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I'm not sure I agree, you need really great stamina to be a pr0n star...
Naah pr0n is all about the spurts.
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I'm not sure I agree, you need really great stamina to be a pr0n star...
Damn, not many (if any) positives to take out of today except that guys got to experince finals footy. Were smashed across the park, especially in the mid-field. Our entry into the 50 was rushed and woeful (credit to carlton for their pressure) and I don't know what was going on in our backline but it was laughable. Not one bomber defenfer seemed to be able to read the drop of the ball correctly and it was far too easy for the Blues forwards to get loose.
There should be hard looks at a few players over this offseason, I'm just not sure who's ready to come into the senior team to make it more competitive.
The positive I guess is that we made the finals, next goal is to actually win one....
**EDIT** - Love the Homer quote to start this thread. Gotta go, my damned weiner kids are listening...
VERY good point. Carlton players were able to make it to multiple contests and leave there man 10-20m behind, especially into their forward line. We have to be faster and faster for longer. Being able to produce in spurts is great if you're a pr0n star, not so great if you're an AFL team. Having said that, not sure which I'd rather be known as....
FFS Phone, NLM was average, but so were most others. If he goes then so should Welsh and Mcveigh and Hille. Annoys me that people single him out (including the guy behind me today who I reminded that NLM set up our first goal). Jetta was by far our worst. But he is young and is still learning.
Jetta meanwhile wasn't even the worst small forward for us.
Davey didn't lay a tackle between his tackle in the first when we were up and about halfway through the 3rd quarter.
While being typically useless with the ball/trying to get the ball.
wog:
davey
hardingham
jetta
Davey didn't lay a tackle between his tackle in the first when we were up and about halfway through the 3rd quarter.
While being typically useless with the ball/trying to get the ball.
wog:
davey
hardingham
jetta
Jetta was clearly our worst. Hardingham was quite good and at least Davey applied some pressure.
hmm, well that was a great afternoon!
I want to watch a replay, but there were a few key areas which got me today.
We put in an absolute howler - but I think some are getting a little over the top in some areas.
1. I thought the real thing that killed us was ball use and decision making, especially in key moments. We absolutely brought out our best ball butchering skills from a couple years back which gave us no chance today. I chringe thinking about how many times we took the wrong option or missed a target, often not by a metre but 10 plus, or kicked to the wrong side of contests.
In this area, we simply showed up for our worst effort in years. I dont know if you can put it down to the mental pressure of a final, but we were diabolical. Even good kicks like Zaka were running at 30% at one stage.
2. We actually got a bit of the ball - clearances were pretty much even all day and we lost that count by 1 overall. I thought Hocking especially but our mids generally stood up and worked hard in the clearances - all this with Hille really letting Ryder and the team down today. We were not smashed in the clearances, in fact broke even and that is a lot better than many expected.
They only had 5 more inside 50's, but we would have had 10x more inside 50 butcherings which led to us being out positions and killed in the rebound - made us look extremely slow and second rate.
We went inside 50 57 times - and gave our forwards absolutely no service at all all day. We hung them out to dry.
3. We lost the game in the 2nd - a quarter in which we gave up a plethora of very poor goals. 3 times coast to coast after easy misses (thats a potential 6 goal turnaround right there) in the first half - horrible turnovers and decision making which made me laugh more than cry. Myers summed our day up in that 2nd - got it on half back, could roost it to half forward, instead goes to a horrible contested situation back and across goal...puts all sorts of pressure on us and we give up a goal.
4. I think we are struggling against certain teams, like Carlton and actually Richmond/Melbourne rings a bell, when we are up against faster teams with little genuine forward marking options - we probably press up and off them too much. Today just summed it up - if we lost a kick in contest and they were out - it impossible for us as it broke open too easily.
We probably should look to balance our game plan with a more St kilda even Hawthorn (against Carlton) style of getting numbers back against them - not pushing up OFF of guys like Betts/Garlett/Walker etc.
I was closely watching spike and hardingham and whoever else near Betts/Garlett, and frankly, we gave them too much room. Yes, I know we have the ball - but on a rebound you cant give 20-30m to guys who would burn you off in seconds. We just didnt apply a genuine lockdown job we should have I think.
Space is oxygen to their forwardline, and we just gave them hectares. We should have clogged it more and made them look for that contest. Gave up the easy kick up the ground, but kept numbers back, then look to rebound against them and find a more open forwardline for ourselves.
But, we are probably working on a style for x years time, not right now.
Our midfield will get better, in a key area stepped up today, but the flip side of the coin was horrendous ball use which just killed us time and time again.
It may sound like sour grapes, but we made a team look a lot better than they should have out there.
Jetta was clearly our worst. Hardingham was quite good and at least Davey applied some pressure.
Haven't see the game but not really surprised at the score.
We've played 9 games at the G this year and conceded 100+ points in 7 of them. The two we didn't were the first Carlton game and the game against the battling Tiges.
4 of our last 5 we've conceded about 140 points.
We can't cover the big grounds with the cattle we have. We don't have the fitness and we are missing one or two gut runners.
Until we fix our fitness department and bring guys up to the speed of sustained AFL footy and draft some more guys that can run then we'll get found out on the big occasions.