Media #PhenoMedia Presents: SFAEW - A Revolution in Simulated Sports Entertainment - SweetaMania On Now! (pg.46)

[PhenomenalV1]

If it was NHB this makes no sense smh

Given that they directly caused the result of a championship match that didn't involve them, I think it's warrented.

In all honesty, they'll probably get off lightly...

 

[PMBangers]

Given that they directly caused the result of a championship match that didn't involve them, I think it's warrented.

In all honesty, they'll probably get off lightly...

Make them do a ladder match where the winner gets to keep their SFAEW contract I say!

 

[Wosh]

Holy **** fitzroybowiedog kicking 6 and winning a wrestling match.
He’s going to need a defibrillator.

Bowie and Xena, what a team

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Make them do a ladder match where the winner gets to keep their SFAEW contract I say!

Believe me, they'll likely be in a special match...

 

[Pugsley]

May I reiterate:

#rentfree

 

[NaturalDisaster]

And that campaigner makes no sense and cant spell. Miracle worker.

There is a difference between an inability to spell and being a lazy campaigner.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Believe me, they'll likely be in a special match...

Evening Gown Match incoming.

 

[pantskyle]

The Filth Wizard tries a backbreaker, but Pantskyle counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Pantskyle goes for a vertical suplex, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard whips Pantskyle into the ropes, but Pantskyle reverses it.
The Filth Wizard misses with a clothesline.
Pantskyle goes for a bodyslam, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard gives him a hiptoss, but Pantskyle only stares at him.
Pantskyle runs into the ropes.
Pugsley pulls down the top rope.
The Filth Wizard goes for a plancha, but Pantskyle moves out of the way.
Pantskyle knocks The Filth Wizard into the ringsteps.
Pantskyle sets up The Filth Wizard on the announcers' table.
Pantskyle executes the Chokeslam through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Pantskyle performs a bodyslam against The Filth Wizard.
Pantskyle nails The Filth Wizard with a side suplex.
Pantskyle shoves The Filth Wizard into the guardrail.
Pantskyle attempts a side suplex, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard throws Pantskyle back into the ring.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on Pantskyle.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Filth Wizard hits a kneelift on Pantskyle.
The Filth Wizard hits a backbreaker on Pantskyle.
The Filth Wizard is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, Pugsley distracts Manangatang.
The Filth Wizard uses a clothesline on Pantskyle.
The Filth Wizard is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Pugsley enters the ring and breaks the pin with a jumping elbow thrust.
Pugsley puts Pantskyle on top of The Filth Wizard.
Tony Lynn 15 enters the ring and breaks the pin with a legdrop.
Tony Lynn 15 puts The Filth Wizard on top of Pantskyle.
Manangatang is back on the job.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The Filth Wizard doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.

The winner is The Filth Wizard. Time of match: 0:21:10


Oh for god's sake...The Bombers will be facing the SFAEW tribunal on Monday for their actions here tonight!

Congratulations on becoming the first ever SFAEW World Champ Filthy, just a shame the matter it happened in was so unfortunate.

