairly tame though considering half the AFL do coke and pingers, but Smith and Ginnivan both got 2 weeks for their incidents

 

[geoffjennings79]

Apologies in advance for the content - Allegedly a comedy clip (trying to cash in on his earlier Australiana success), but Austentayshus had a dip at a footy version in the 90s. Worth persevering with to see some well-known, and some obscure, players of the era. None of ours feature directly, although Brendan Lade gets a gig - probably more noteworthy for getting Tony Lockett

Tony Lockett

Age

58

Ht

191cm

Wt

108kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.2

3star

K

8.4

3star

HB

1.8

2star

M

6.3

5star

T

0.5

3star

G

4.8

5star

No current season stats available

D

8.2

2star

K

5.6

3star

HB

2.6

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

0.0

1star

G

1.4

5star

to participate in non-footy activity.

 

[Dogs Rule]

Come on Hawks!!!

 

[Doggy]

Come on Hawks!!!

Going to be a pasting, as expected

 

[Dogs Rule]

True. No doubt it'll be 'Return of the Cats' when in reality it's taken until the second half to beat up on a VFL team.

 

[Fossie 32]

Apologies in advance for the content - Allegedly a comedy clip (trying to cash in on his earlier Australiana success), but Austentayshus had a dip at a footy version in the 90s. Worth persevering with to see some well-known, and some obscure, players of the era. None of ours feature directly, although Brendan Lade gets a gig - probably more noteworthy for getting Tony Lockett to participate in non-footy activity.

Matthew Hogg was in it

 

[Norm De Guerre]

Apologies in advance for the content - Allegedly a comedy clip (trying to cash in on his earlier Australiana success), but Austentayshus had a dip at a footy version in the 90s. Worth persevering with to see some well-known, and some obscure, players of the era. None of ours feature directly, although Brendan Lade gets a gig - probably more noteworthy for getting Tony Lockett to participate in non-footy activity.

Seeing his mug reminds me of the one and only time I went on a cruise ship. Mr Tayshus was booked as the entertainment MC for a 2 week tour that turned into a wackier trip than an average ep of Gilligan's Island.

His first show was packed, the Captain and his senior crew were front row in all of their dress white finery. So far so classy.

It was at the point of Mr Tayshus strode out onto the stage and began his show. A show that opened with a "joke" about how he'd just come from *******ing (but without that polite euphemism) the Captain and the first mate and that his ship was nothing but a floating toilet! I honestly can't remember anything else he said, but I'll never forget his opener. I laughed, I cringed and like everybody else I was gobsmacked! This was the first and last show that he performed and rumour had it that he was immediately confined to his quarters and put off at the first port of call. Because like my innocence, he was not seen aboard the ship again.

True story.

 

[scooter600x]

Seeing his mug reminds me of the one and only time I went on a cruise ship. Mr Tayshus was booked as the entertainment MC for a 2 week tour that turned into a wackier trip than an average ep of Gilligan's Island.

His first show was packed, the Captain and his senior crew were front row in all of their dress white finery. So far so classy.

It was at the point of Mr Tayshus strode out onto the stage and began his show. A show that opened with a "joke" about how he'd just come from *******ing (but without that polite euphemism) the Captain and the first mate and that his ship was nothing but a floating toilet! I honestly can't remember anything else he said, but I'll never forget his opener. I laughed, I cringed and like everybody else I was gobsmacked! This was the first and last show that he performed and rumour had it that he was immediately confined to his quarters and put off at the first port of call. Because like my innocence, he was not seen aboard the ship again.

True story.

I saw him circa 1981 at one of the old 3XY Rocktober concerts.
His whole routine was based around necrophilia. He was booed off stage half way through and abused the crowd as they were dragging him off.
His exit was funnier than his act

 

[Norm De Guerre]

I saw him circa 1981 at one of the old 3XY Rocktober concerts.
His whole routine was based around necrophilia. He was booed off stage half way through and abused the crowd as they were dragging him off.
His exit was funnier than his act

Oh, the memories!

Yours would've pre-dated his singular claim to fame. A fame derived from a "song" based entirely on puns and written by somebody else.

Interestingly (or not) I googled him as I assumed he was dead. I was surprised to see that he'd avoided being murdered and that he still has a pretty solid book of gigs lined up.

Not surprisingly they are mostly in NSW RSL. Which aren't really famed for their high class.

Next step. A tour of the nations public toilets.

 

[Doggy]

Nankervis now with ankle surgery. They're kind of buggered now

 

[Mofra]

Nankervis now with ankle surgery. They're kind of buggered now

... after giving up their first rounder (plus) for two mids who can't kick.
It's set them back an entire generation.
Lynch is back ended too IIRC

 

[Norm De Guerre]

I just looked at the Richmond website to check on their injury list. Its very long and Im very sad now.

I'll never moan about the opacity of ours every again. At least we give a ballpark estimate in weeks.

Over there they give nothing beyond short, medium, long and indefinite.

 

[ossie_21]

I just looked at the Richmond website to check on their injury list. Its very long and Im very sad now.

I'll never moan about the opacity of ours every again. At least we give a ballpark estimate in weeks.

Over there they give nothing beyond short, medium, long and indefinite.

 

[Libbaaaa]

McKay ban overturned, shocker.

 

[Doggy]

McKay ban overturned, shocker.

Couldn't be because it's "gather round"

 

[Dogs_r_barking]

Couldn't be because it's "gather round"

More like because it’s Carlton, they get a cushy ride that lot.

 

[Bulldogs85]

Four Rounds in and JUH, Michael Walters

10

Michael Walters

Age

34

Ht

176cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.2

4star

K

11.0

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.9

4star

G

1.7

5star

D

20.9

5star

K

11.8

5star

HB

9.1

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.3

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

13.0

4star

K

9.4

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

, Nathan Wilson

14

Nathan Wilson

Age

32

Ht

185cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.1

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

3.5

3star

M

3.9

4star

T

1.5

3star

MG

456.0

5star

D

10.7

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

1.7

1star

M

3.2

3star

T

0.8

1star

MG

271.8

4star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

1.4

2star

T

2.4

4star

, Rankine and Charlie Cameron

23

Charlie Cameron

Age

30

Ht

180cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

8.4

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

G

1.5

5star

D

9.6

2star

K

7.9

3star

HB

1.7

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.7

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

9.6

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.2

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

3.4

5star

G

1.2

4star

have been racially vilified that shit needs to stop

 

[geoffjennings79]

Four Rounds in and JUH, Michael Walters , Nathan Wilson , Rankine and Charlie Cameron have been racially vilified that s**t needs to stop

You'd reckon the message would have gotten through by now, but there's still *wits who don't get it.

Regardless of age, name and shame. It's a cop out to say these perpetrators are young, or need greater education and understanding. Stop protecting the villifiers - it is a deliberate act.