RubbaDuck
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- Mar 6, 2022
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Long rant incoming...
You know what I'm sick of seeing on my Twitter and Instagrams? Endless content of players from every team except the Swans.
I say we get rid of our media department completely. Take the money used towards our media resources and put it towards something we'll actually use. Maybe one of the many community or corporate initiatives the club loves promoting, more than their actual players.
In the past week, our media team have found time to flog the following off-field initiatives: a Valentine's Day membership offer, a competition offering SCG box seats, the upcoming guernsey presentation, the new state of the art headquarters, teaming up with an NFL team for Pride, flogging NFL merchandise for the Superbowl, behind-the-scenes of the headquarters unveiling, different kinds of membership packages on offer, and Redbacks members' exclusive tour of the new headquarters.
All of the above I would have zero problem with, if it weren't for the fact that when it comes to content of our actual team and our actual pre-season? One post of training, and it's a retired player (JPK) watching from the sidelines. This after five weeks of pre-season with only one 12-photo training gallery to show for it. Some players, like Sheather and Melican, haven't featured on the Swans Instagram in over a year. A first-round pick with a red hot chance at playing senior footy this year in Sheldrick hasn't featured on the Swans' socials since March of last year (when he didn't even get a debut interview of any sort). And spare a thought for the families of, say, young Cooper Vickery or Jaiden Magor, who have nothing by way of photographic evidence of their sons' first pre-seasons.
If you think we're not the only club with such shoddy coverage of our team, all I can say is I suggest you take a look at what all the other clubs are doing. Our crosstown rivals GWS got a draftee who hasn't even played a game yet on The Project and other national broadcasts by simply showing enough interest in him to find out he drinks milk instead of water. Here in Perth I am frankly sick and tired of their clubs' detailed reports from their match sims constantly popping up on my social media. But I can't even begrudge it - this is THE time of the year to be building excitement around your club, and they're all doing their job perfectly.
Meanwhile ours have given us so little to be excited about. Fans can only conjure up so much excitement amongst themselves before actual content is needed to do the job. It's made what should be an exciting, eager time of the year filled with hope and optimism feel like a boring, dragging slog towards games. I now want the season to start already not because I'm impossibly excited about our team and our players like I usually am, but because I'm just plain bored and need something to happen with this club.
Considering we're one of the most poorly-covered teams in the competition as it is, it's incredibly disappointing that this issue is being compounded by our own media team.
Sorry for the rant. Wish I had no reason to.
I empathise completely. Here's a quality Swans related article you might have missed. It's a bit more player focused.....It's like they read my rant and just decided to twist the knife in even deeper.
Sydney Swans fan partners with Miele
RubbaDuck, a Sydney Swans fan, is proud to announce he has partnered with Miele as his official coffee machine provider to keep him awake while he searches fruitlessly for any mention of the Swans in the media.Miele have been welcomed into the Sydney Swans fan's family in his kitchen, forming an integral part of his Kitchen/Dining Area with the installation of their Miele CVA7440 Built-In Bean to Cup coffee machine (ex-Demo model)
RubbaDuck's kitchen allows for the Sydney Swans fan and his family to enjoying making their own coffee using Miele's world class machinery - helping to create a 'campfire experience' and providing a pure sense of family.
RubbaDuck says:
"The kitchen is epic. Every morning we come in as a family and it has brought a real sense of family for us. It's a bit different to what we have had in the past, these new facilities have been amazing, and to use them so frequently and easily has been incredible.
"It's been a real benefactor for us this pre-season, and not just within the family but among our friends too, and even staff, such as the gardner who comes in for a couple of hours each week, which has been great.
"I use caffeinated beans for my morning brew then switch to decaf beans in the afternoon. Coffee keeps me going while I'm searching for Swans news. When I set fire to the kitchen bench it creates a campfire experience in the kitchen for my whole family. I like to hum the Swans theme song under my breath while the beans are grinding."
Miele is incredibly proud to take huge chunk of change from a Sydney Swans fan and be part of their amazing new kitchen at their house, which we believe aligns perfectly with the cultural change that they're looking to drive in this amazing family.
Miele is excited to see and hear the part that a great cup of coffee plays in bringing people together. Coffee in Australia is driven by community - it happens in suburbs, cafes, and it should happen in Rubba's kitchen. Bringing everyone in RubbaDuck's family together, and not just Rubba.
RubbaDuck says:
If James Rowbottom, Heeney or Fox want to drop around for a coffee they're welcome, as is Horse, the rest of the coaching staff and all the Swans players, but not all at once. Our kitchen's not that big and who's going to pay for all the coffee beans? But yeah, by themselves or in small groups all Swans players are welcome to drop in for a coffee, except Ladhams who's an angry c&nt. I enjoy a peaceful morning. I don't need Schizoid Pete using my wife as a punching bag or brutally flattening my kids at breakfast.