Media #PhenoMedia Presents: SFAEW - A Revolution in Simulated Sports Entertainment - SweetaMania On Now! (pg.46)

[The Half Back]

Is there an echo in here?

**** up stooge, I own your club now.

 

[serial_thrilla]

fu** up stooge, I own your club now.

**** off Halfie. You had your chance but instead chose mediocrity and insignificance.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Well, well, well, we've got some interesting news coming out of the sim...








The Half Back has decided to skip out on us, forcing us to find a very last-minute replacement for tonight's card.

Disgusting behaviour.

Halfy will meet with the SFAEW Tribunal on Monday night.




Meanwhile, our opening match will now be...








Hatchy1992 vs The Jesus in a ladder match, now without the added prize.


Shame on The Half Back for making us change to a much less profitable match.

SHAME.​

 

[The Half Back]

Sorry PhenomenalV1, but Daddy Dan said I can't leave the house today, so I had to pull out.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Sorry PhenomenalV1, but Daddy Dan said I can't leave the house today, so I had to pull out.

The Velvet Sledgehammer lives up to his reputation

 

[The Half Back]

I'm never going to financially recover from this.

 

[Hatchy1992]

Glad I watched enough of Shawn Michaels when I was a kid.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Glad I watched enough of Shawn Michaels when I was a kid.

I've always considered you the Shawn Michaels to The Half Back's Marty Jannetty.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

10 minutes to the opening match of Round 2!

​

 

[serial_thrilla]

You got my back Pugsley?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

You got my back Pugsley?

May I reiterate:

Myself vs @serial_thrilla in SFAEW's first ever Steel Cage Match!

After selling his soul to the devil when he betrayed all common sense and aligned with @Pugsley, serial_thrilla faces the man he betrayed (i.e. et moi) in an environment designed to keep out any interferance.

Also Pugs is banned from ringside, just to make it infinitely fairer than the match we had last week!

Pugs is banned from ringside

Pugs is banned from ringside

 

[PMBangers]

May I reiterate:

If I've learnt anything, being banned from ringside doesn't stop an appearance

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Welcome one and all to SFAEW: Round 2!




First up tonight, we've got a match re-booked at the last minute because Halfy backed out of a match, with a stipulation that he specifically asked for!








Hatchy1992 vs The Jesus!