I demand a rematch.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Mike Uppet tells FitzroyBowieDog to respond or he'll stop the fight.
FitzroyBowieDog nods.
Mike Uppet tells FitzroyBowieDog to respond or he'll stop the fight.
FitzroyBowieDog nods.
FitzroyBowieDog breaks the hold after 43 seconds.
FitzroyBowieDog runs into the ropes.
TheCoach16 hits FitzroyBowieDog with a backdrop.
TheCoach16 howls out to the crowd.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TheCoach16 nails FitzroyBowieDog with an enzuigiri.
TheCoach16 goes for a legdrop, but FitzroyBowieDog rolls out of the way.
FitzroyBowieDog covers TheCoach16.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
FitzroyBowieDog nails TheCoach16 with a German suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
FitzroyBowieDog tries a vertical suplex, but TheCoach16 counters it with
a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheCoach16 attempts a Gorilla Press, but FitzroyBowieDog counters it with
a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
FitzroyBowieDog runs into the ropes.
TheCoach16 hits FitzroyBowieDog with an elbow.
TheCoach16 is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
TheCoach16 whips FitzroyBowieDog into the ropes, but FitzroyBowieDog
reverses it.
TheCoach16 executes a flying clothesline against FitzroyBowieDog.
TheCoach16 is being booed out of the building.
TheCoach16 attempts an armdrag takedown, but FitzroyBowieDog counters it with
a lariat.
FitzroyBowieDog uses a legdrop on TheCoach16.
FitzroyBowieDog throws TheCoach16 into the turnbuckle.
FitzroyBowieDog tags out to Wosh.
Wosh and FitzroyBowieDog whip TheCoach16 into the ropes.
They attempt to hit TheCoach16 with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
FitzroyBowieDog leaves the ring.
TheCoach16 gives her a hiptoss, but Wosh only stares at him.
TheCoach16 goes for a flying cross body press, but Wosh counters it with
a powerslam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is really behind Wosh.
Wosh executes the Roy Press Slam on TheCoach16.
Wosh goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Wosh throws TheCoach16 out of the ring.
Wosh rolls out under the bottom rope.
Wosh attempts a back suplex, but TheCoach16 blocks it.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
TheCoach16 reenters the ring.
Wosh follows him back in.
TheCoach16 runs into the ropes.
TheCoach16 hits Wosh with a kick.
TheCoach16 tries an elbowdrop, but Wosh rolls out of the way.
Wosh performs a series of stomps against TheCoach16.
There are lots of chants for Wosh.
Wosh performs a series of forearm smashes against TheCoach16.
Wosh throws TheCoach16 out of the ring.
Wosh rolls out under the bottom rope.
FitzroyBowieDog comes over to make it two-on-one.
FitzroyBowieDog attempts a dropkick, but TheCoach16 steps out of the way.
TheCoach16 is being booed out of the building.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
TheCoach16 attempts a Gorilla Press, but Wosh counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
Wosh gets back into the ring.
TheCoach16 climbs back into the ring.
Wosh hits a clothesline on TheCoach16.
Wosh attempts a back suplex, but TheCoach16 counters it with a facerake.
TheCoach16 gives the sign for the Scorpion Coach Lock.
TheCoach16 executes the Scorpion Coach Lock on Wosh.
Wosh is struggling to reach the ropes.
Wosh is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Wosh summons one last burst of energy.
Mike Uppet checks Wosh's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Wosh fights her way out of the hold after 49 seconds.
Wosh tries a DDT, but TheCoach16 blocks it.
TheCoach16 tags out to Tony Lynn 15.
FitzroyBowieDog enters the ring and throws TheCoach16 out of the ring.
Wosh and FitzroyBowieDog whip Tony Lynn 15 into the ropes.
They hit Tony Lynn 15 with a double backdrop.
FitzroyBowieDog leaves the ring.
Wosh whips Tony Lynn 15 into the ropes.
Wosh hits Tony Lynn 15 with a kick.
Wosh locks Tony Lynn 15 in the Rings of Saturn.
Tony Lynn 15 is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tony Lynn 15 is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tony Lynn 15 tries to fight the pain.
Tony Lynn 15 submits after 13 seconds.
The crowd is really behind Wosh.

The winners are Wosh and fitzroybowiedog. Time of match: 0:09:51


A win for the Roys! Tony & Coach are walking to the back...what can they do to recover?

What did i win?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I demand a rematch.

I’m a fair champ and you’re my tag partner.

I grant it.

 

[pantskyle]

I’m a fair champ and you’re my tag partner.

I grant it.

The Dog Faced Gremlin accepts.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I demand a rematch.

I’m a fair champ and you’re my tag partner.

I grant it.

I'll allow it.

However,

I do have some adjustments to make to it. You'll find out more after the tribunal hearings on Monday.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

SFAEW TRIBUNAL REPORT




CASE 1: THE MYSTERY OF THE DISAPPEARING HALF BACK



After no-showing his ladder match on Saturday night, The Half Back is found guilty of being a lazy bastard.


As a punishment, both he and his replacement Hatchy1992 will be inserted into the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship match this week in Round 3.

"But Phenom!", I hear you cry, "That's not a punishment! In fact, I doubt that the SFAEW Tribunal even exists, and instead is an unprofessional way of announcing upcoming matches!"

And you'd be partly right.

The twist here is that if Halfy doesn't win this match, he'll be ineligible to challenge for the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship until Season 32.

And, since SFAEW World Heavyweight Champion The Filth Wizard has also advocated for pantskyle getting a rematch, the match will look like this:







A four corners elimination match, so that everyone but the winner will get pinned or tapped out at some point during the match.







CASE 2: THE DILEMMA OF THE INVADING BOMBERS




In the main event of Round 2, Antonio BlueVein, Tony Lynn 15, TheCoach16, The Jesus, and Pugsley interfered in, and ultimately directly caused the result of the main event.

