News Port Adelaide announces co-captains - Ollie Wines and Tom Jonas

[MitchIn3D]

"The club's board had no hesitation in ratifying the recommendation from all our key internal stakeholders," Mr Koch said.

Who gives a flying **** about the external stakeholders who are the reason that this club ****ing exists.

KKK can GTFO.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Going to be crowded at the Showdown coin tosses.

It's also going to be crowded in the "sack literally everyone at the club including the captains" at about round 6.

 

[chachi11]

Nope. Absolute ******* disgrace. 1 captain and 2 vice-captains would achieve exactly the same thing without shitting on a club tradition.

Exactly.
This has Kens fingerprints all over it.

 

[Doctor Feel]

"The club's board had no hesitation in ratifying the recommendation from all our key internal stakeholders," Mr Koch said.

Who gives a flying **** about the external stakeholders who are the reason that this club ******* exists.

KKK can GTFO.

There he goes again. Lording it. This campaigner can **** off from our club. He's literally just saying "Yeah we heard the members but **** them."

He's also a ****ing liar, some board members we're clearly stewing over it.

 

[rumoursofwinter]

That was better than I expected.

A three man leadership replacing a seven man leadership group.

Boak, Rocky, Ebert and Dixon gone.

The problem is that we haven't developed someone with enough leadership to be captain.

Meh. I don't like co-captains but i'm okay as long a no one is no. 1.

I'm taking it as co captain is no captain.

Hopefully a real captain (and coach) stands up soon.

 

[Capital Power]

Our 150th membership video wil be a corporate video saying "Welcome to Port Adelaide, tradition when we feel it'll sell merch"

I'm only buying a co-membership next year. At least it should be a little cheaper if I have to share my pen.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

"....custodians of the club...."

It's not your plaything you ****ing blow ins. It's our ****ing club and it will be when Koch ****'s off to sunset, Hinkley ****'s off to a deck chair in the middle east and Keith ****'s off to wherever.

****ing shits me these campaigners doing shit on a whim because it suits their agenda..

 

[Far Kern]

What a pack of flogs. You couldn’t possibly be more out of touch with your roots and your core support.

 

[Magus]

If we don't win the flag this season then that's a fail and the board must go.

I don't care if we lose the grand final by 1 point after the siren in extra time via a dodgy free kick. It's a fail.

Carn. I don't think anyone tips us to make a GF even with one captain.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Why so glum guys, you look like you just shot bambie.

 

[Shane_Mag]

Very disappointing.

 

[RossFC]

Carn. I don't think anyone tips us to make a GF even with one captain.

The only thing that would justify this move is winning the flag. I'm not going to be happy with co-captains and a 8th or 9th placed finish.

 

[Road Scholar]

"....custodians of the club...."

It's not your plaything you ****ing blow ins. It's our ****ing club and it will be when Koch ****'s off to sunset, Hinkley ****'s off to a deck chair in the middle east and Keith ****'s off to wherever.

****ing shits me these campaigners doing shit on a whim because it suits their agenda..

I am getting uncomfortable with wherever it is you are going with this, Dingler.

PS: You know I love you.

 

[Black 18]

hahahahahhahahhah

Now I've seen it all.

What a bunch of soft, dithering muppets we have down there.

Feelings must not be hurt. There can be no trigger events and we shall exist to spin and say nice things about each other and pretend we're relevant in atleast community endeavours.

2 Captains and 1 V/C - hahahahahahahah

What have we become.

 

[HighBudget]

I like to think that this is how the conversation went when discussing whether we should have co captains or not

David Koch is Arsenio hall and Keith Thomas is Eddie Murphy

 

[Doctor Feel]

How is Wines taking his sling off just for the announcement before popping it back on.

Own your ****up, it's no wonder you didn't get the number 1.

 

[Janus]

Since I don’t recognise co-captains, does that mean Hartlett is the captain? Sweet.

 

[RossFC]

Since I don’t recognise co-captains, does that mean Hartlett is the captain? Sweet.

We don't have a captain, period. The No.1 jumper is vacant.

I think it will be at SANFL level too. We'll have some rubbish "leadership player" role given to Cam Sutcliffe.

 

[Premiers04]

Co coaches would dramatically increase our chance of success a lot more than 2 captains would.

Look forward to seeing Schoey announced as co coach in the coming weeks.

2 captains in a 3 man leadership group is a big **** you to our history and disrespectful to the past players and members that actually give a **** about the club, not just here for a paycheck and the lifestyle like this current mob.

Hamish is captain by default, 2 captains cancel each other out on account of being a piss weak decision, congrats Hammer!!!

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[Doctor Feel]

Since I don’t recognise co-captains, does that mean Hartlett is the captain? Sweet.

lol this made me think of this

 

[Janus]

We don't have a captain, period. The No.1 jumper is vacant.

I think it will be at SANFL level too. We'll have some rubbish "leadership player" role given to Cam Sutcliffe.

I want the No 1 reserved for the solitary premiership captain.

 

[Duck Farmer]

"Tradition is important to us, but winning games of football is more important".

Crows 625 AFL games for 337 wins (53.92%)
Power 485 AFL games for 248 wins (51.13%)

Are we really sure we want to go there?

 

[Kiss from a Rozee]

Last time we won a premiership our captain was wearing the number 16.

Do you see where I’m going with this...

 

[JUSTWORK]

Who did we have to have two captains and a VC ?

Why not a captain, VC and Deputy VC.

This is destroying and great tradition for the sake of it and deliberately going against what the vast majority of members wanted. It’s a rediculous decision that only serves destroying another PAFC tradition, in what is becoming to look like a deliberate attempt to remove all our great Port Adelaide elements and become just a franchise, “the power”

The decision to announce this on Fos’ birthday is just the icing on top. It’s incredibly disrespectful to a PAFC legend, which can’t be a coincidence.

 

[JUSTWORK]

Last time we won a premiership our captain was wearing the number 16.

Do you see where I’m going with this...

The captain, Matthew Primus, was wearing 1.

The acting captain, Warren Tredrea, was wearing 16.