In the first ever SFAEW Ladder Match!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
The Jesus performs an elbowsmash against Hatchy1992.
The Jesus sets up Hatchy1992 on the turnbuckle.
The Jesus launches Hatchy1992 across the ring with a superplex.
The Jesus is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The Jesus whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
The Jesus hits Hatchy1992 with an elbow.
The Jesus uses a DDT on Hatchy1992.
The Jesus works the crowd.
The Jesus is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The Jesus runs into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 misses with a clothesline.
Hatchy1992 performs a bodyslam against The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 executes a headbutt to the midsection against The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 uses an open-handed chop on The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 hits The Jesus.
The crowd is cheering on Hatchy1992.
Hatchy1992 kicks The Jesus.
The Jesus hits Hatchy1992.
The Jesus kicks Hatchy1992.
The Jesus further incites the crowd.
Hatchy1992 hits The Jesus.
The Jesus punches Hatchy1992.
Numerous fans are using The Jesus as target practice.
The Jesus performs a belly-to-belly suplex against Hatchy1992.
The Jesus uses a hiptoss on Hatchy1992.
The Jesus tries to climb the ladder.
The Jesus is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 knocks over the ladder with a shove.
The crowd is really behind Hatchy1992.
Hatchy1992 sets up The Jesus on the turnbuckle.
Hatchy1992 executes a superplex against The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 chops The Jesus.
There are lots of chants for Hatchy1992.
Hatchy1992 punches The Jesus.
The Jesus punches Hatchy1992.
The Jesus tries an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Hatchy1992 blocks it.
Hatchy1992 kicks The Jesus.
The crowd is really behind Hatchy1992.
Hatchy1992 chops The Jesus.
The Jesus kicks Hatchy1992.
The Jesus punches Hatchy1992.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
The Jesus hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Hatchy1992.
The Jesus tries a DDT, but Hatchy1992 counters it with a Northern Lights suplex.
Hatchy1992 has the crowd going wild.
Hatchy1992 sets the ladder back up.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
The Jesus knocks him off the ladder.
The Jesus executes the 10 Pin Strike on Hatchy1992.
The Jesus tries to climb the ladder.
The Jesus is on his way up.
The Jesus is half-way up.
The Jesus is almost on top of the ladder.
The Jesus is in grabbing distance.
Hatchy1992 knocks over the ladder with a shove.
Hatchy1992 uses a flying dropkick on The Jesus.
The crowd is going crazy.
Hatchy1992 sets the ladder back up.
Hatchy1992 is starting to climb the ladder, not realizing that The Jesus
is right behind him.
The Jesus tries a back suplex, but Hatchy1992 counters it with an elbowsmash.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
The Jesus knocks over the ladder with a shove.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
The Jesus runs into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 misses with a clothesline.
Hatchy1992 misses with an elbow.
The Jesus hits Hatchy1992 with a clothesline.
Hatchy1992 falls out of the ring.
The Jesus goes outside.
The Jesus throws Hatchy1992 into the guardrail.
The Jesus shoves Hatchy1992 into the guardrail.
The Jesus shoves Hatchy1992 into the guardrail.
The Jesus uses an armdrag takedown on Hatchy1992.
The Jesus performs a spinebuster slam against Hatchy1992.
The Jesus whips Hatchy1992 into the guardrail.
The Jesus goes for a DDT, but Hatchy1992 counters it with a small package.
Hatchy1992 throws The Jesus into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hatchy1992 executes a jawbreaker against The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 tries a bodyslam, but The Jesus counters it with a facerake.
The Jesus throws Hatchy1992 back into the ring.
The Jesus attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Hatchy1992
counters it with an earringer.
In turn, The Jesus counters it with a backdrop.
The Jesus uses a Samoan Drop on Hatchy1992.
The Jesus works the crowd.
Numerous fans are using The Jesus as target practice.
The Jesus performs a belly-to-belly suplex against Hatchy1992.
The Jesus hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Hatchy1992.
The Jesus performs a DDT against Hatchy1992.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Jesus whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes, but Hatchy1992 reverses it.
The Jesus hits Hatchy1992 with an elbow.
The Jesus runs into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 executes a headbutt to the midsection against The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 executes the Captain's Splash on The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 has the crowd going wild.
Hatchy1992 sets the ladder back up.
Hatchy1992 is starting to climb the ladder, not realizing that The Jesus
is right behind him.
The Jesus uses a Russian legsweep on Hatchy1992.
The Jesus executes a vertical suplex against Hatchy1992.
The Jesus performs a spinebuster slam against Hatchy1992.
The crowd is vociferously booing The Jesus.
The Jesus gives the sign for the People's Elbow.
The Jesus tries the People's Elbow, but Hatchy1992 moves out of the way.
Hatchy1992 hits an open-handed chop on The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.

 

[serial_thrilla]

May I reiterate:

Yeeeeeeah. I meant - "You got my back Unipug ?"

