Media #PhenoMedia Presents: SFAEW - A Revolution in Simulated Sports Entertainment - SweetaMania On Now! (pg.46)

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I have no idea what's going on but I'm aroused.

Basically you and I made it tonight.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Round 1 Wrap


The Half Back pinned Hatchy1992 with the Legendary Lariat in 0:14:53.
Sim Rating: ** 3/4

The Jesus won a 20-person Battle Royal in 0:19:25:
x thrilla threw out Barry
x cooney threw out SM
x S. Roll threw out Chippy after a single knee facebreaker
x cooney threw out Test Tickle
x Porps threw out Metalcrusher
x Jesus threw out TIF
x Bangers threw out Tonga Bob
x Bangers threw out S. Roll
x Bangers threw out Gremio after a triangle choke
x Jesus threw out Porps after a swinging neckbreaker
x Jesus threw out thrilla after the 10 Pin Strike
x Jesus threw out Elton
x Jesus threw out Haydo after a belly-to-belly suplex
x Jesus threw out Mr M after a headbutt
x Jesus threw out 93 after a roll away
x Jesus threw out cooney after a flying clothesline
x Jesus threw out FBD
x Jesus threw out Bangers after a vertical suplex
x Jesus threw out Wosh
Sim Rating: ***

Turbo's Torch Match:
TigerTurbulance defeated AceAndy in 0:10:10.
Sim Rating: ** 1/4

The Unholy Alliance (BRAB and Ant Bear) defeated Ned_Flanders and TJASTA when BRAB pinned TJASTA with the Moral Compass in 0:08:30.
Sim Rating: *** 1/4

Barbed Wire & Light Tubes Texas Deathmatch:
Pugsley pinned PhenomenalV1 after a flying cross body press in 0:36:17.
Sim Rating: **** 1/4
[serial_thrilla interfered against PhenomenalV1.]

Antonio BlueVein pinned NaturalDisaster with the ABVKO in 0:16:56.
Sim Rating: *** 1/2

No Holds Barred Match:
The Brothers of Distortion (The Filth Wizard and Pantskyle) defeated TheCoach16 and Tony Lynn 15 when Filthy pinned Tony with the Royal Treatment in 0:26:29.
Sim Rating: **

Average Sim Rating for the card: ***​

 

[pantskyle]

Basically you and I made it tonight.

See you in the Octagon.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

See you in the Octagon.

Get out of my face or I'll re-arrange it for you.

 

[pantskyle]

Get out of my face or I'll re-arrange it for you.

Let's finish this once and tonight.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Get out of my face or I'll re-arrange it for you.

Let's finish this once and tonight.

I'de say get a room you two ... but you probably shared one at one point ... so ...

**** HIM UP KYLE!

 

[Metalcrusher]

Don't be sad The Filth Wizard I love the underdog!

I'm still pissed off I got thrown out of the ring by por_please_ya !!!!!

 

[BRAB]

When can I punch ant bear?

 

[pantskyle]

I'de say get a room you two ... but you probably shared one at one point ... so ...

fu** HIM UP KYLE!

Will do.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Remeber kids ... Mano on Mano ... Mum will still be proud no matter who wins lol!

 

[Metalcrusher]

When can I punch ant bear?

You need to present and be active to do that mate.

 

[pantskyle]

Remeber kids ... Mano on Mano ... Mum will still be proud no matter who wins lol!

Doubtful.

 

[The Half Back]

Do I get to captain the dragons now? **** yoh Hatchy1992.

 

[Chipmunk]

That was a fun read! I'll get you next time sausageroll

 

[Tigerturbulance]

AceAndy gives him a jab, but TigerTurbulance shows no reaction.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance nails AceAndy with a lariat.
TigerTurbulance executes a lariat against AceAndy.
TigerTurbulance executes a forearm to the back against AceAndy.
TigerTurbulance goes for a vertical suplex, but AceAndy slides down his back.
AceAndy uses a jab on TigerTurbulance.
AceAndy executes a punch against TigerTurbulance.
AceAndy attempts a Russian legsweep, but TigerTurbulance counters it with
an elbowsmash.
TigerTurbulance takes AceAndy down with a vertical suplex.
TigerTurbulance executes a forearm to the back against AceAndy.
TigerTurbulance punches AceAndy.
AceAndy hits TigerTurbulance.
There are lots of chants for AceAndy.
AceAndy punches TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance chops AceAndy.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits AceAndy with a shoulderblock.
TigerTurbulance whips AceAndy into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against AceAndy.
TigerTurbulance executes a release German suplex against AceAndy.
The crowd is vociferously booing TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance whips AceAndy into the ropes, but AceAndy reverses it.
TigerTurbulance hits AceAndy with a kick.
TigerTurbulance executes the Furie-5 on AceAndy.
TigerTurbulance whips AceAndy into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits AceAndy with a shoulderblock.
TigerTurbulance nails AceAndy with a release German suplex.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance takes AceAndy down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
TigerTurbulance tries a vertical suplex, but AceAndy counters it with
a small package.
AceAndy climbs to the top turnbuckle, but TigerTurbulance nails him
in the stomach.
AceAndy falls onto the top turnbuckle.
AceAndy falls back into the ring.
TigerTurbulance tries to put AceAndy in the Hot Seat.
TigerTurbulance stuffs AceAndy in the Hot Seat.
TigerTurbulance locks in the straps.