In the Bombers defense, it was a No Disqualification Match, and they were fully within their rights to attack the combatants.

However, it was 1: the main event, and 2: the first ever SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship match, and probably ruined the finish for the audience.

In all fairness, I won't be punishing the group.









Yet.

The official punishment match will be held in a little over 2 weeks, as the main event of Round 5.

And the stipulation will be...





















...A WAR GAMES MATCH.


And should the Bombers lose, whoever lost the match for their team will lose their SFAEW contract.

Their opponents will be the best of SFAEW, featuring:

1: Myself, acting as the SFAEW Commissioner
2: The SFAEW World Heavyweight Champion, TBD in the Round 3 main event
3 & 4: The SFAEW World Tag Team Champions, TBD in the Round 4 main event
5: A mystery partner who won't be revealed until the match itself.



You have 2 and a half weeks or so Antonio BlueVein. Good luck getting your team in line.




The rest of Round 3 will be announced on Wednesday!


​

 

[The Filth Wizard]

This is outrageous. I said one rematch.

Although The Half Back, we'd look smooth if we were a tag team.

 

[pantskyle]

I don't know why I care about winning this but I do.

 

[Hatchy1992]

I need to bring out my inner hornswoggle and hide under the ring until the final 2

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I need to bring out my inner hornswoggle and hide under the ring until the final 2

You leave your inner hornswoggle where it is, this is a family show.

 

[Hatchy1992]

You leave your inner hornswoggle where it is, this is a family show.

Harsh. Now i actually want to win this.

 

[VainGlorious]

Harsh. Now i actually want to win this.

Do it for your hornswoggle (am I pronouncing it correctly?)

 

[Hatchy1992]

Do it for your hornswoggle (am I pronouncing it correctly?)

Yes.
No one actually remembers who comes 2nd in these matches.

 

[VainGlorious]

Yes.
No one actually remembers who comes 2nd in these matches.

Usually the unselfish lover of the two.

 

[Pugsley]

SFAEW TRIBUNAL REPORT




CASE 1: THE MYSTERY OF THE DISAPPEARING HALF BACK



After no-showing his ladder match on Saturday night, The Half Back is found guilty of being a lazy bastard.


As a punishment, both he and his replacement Hatchy1992 will be inserted into the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship match this week in Round 3.

"But Phenom!", I hear you cry, "That's not a punishment! In fact, I doubt that the SFAEW Tribunal even exists, and instead is an unprofessional way of announcing upcoming matches!"

And you'd be partly right.

The twist here is that if Halfy doesn't win this match, he'll be ineligible to challenge for the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship until Season 32.

And, since SFAEW World Heavyweight Champion The Filth Wizard has also advocated for pantskyle getting a rematch, the match will look like this:





View attachment 1058421

A four corners elimination match, so that everyone but the winner will get pinned or tapped out at some point during the match.







CASE 2: THE DILEMMA OF THE INVADING BOMBERS




In the main event of Round 2, Antonio BlueVein, Tony Lynn 15, TheCoach16, The Jesus, and Pugsley interfered in, and ultimately directly caused the result of the main event.

In the Bombers defense, it was a No Disqualification Match, and they were fully within their rights to attack the combatants.

However, it was 1: the main event, and 2: the first ever SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship match, and probably ruined the finish for the audience.

In all fairness, I won't be punishing the group.









Yet.

The official punishment match will be held in a little over 2 weeks, as the main event of Round 5.

And the stipulation will be...


















View attachment 1058424


...A WAR GAMES MATCH.


And should the Bombers lose, whoever lost the match for their team will lose their SFAEW contract.

Their opponents will be the best of SFAEW, featuring:

1: Myself, acting as the SFAEW Commissioner
2: The SFAEW World Heavyweight Champion, TBD in the Round 3 main event
3 & 4: The SFAEW World Tag Team Champions, TBD in the Round 4 main event
5: A mystery partner who won't be revealed until the match itself.



You have 2 and a half weeks or so Antonio BlueVein. Good luck getting your team in line.




The rest of Round 3 will be announced on Wednesday!


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Thats the nicest you have ever said about me. I shed a tear.

 

[The Half Back]

This is outrageous. I said one rematch.

Although The Half Back, we'd look smooth if we were a tag team.

After I win this match and renew my contract, I reckon we get Hate on board to form the SFAEW's #NWO.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I don't know why I care about winning this but I do.

That's the spirit!

 

[Pugsley]

Can I be smashed through a table Dudley Boyz style?