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The Jesus brings him down with a belly-to-back superplex.
The Jesus is being booed out of the building.
The Jesus whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 and The Jesus get hit with a double clothesline.
Hatchy1992 kicks The Jesus.
The crowd is going crazy.
Hatchy1992 punches The Jesus.
The Jesus punches Hatchy1992.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The Jesus kicks Hatchy1992.
The Jesus tries to climb the ladder.
The Jesus is on his way up.
The Jesus is half-way up.
The Jesus is almost on top of the ladder.
The Jesus is in grabbing distance.
Hatchy1992 brings him down with a superplex.
The chants for Hatchy1992 are deafening.
Hatchy1992 goes for an over-the-top stunner, but The Jesus blocks it.
The Jesus whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
The Jesus hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Hatchy1992.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The Jesus tries to climb the ladder.
The Jesus is on his way up.
The Jesus is half-way up.
The Jesus is almost on top of the ladder.
The Jesus is in grabbing distance.
Hatchy1992 brings him down with a superplex.
The crowd is behind Hatchy1992 all the way.
Hatchy1992 whips The Jesus into the ropes.
The Jesus hits Hatchy1992 with a clothesline.
The Jesus takes Hatchy1992 down with a DDT.
The Jesus runs into the ropes.
The Jesus and Hatchy1992 get hit with a double clothesline.
The Jesus kicks Hatchy1992.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Jesus kicks Hatchy1992.
The Jesus executes the 10 Pin Strike on Hatchy1992.
The Jesus tries to climb the ladder.
The Jesus is on his way up.
The Jesus is half-way up.
The Jesus is almost on top of the ladder.
The Jesus is in grabbing distance.
Hatchy1992 brings him down with a superplex.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
The Jesus knocks him off the ladder.
The Jesus goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Hatchy1992 blocks it.
Hatchy1992 puts The Jesus in a Fujiwara armbar.
The Jesus is inching his way towards the ropes.
The Jesus escapes from the hold after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Hatchy1992 hits an open-handed chop on The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 sets up The Jesus on the turnbuckle.
Hatchy1992 uses a top-rope Spanish Fly on The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 performs a springboard armdrag against The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 performs the Diamond Dust against The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
The Jesus brings him down with a superplex.
The crowd is vociferously booing The Jesus.
The Jesus places Hatchy1992 on the turnbuckle.
The Jesus executes a belly-to-back superplex against Hatchy1992.
The Jesus uses a swinging neckbreaker on Hatchy1992.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The Jesus performs a Russian legsweep against Hatchy1992.
The Jesus performs a hiptoss against Hatchy1992.
The Jesus whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
The Jesus hits Hatchy1992 with a kick.
The Jesus tries to climb the ladder.
The Jesus is on his way up.
The Jesus is half-way up.
The Jesus is almost on top of the ladder.
The Jesus is in grabbing distance.
Hatchy1992 knocks over the ladder with a running front dropkick.
Hatchy1992 hits a flying dropkick on The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 sets the ladder back up.
Hatchy1992 is starting to climb the ladder, not realizing that The Jesus
is right behind him.
The Jesus uses a back suplex on Hatchy1992.
The Jesus puts Hatchy1992 in a scorpion deathlock.
Hatchy1992 escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Jesus throws Hatchy1992 into the turnbuckle, but Hatchy1992 reverses it.
Hatchy1992 runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Jesus
moves out of the way.
The Jesus hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Hatchy1992.
The Jesus nails Hatchy1992 with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The Jesus is being booed out of the building.
The Jesus tries to climb the ladder.
The Jesus is on his way up.
The Jesus is half-way up.
The Jesus is almost on top of the ladder.
The Jesus is in grabbing distance.
Hatchy1992 pulls him back down.
The Jesus whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes, but Hatchy1992 reverses it.
The Jesus tries a swinging neckbreaker, but Hatchy1992 counters it with
a side suplex.
Hatchy1992 hits the Diamond Dust on The Jesus.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Hatchy1992 executes the Captain's Splash on The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
The Jesus brings him down with a superplex.
The Jesus attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Hatchy1992
counters it with an earringer.
Hatchy1992 executes a flying dropkick against The Jesus.
The Jesus springs to his feet.
The Jesus executes a powerslam against Hatchy1992.
The Jesus is being booed out of the building.
The Jesus whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
The Jesus attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but Hatchy1992 counters it with
a facerake.
The crowd is giving Hatchy1992 a standing ovation.
Hatchy1992 whips The Jesus into the ropes, but The Jesus reverses it.
Hatchy1992 executes a running front dropkick against The Jesus.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Hatchy1992 performs a chop against The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 hits The Jesus.
The Jesus punches Hatchy1992.
Hatchy1992 chops The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 uses a jawbreaker on The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 tries a headbutt, but The Jesus blocks it.
The Jesus tries to climb the ladder.
The Jesus is on his way up.
The Jesus is half-way up.
The Jesus is almost on top of the ladder.
The Jesus is in grabbing distance.
Hatchy1992 pulls him back down.
Hatchy1992 whips The Jesus into the ropes, but The Jesus reverses it.
The Jesus performs a Samoan Drop against Hatchy1992.
The Jesus nails Hatchy1992 with a springboard 450 Splash.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Hatchy1992 springs to his feet.
Hatchy1992 performs a springboard back elbow against The Jesus.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Hatchy1992 performs a chop against The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
The Jesus knocks him off the ladder.
The Jesus whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
The Jesus executes the 10 Pin Strike on Hatchy1992.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The Jesus tries to climb the ladder.
The Jesus is on his way up.
The Jesus is half-way up.
The Jesus is almost on top of the ladder.
The Jesus is in grabbing distance.
Hatchy1992 knocks over the ladder with a shove.
The crowd is behind Hatchy1992 all the way.
Hatchy1992 performs a jawbreaker against The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 sets the ladder back up.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