The winner is Tigerturbulance. Time of match: 0:10:05


Looks like Ace won't be squibbing out of this appearance!

never in doupt

 

[Chipmunk]

TigerTurbulance tries a vertical suplex, but AceAndy counters it with
a small package.
AceAndy climbs to the top turnbuckle, but TigerTurbulance nails him
in the stomach.
AceAndy falls onto the top turnbuckle.
AceAndy falls back into the ring.
TigerTurbulance tries to put AceAndy in the Hot Seat.
TigerTurbulance stuffs AceAndy in the Hot Seat.
TigerTurbulance locks in the straps.

What kind of Fifty Shades **** are you pulling Tigerturbulance ?

 

[Hatchy1992]

Do I get to captain the dragons now? fu** yoh Hatchy1992.

You wanna take this outside bruh?

 

[The Half Back]

You wanna take this outside bruh?

You lost champ, at least take the beating like a man.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

OH GOOD GOD, THIS MADE IT TO ROUND 2!

And boy do we have some HUGE matchups coming this week!

5, count 'em, FIVE of the BIGGEST clashes in SFAEW history are going down on Saturday!



First up, the one everyone already knew was happening...






It's The Filth Wizard vs pantskyle in a No Disqualification match...

FOR THE SFAEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

It's brother vs brother, Royal vs Demon, all for the right to become the first champion of a simulated wrestling league based on a simulated football league.

The stakes have never been lower!






Second up, we've got...









The Half Back vs The Jesus in a ladder match!

The winners of the first ever SFAEW match, and the first ever SFAEW Batlle Royale, Halfie and Jesus feel like the best fit for SFAEWs' first ever ladder match.

And that's not all, the winner of this match get a future championship shot against the champion(s) of their choosing! Just tell me the belt(s) and round you want to cash in at!

Will we see tag champ Half Back or World champ Jesus or vice versa as a result of this contest? Who knows!







Third on the agenda...







It's Wosh & fitzroybowiedog vs Tony Lynn 15 & TheCoach16!

Wosh and FBD were impressive in the Battle Royale last week, so why not give them a match against last week's main event's losers?

Also the winners go on to be one of the teams facing Ant Bear and BRAB in the inaugural SFAEW World Tag Team Championship match in Round 4!






Fourthly...








haydo vs Mister M!

Unlucky in the Battle Royale, these posters are passionate about their wrestling, so why not give them a high profile exhibition match?







And finally...

















Myself vs serial_thrilla in SFAEW's first ever Steel Cage Match!

After selling his soul to the devil when he betrayed all common sense and aligned with Pugsley, serial_thrilla faces the man he betrayed (i.e. et moi) in an environment designed to keep out any interferance.

Also Pugs is banned from ringside, just to make it infinitely fairer than the match we had last week!





FINAL MATCH CARD ORDER FOR ROUND 2:



The Half Back vs The Jesus - Ladder Match
Roys FFC (Wosh & FBD) vs Tony Lynn 15 & TheCoach16
Phenomenal V1 vs serial_thrilla - Steel Cage Match
haydo vs Mister M
The Filth Wizard vs pantskyle - No Disqualification - SFAEW World Championship​

 

[PMBangers]

A sad attempt to follow up what was an exceptional Round 1, Filth v Pants is the only match up that invokes any sort of excitement

SFAEW needs to raid the Sweet Wrestling Federation for some talent obviously

 

[PMBangers]

A sad attempt to follow up what was an exceptional Round 1, Filth v Pants is the only match up that invokes any sort of excitement

SFAEW needs to raid the Sweet Wrestling Federation for some talent obviously

That felt too harsh, I'm excited to see The Jesus in a match he can't sneak attack with ease

 

[Chipmunk]

A sad attempt to follow up what was an exceptional Round 1, Filth v Pants is the only match up that invokes any sort of excitement

SFAEW needs to raid the Sweet Wrestling Federation for some talent obviously

Are you saying S30 v S29 rookies mass brawl? Or you v all the other S30 rookies?

Because that's what I'm hearing.

 

[PMBangers]

Are you saying S30 v S29 rookies mass brawl? Or you v all the other S30 rookies?

Because that's what I'm hearing.

Right, the rookie class that collectively only just beat me in the beez? I want to have a challenge at the very least

 

[Chipmunk]

Right, the rookie class that collectively only just beat me in the beez? I want to have a challenge at the very least