Opinion Non-Crows AFL 5: Save Ken

[GROTTO]

Gee the Port board are talking about sub 20k crowds again, cancellation of membership on mass

Many on their board have emailed the Club telling them they are not renewing.

 

[killtaker1993]

I know the Port supporters are here reading our reactions

All I can say is let go of the Woodstocks and have a real Bourbon and Coke

Are those acid wash jeans?

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Year 10, no flags, not even a GF appearance, finishes 12th and still confirmed for next year. Just bizarre.

 

[AFC3000]

Many on their board have emailed the Club telling them they are not renewing.

My lights were flickering at about 6:45 as all of their microwaves were turned on at once.

If half the people that have claimed they've cancelled memberships actually do, they'll be down to pet memberships by lunchtime.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Many on their board have emailed the Club telling them they are not renewing.

We should all email the club offering our support for Ken

 

[GROTTO]

My lights were flickering at about 6:45 as all of their microwaves were turned on at once.

If half the people that have claimed they've cancelled memberships actually do, they'll be down to pet memberships by lunchtime.

Im awarding myself Post of the Day, of all their membership packages look at what is sold out, lol.

You cant even make this shit up if you tried.

https://am.ticketmaster.com/portadelaide/packages

 

[1970crow]

???.. so your original comment was wrong then?

I mean, i know I’ve said “the blokes running this shitshow need to be lined up at the nearest wall and shot”..

But I dont mean it literally.. its a figure of speech.. basically meaning they should be sacked.

Just like if you said someone “sticks out like a sore thumb”.. doesnt actually mean they literally look like a massive sore thumb!

when I said Linda Fellows should be shot out of a cannon, I meant it literally.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

My lights were flickering at about 6:45 as all of their microwaves were turned on at once.

If half the people that have claimed they've cancelled memberships actually do, they'll be down to pet memberships by lunchtime.

Only problem is they had to microwave their phones...

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Year 10, no flags, not even a GF appearance, finishes 12th and still confirmed for next year. Just bizarre.

So many memorable preliminary finals though that made the majority of South Australians happy.

 

[Burtonsgottago]

Just forgets to engage the brain before the mouth

Calls a good game of footy. I listen to AA for the commentary with the volume down on the TV. So much more atmosphere.

 

[GROTTO]

So many memorable preliminary finals though that made the majority of South Australians happy.

2020 was the pinnacle moment on this thread.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Im awarding myself Post of the Day, of all their membership packages look at what is sold out, lol.

You cant even make this s**t up if you tried.

https://am.ticketmaster.com/portadelaide/packages

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The Grand Final guarantee under Kenny has to be Kochie's best magical trick.

Htf is that sold out lol.

 

[GROTTO]

Calls a good game of footy. I listen to AA for the commentary with the volume down on the TV. So much more atmosphere.

If the alternative is to listen to Bereton or Drew, then yes, its the right decision.

 

[GROTTO]

The Grand Final guarantee under Kenny has to be Kochie's best magical trick.

Htf is that sold out lol.

Thats just money in their Port Clubs bank, excellent marketing trick.

Im sure they will do it again next year as well.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

2020 was the pinnacle moment on this thread.

X is still having regular psychological treatment & hasn't been the same player since.

This will probably be the moment he is most remembered for in his AFL career.

 

[GROTTO]

Are those acid wash jeans?

FMD who the f**k has acid wash jeans.

 

[FR0GGY]

So do we go and offer our congratulations?

 

[GROTTO]

X is still having regular psychological treatment & hasn't been the same player since.

This will probably be the moment he is most remembered for in his AFL career.

Im not so sure, he had a few priceless moments on the night, lol.

Remember this.....it didnt age well.

 

[cleanhands]

Calls a good game of footy. I listen to AA for the commentary with the volume down on the TV. So much more atmosphere.

He’s passionate

 

[GROTTO]

So do we go an offer our congratulations?

We wont see you till Port win the flag in February next year. Thats how long your ban will be lol.

 

[GROTTO]

I am genuinely worried for the safety of the wives and girlfriends of Port Adelaide supporters. They are absolutely going feral on the Port board and are fuelled with rage.

You have to think of how unhinged a Port supporter is, when the partner of a player or coach is considered an option to take out their frustrations on.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

So do we go an offer our congratulations?

Fairlaine will ban you for life!

 

[AFC3000]

Im awarding myself Post of the Day, of all their membership packages look at what is sold out, lol.

You cant even make this s**t up if you tried.

https://am.ticketmaster.com/portadelaide/packages

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I wonder if they'll sell that in a 2023-25 three pack as they continue to chase greatness.

Perhaps that's the con, it's kind of smart. Why even stop selling them? Just take the money, they won't have to deliver the product.

 

[Owen_AFC97]

You have to think of how unhinged a Port supporter is, when the partner of a player or coach is considered an option to take out their frustrations on.

It’s beyond sad. No words really.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Year 10, no flags, not even a GF appearance, finishes 12th and still confirmed for next year. Just bizarre.

It’s fantastic. I hope they keep on renewing him purely for the melts.