The Jesus knocks him off the ladder.
The Jesus attempts a belly-to-belly suplex, but Hatchy1992 counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Hatchy1992 goes for a bodyslam, but The Jesus counters it with a facerake.
The Jesus whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes, but Hatchy1992 reverses it.
The Jesus hits Hatchy1992 with a clothesline.
The Jesus tries to climb the ladder.
The Jesus is on his way up.
The Jesus is half-way up.
The Jesus is almost on top of the ladder.
The Jesus is in grabbing distance.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Hatchy1992 pulls him back down.
Hatchy1992 uses an open-handed chop on The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 whips The Jesus into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 hits The Jesus with an elbow.
Hatchy1992 whips The Jesus into the ropes, but The Jesus reverses it.
The Jesus hits Hatchy1992 with a clothesline.
The Jesus executes a moonsault against Hatchy1992.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Jesus runs into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 hits The Jesus with a shoulderblock.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
The Jesus brings him down with a belly-to-back superplex.
The Jesus is being booed out of the building.
The Jesus attempts a vertical suplex, but Hatchy1992 reverses it.
Hatchy1992 uses a high speed sunset flip on The Jesus.
The crowd is behind Hatchy1992 all the way.
Hatchy1992 goes for a springboard back elbow, but The Jesus
steps out of the way.
The Jesus runs into the ropes.
The Jesus hits Hatchy1992 with a kick.
The Jesus tries to climb the ladder.
The Jesus is on his way up.
The Jesus is half-way up.
The Jesus is almost on top of the ladder.
The Jesus is in grabbing distance.
Hatchy1992 brings him down with a superplex.
The chants for Hatchy1992 are deafening.
Hatchy1992 runs into the ropes.
The Jesus nails Hatchy1992 with a Samoan Drop.
The Jesus sets up Hatchy1992 on the turnbuckle.
The Jesus performs a belly-to-back superplex against Hatchy1992.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Jesus attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but Hatchy1992 counters it with
a side suplex.
Hatchy1992 whips The Jesus into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 misses with a clothesline.
Hatchy1992 hits The Jesus with a clothesline.
Hatchy1992 gives the sign for the Captain's Splash.
Hatchy1992 executes the Captain's Splash on The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
The Jesus pulls him back down.
The Jesus goes for a back suplex, but Hatchy1992 blocks it.
Hatchy1992 hits an open-handed chop on The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 uses a dropkick on The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 attempts a springboard back elbow, but The Jesus
steps out of the way.
The Jesus runs into the ropes.
The Jesus hits Hatchy1992 with an elbow.
Hatchy1992 springs to his feet.
Hatchy1992 performs a jawbreaker against The Jesus.
The crowd erupts.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
The Jesus brings him down with a belly-to-back superplex.
The Jesus is being booed out of the building.
The Jesus executes a spinebuster slam against Hatchy1992.
The crowd is vociferously booing The Jesus.
The Jesus tries to climb the ladder.
The Jesus is on his way up.
The Jesus is half-way up.
The Jesus is almost on top of the ladder.
The Jesus is in grabbing distance.
Hatchy1992 brings him down with a superplex.
Hatchy1992 whips The Jesus into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 hits The Jesus with a kick.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
The Jesus brings him down with a belly-to-back superplex.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The Jesus nails Hatchy1992 with a flying clothesline.
The Jesus is being booed out of the building.
The Jesus tries to climb the ladder.
The Jesus is on his way up.
The Jesus is half-way up.
The Jesus is almost on top of the ladder.
The Jesus is in grabbing distance.
Hatchy1992 brings him down with a superplex.
The crowd is giving Hatchy1992 a standing ovation.
Hatchy1992 performs a jawbreaker against The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 attempts a Fujiwara armbar, but The Jesus blocks it.
The Jesus uses a vertical suplex on Hatchy1992.
The Jesus whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
The Jesus executes the 10 Pin Strike on Hatchy1992.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Jesus nails Hatchy1992 with a swinging neckbreaker.
The Jesus tries to climb the ladder.
The Jesus is on his way up.
The Jesus is half-way up.
The Jesus is almost on top of the ladder.
The Jesus is in grabbing distance.
Hatchy1992 pulls him back down.
Hatchy1992 hits the Diamond Dust on The Jesus.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Hatchy1992 uses a bodyslam on The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 performs a dropkick against The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 catches The Jesus in a Fujiwara armbar.
The Jesus is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Jesus escapes from the hold after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Hatchy1992 performs a dropkick against The Jesus.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
The Jesus pulls him back down.
The Jesus goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Hatchy1992 counters it with
a side suplex.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
The Jesus brings him down with a superplex.
The Jesus takes Hatchy1992 down with a fisherman suplex.
The Jesus uses a swinging neckbreaker on Hatchy1992.
The Jesus works the crowd.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Jesus whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 hits The Jesus with a kick.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
The Jesus pulls him back down.
The Jesus runs into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 takes The Jesus down with a bodyslam.
Hatchy1992 executes the Captain's Splash on The Jesus.
The crowd erupts.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The Jesus brings him down with a superplex.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The Jesus nails Hatchy1992 with a swinging neckbreaker.
The Jesus throws Hatchy1992 out of the ring.
The Jesus goes through the ropes.
The Jesus executes a belly-to-belly suplex against Hatchy1992.
The Jesus tries a back suplex, but Hatchy1992 counters it with a facerake.
Hatchy1992 throws The Jesus back into the ring.
Hatchy1992 catches The Jesus in a Fujiwara armbar.
The Jesus escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Hatchy1992 tries to climb the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is on his way up.
Hatchy1992 is half-way up.
Hatchy1992 is almost on top of the ladder.
Hatchy1992 is in grabbing distance.
Hatchy1992 has retrieved the now invalid Match Contract.
The chants for Hatchy1992 are deafening.

