Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 28

[TeeKray]

Razor Ray is fantastic. Has a sky high opinion of himself but somehow still manages to come across as an everyman. Much more relatable than the vast majority of AFL personalities.

 

[Steve Dore]

Razor Ray is fantastic. Has a sky high opinion of himself but somehow still manages to come across as an everyman. Much more relatable than the vast majority of AFL personalities.

The issue I have with Razor Ray is that AFL umpires shouldn't be "personalities".

 

[JimmyBC]

Razor Ray is fantastic. Has a sky high opinion of himself but somehow still manages to come across as an everyman. Much more relatable than the vast majority of AFL personalities.

Jeezus lol

 

[Duck Farmer]

Lol this basically means we dont hear from him for a few weeks because hes hidden away somewhere no one cares about.

He'll be on badminton and synchronised swimming duty.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Razor Ray is fantastic. Has a sky high opinion of himself but somehow still manages to come across as an everyman. Much more relatable than the vast majority of AFL personalities.

 

[240volt]

Ray Chamberlain in the commentary team would be an improvement and it's hard to see why anyone would think it isn't.

Greta Thunberg would be an improvement on the Friday night line up.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Greta Thunberg would be an improvement on the Friday night line up.

Solid commentary experience already:

 

[Alyx]

The annual flood of 'aw, yeah, nah, why didn't you'se dogs git Cold Chisel or AC/DC' comments has begun with the announcement that Katy Perry will perform at the AFL Grand Final.

 

[Grave Danger]

The annual flood of 'aw, yeah, nah, why didn't you'se dogs git Cold Chisel or AC/DC' comments has begun with the announcement that Katy Perry will perform at the AFL Grand Final.

I'd like it to be Psychedelic pr0n Crumpets, but that's just me.

 

[Steve Dore]

The annual flood of 'aw, yeah, nah, why didn't you'se dogs git Cold Chisel or AC/DC' comments has begun with the announcement that Katy Perry will perform at the AFL Grand Final.

I genuinely feel sorry for all those people who only attend the AFL Grand Final for the half time entertainment.

 

[68vette]

I'd like it to be Psychedelic pr0n Crumpets, but that's just me.

I'd go for GWAR or Lordi.

 

[bomberclifford]

I'd like it to be Psychedelic pr0n Crumpets, but that's just me.

Amyl & The Sniffers would be a good get.

 

[simba_]

they should have Darkthrone

 

[Schulzenfest]

Were Anal campaigner busy?

 

[Duck Farmer]

Brian Jonestown Massacre

 

[Us against the rest]

I genuinely feel sorry for all those people who only attend the AFL Grand Final for the half time entertainment.

Sounds like Port Happy Clappers.

 

[b0ydman Jr]

AFL should've gone for eurovision competitors. Windows95 man, that ireland witch lady, Kaarija, etc.

 

[240volt]

The annual flood of 'aw, yeah, nah, why didn't you'se dogs git Cold Chisel or AC/DC' comments has begun with the announcement that Katy Perry will perform at the AFL Grand Final.

I’m sure everyone wants to see Angus in his school uniform.

 

[240volt]

AFL should've gone for eurovision competitors. Windows95 man, that ireland witch lady, Kaarija, etc.

And the one that won a couple years back, the guy in a dress with a black beard.

 

[Stryke]

Razor Ray is fantastic. Has a sky high opinion of himself but somehow still manages to come across as an everyman. Much more relatable than the vast majority of AFL personalities.

Razor is hilarious. Used to hate him until I saw a few interviews with him. He is very self aware. Would be a good commentator I reckon. I mean currently we have to listen to the likes of Shaun 'Squeaky' Burgoyne and Joel 'chronic CTE' Selwood.

 

[b0ydman Jr]

And the one that won a couple years back, the guy in a dress with a black beard.

conchita? if we're going that far back then getting Eleni is non-negotiable

 

[Grave Danger]

And the one that won a couple years back, the guy in a dress with a black beard.

That would be too controversial - Israeli wasn't he/she/they/it?

 

[Steve Dore]

That would be too controversial - Israeli wasn't he/she/they/it?

Conchita Wurst was Austrian.

I hate myself for knowing that

 

[JimmyBC]

Meatloaf was so bad it was good, there's nothing like a trainwreck unfolding on stage.

 

[Grave Danger]

Meatloaf was so bad it was good, there's nothing like a trainwreck unfolding on stage.

Hence the duck farmer's suggestion.