The winner is Hatchy1992. Time of match: 0:18:02


Victory for Hatchy to kick off proceedings! Capitalizing on a last minute opportunity! Thanks The Half Back!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly...

Roys FFC (represented by Wosh & fitzroybowiedog) vs Tony Lynn 15 & TheCoach16!

With a spot in the Tag Team Championship match at stake!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The referee for this match is SFA Grand Final umpiring squad member Mike Uppet!



Wosh and TheCoach16 lock up.
Wosh performs a hiptoss against TheCoach16.
Wosh works the crowd.
The crowd is starting to get behind Wosh.
Wosh goes for a clothesline, but TheCoach16 ducks out of the way.
TheCoach16 performs an atomic drop against Wosh.
TheCoach16 whips Wosh into the turnbuckle.
TheCoach16 uses a back suplex on Wosh.
TheCoach16 howls out to the crowd.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Tony Lynn 15 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TheCoach16 and Tony Lynn 15 whip Wosh into the ropes.
They hit Wosh with a double elbowsmash.
TheCoach16 and Tony Lynn 15 hit Wosh with a double elbowdrop.
Tony Lynn 15 leaves the ring.
TheCoach16 whips Wosh into the ropes.
TheCoach16 tries a flying clothesline, but Wosh steps out of the way.
Wosh tags out to FitzroyBowieDog.
FitzroyBowieDog and Wosh hit TheCoach16 with a double elbowdrop.
Wosh leaves the ring.
FitzroyBowieDog attempts a flying bulldog, but TheCoach16 steps out of the way.
TheCoach16 throws FitzroyBowieDog out of the ring.
TheCoach16 goes for a flying cross body press, but FitzroyBowieDog
moves out of the way.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
FitzroyBowieDog shoves TheCoach16 into the guardrail.
FitzroyBowieDog reenters the ring.
TheCoach16 follows him back in.
FitzroyBowieDog performs a flying clothesline against TheCoach16.
FitzroyBowieDog executes the Diamond Dog on TheCoach16.
TheCoach16 tries to escape the hold.
TheCoach16 is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TheCoach16 summons one last burst of energy.
Mike Uppet asks TheCoach16 if he's had enough.
TheCoach16 shakes his head.
Mike Uppet asks TheCoach16 if he's still there.
TheCoach16 nods.
Mike Uppet checks TheCoach16's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
TheCoach16 fights his way out of the hold after 34 seconds.
TheCoach16 nails FitzroyBowieDog with an enzuigiri.
The crowd is booing TheCoach16.
TheCoach16 uses a kick to the midsection on FitzroyBowieDog.
TheCoach16 goes for an armdrag takedown, but FitzroyBowieDog counters it with
a lariat.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
FitzroyBowieDog goes for a monkey flip, but TheCoach16 blocks it.
TheCoach16 runs into the ropes.
TheCoach16 hits FitzroyBowieDog with an elbow.
TheCoach16 uses an enzuigiri on FitzroyBowieDog.
A fan at ringside badmouths TheCoach16.
TheCoach16 executes the Scorpion Coach Lock on FitzroyBowieDog.
FitzroyBowieDog is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mike Uppet asks FitzroyBowieDog if he's had enough.
FitzroyBowieDog shakes his head.
FitzroyBowieDog tries to fight the pain.
FitzroyBowieDog is writhing in pain.
Mike Uppet asks FitzroyBowieDog if he's still there.
FitzroyBowieDog nods.
FitzroyBowieDog is barely hanging in there.



Can FBD fight his way out of this? Has Coach brought redemption for last week?

 

[The Half Back]

What a boring as **** match. Only reason I pulled out is because I’m waiting for a proper opponent that’s worthy of challenging me.

If that muppet The Jesus can’t even climb a ladder quicker than Hatchy then our match would’ve lasted 4 minutes.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Mike Uppet tells FitzroyBowieDog to respond or he'll stop the fight.
FitzroyBowieDog nods.
Mike Uppet tells FitzroyBowieDog to respond or he'll stop the fight.
FitzroyBowieDog nods.
FitzroyBowieDog breaks the hold after 43 seconds.
FitzroyBowieDog runs into the ropes.
TheCoach16 hits FitzroyBowieDog with a backdrop.
TheCoach16 howls out to the crowd.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TheCoach16 nails FitzroyBowieDog with an enzuigiri.
TheCoach16 goes for a legdrop, but FitzroyBowieDog rolls out of the way.
FitzroyBowieDog covers TheCoach16.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
FitzroyBowieDog nails TheCoach16 with a German suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
FitzroyBowieDog tries a vertical suplex, but TheCoach16 counters it with
a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
TheCoach16 attempts a Gorilla Press, but FitzroyBowieDog counters it with
a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
FitzroyBowieDog runs into the ropes.
TheCoach16 hits FitzroyBowieDog with an elbow.
TheCoach16 is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
TheCoach16 whips FitzroyBowieDog into the ropes, but FitzroyBowieDog
reverses it.
TheCoach16 executes a flying clothesline against FitzroyBowieDog.
TheCoach16 is being booed out of the building.
TheCoach16 attempts an armdrag takedown, but FitzroyBowieDog counters it with
a lariat.
FitzroyBowieDog uses a legdrop on TheCoach16.
FitzroyBowieDog throws TheCoach16 into the turnbuckle.
FitzroyBowieDog tags out to Wosh.
Wosh and FitzroyBowieDog whip TheCoach16 into the ropes.
They attempt to hit TheCoach16 with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
FitzroyBowieDog leaves the ring.
TheCoach16 gives her a hiptoss, but Wosh only stares at him.
TheCoach16 goes for a flying cross body press, but Wosh counters it with
a powerslam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is really behind Wosh.
Wosh executes the Roy Press Slam on TheCoach16.
Wosh goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Wosh throws TheCoach16 out of the ring.
Wosh rolls out under the bottom rope.
Wosh attempts a back suplex, but TheCoach16 blocks it.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
TheCoach16 reenters the ring.
Wosh follows him back in.
TheCoach16 runs into the ropes.
TheCoach16 hits Wosh with a kick.
TheCoach16 tries an elbowdrop, but Wosh rolls out of the way.
Wosh performs a series of stomps against TheCoach16.
There are lots of chants for Wosh.
Wosh performs a series of forearm smashes against TheCoach16.
Wosh throws TheCoach16 out of the ring.
Wosh rolls out under the bottom rope.
FitzroyBowieDog comes over to make it two-on-one.
FitzroyBowieDog attempts a dropkick, but TheCoach16 steps out of the way.
TheCoach16 is being booed out of the building.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
TheCoach16 attempts a Gorilla Press, but Wosh counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
Wosh gets back into the ring.
TheCoach16 climbs back into the ring.
Wosh hits a clothesline on TheCoach16.
Wosh attempts a back suplex, but TheCoach16 counters it with a facerake.
TheCoach16 gives the sign for the Scorpion Coach Lock.
TheCoach16 executes the Scorpion Coach Lock on Wosh.
Wosh is struggling to reach the ropes.
Wosh is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Wosh summons one last burst of energy.
Mike Uppet checks Wosh's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Wosh fights her way out of the hold after 49 seconds.
Wosh tries a DDT, but TheCoach16 blocks it.
TheCoach16 tags out to Tony Lynn 15.
FitzroyBowieDog enters the ring and throws TheCoach16 out of the ring.
Wosh and FitzroyBowieDog whip Tony Lynn 15 into the ropes.
They hit Tony Lynn 15 with a double backdrop.
FitzroyBowieDog leaves the ring.
Wosh whips Tony Lynn 15 into the ropes.
Wosh hits Tony Lynn 15 with a kick.
Wosh locks Tony Lynn 15 in the Rings of Saturn.
Tony Lynn 15 is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tony Lynn 15 is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tony Lynn 15 tries to fight the pain.
Tony Lynn 15 submits after 13 seconds.
The crowd is really behind Wosh.

The winners are Wosh and fitzroybowiedog. Time of match: 0:09:51


A win for the Roys! Tony & Coach are walking to the back...what can they do to recover?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly...

PhenomenalV1 vs serial_thrilla!

Inside a steel cage!​

 

[serial_thrilla]

Thirdly...

PhenomenalV1 vs serial_thrilla!

Inside a steel cage!​

Bring it!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Mike Uppet will once again be serving as ref!



They lock up.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla bumps into the cage.
PhenomenalV1 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits an open-handed chop on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla hits a springboard roundhouse kick on PhenomenalV1.
A small "serial_thrilla" chant is being started.
serial_thrilla executes a moonsault bodyblock against PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla uses a kneelift on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla takes PhenomenalV1 down with an armdrag takedown.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on PhenomenalV1.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
serial_thrilla performs the Vertebreaker against PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla executes a vertical suplex against PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla nails PhenomenalV1 with a springboard dropkick.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla sends PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla runs shoulder-first into the corner.
serial_thrilla executes a flying dropkick against PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla performs a hiptoss against PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
serial_thrilla is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
serial_thrilla locks PhenomenalV1 in a reverse figure-four leglock.
PhenomenalV1 makes it to the ropes after holding out for 7 seconds.
serial_thrilla tries to climb out of the cage.
serial_thrilla is on his way up.
serial_thrilla is at the top.
serial_thrilla is over the top.
serial_thrilla is on the way down.
PhenomenalV1 pulls him back in.
serial_thrilla takes PhenomenalV1 down with a toss suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla uses a dropkick on PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
serial_thrilla tries to climb out of the cage.
serial_thrilla is on his way up.
serial_thrilla is at the top.
serial_thrilla is over the top.
serial_thrilla is on the way down.
PhenomenalV1 pulls him back in.
serial_thrilla hits a dropkick on PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
serial_thrilla executes an armdrag takedown against PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla hits a springboard cutter on PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
serial_thrilla uses a toss suplex on PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla executes a toss suplex against PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla performs an open-handed chop against PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla hits a springboard roundhouse kick on PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
serial_thrilla executes a front-layout suplex against PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
serial_thrilla whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
serial_thrilla uses an armdrag takedown on PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla nails PhenomenalV1 with a springboard roundhouse kick.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla performs an elbowsmash against PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla shoves down Mike Uppet.
serial_thrilla sets up PhenomenalV1 on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla executes a top-rope Frankensteiner against PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard cutter on PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla hits a side slam on PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla tries to climb out of the cage.
serial_thrilla is on his way up.
serial_thrilla is at the top.
serial_thrilla is over the top.
serial_thrilla is on the way down.
PhenomenalV1 pulls him back in.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on PhenomenalV1.
A small "serial_thrilla" chant is being started.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.


Early momentum goes to thrilla, but can he actually make a move without attempting a pin?