Official Match Thread Preliminary Final: Baghdad Bombers vs Fighting Furies at Abdu Prison

[Equus]

Please do.

Why Mr Fister?

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Why Mr Fister?

For funzies?

 

[okeydoke7]

Ok then. I'm sure the Bombers will have a win in Round 1 for you.

He said "the following week" not just game 151 you stupid Mexican. But it is good to hear there will be no premiership hangover when he wins in game 151 the following week AND in round 1 next season.

 

[Filthy Sanchez]

He said "the following week" not just game 151 you stupid Mexican. But

That's racist.

 

[okeydoke7]

That's racist.

Incorrect. In fact your comment is more racist than mine. If I was racist, I would have had the intent to discriminate between races. You portray yourself as a KFC loving Mexican. I merely pointed out that, due to your reply, you were stupid. Hence, a stupid Mexican. Both factual in the realms of this game thread. I did not infer that Mexicans were in any way inferior. I did infer that you were inferior. You calling my remark racist is the only comment with the intent to actually divide the races.

 

[HARPSichord]

He's not wrong. Stupid Mexican.

 

[beez]

For funzies?

I reckon I'll get our property steward to put stink bombs in the Furies' locker room, for funzies. It'll rid the place of the smell of fear and failure.

 

[hougie]

Getting between the Fighting Furies and a premiership is a pretty futile exercise. But yeah, good luck Bombers.

 

[Gee Dub]

Getting between the Fighting Furies and a premiership is a pretty futile exercise. But yeah, good luck Bombers.

How has that theory been going for you lately?

 

[Quivorir]

Give me an F!
Give me a U!
Give me an R!
Give me an I!
Give me an E!
Give me an S!

GOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo Furies!

 

[beez]

How has that theory been going for you lately?

This is where the Furies' blind optimism comes into play again.

 

[tigland]

I reckon I'll get our property steward to put stink bombs in the Furies' locker room, for funzies. It'll rid the place of the smell of fear and failure.

Were only in the locker room once a season. The failure is from the 6 other teams that occupy the area.

 

[okeydoke7]

OKEYJOKE ENTERPRISES - Breaking News​

Ahead of the preliminary final against the Furies, Okeydoke7 has a look at what is making news​

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Eagleoz83 IN DOUBT​

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OkeyJoke medallist Eagleoz83 is in doubt for this week's preliminary final clash against the Bombers. The premium midfielder, coming off his best season on-field, apparently injured himself at the medal count. The former Gumby is understood to have celebrated with close friends. He left the Baghdad meeting room to board a plane home, before coming across the Flogcutters (minus Filthy Sanchez) at the airport. He stopped by the bar and got caught up with his position in this elitist group. Tequila was his drink of choice. He was not seen for 24 hours.​

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He surfaced in Alberton, possibly in a lounge room of a current Swamprats player. Fighting an almighty hangover, Eagleoz needed a cure. Swamprat MannumPower recommended a few drinks would perk him back up. He headed over to the Swamprats training centre where he began drinking with the entire squad of the Swamprats. In an effort to "keep up" Eagleoz bit off more than he could chew. He was quoted by one insider as saying "I have lost my shit. I have literally lost my shit."​

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In a drunk effort to get into physical shape before the preliminary final, Eagleoz attempted to use some of the Swamprats training gear. In a tragic accident, some of the equipment collapsed onto Eagleoz' knee, and he is now in rehab. A swamprats spokesman confirmed that all finances had so far been invested in liquor, and the training equipment had not yet been properly installed.​

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Even if Eagleoz is declared fit to play, he may face discipline from the Furies leadership group. But given the failure of their captain to even name a team correctly, that is doubtful. Which leads me to my next story...​

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FILTHY SANCHEZ EXPOSED - HOW HE LIED TO THE SFA​

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Filthy Sanchez. In the upper echelon of posters within the SFA. Respected by many. And in just his second season, he has risen the ranks impressively. He has done this, because he is smart. He knows how to forge a reputation. He knows how to get maximum appreciation for his contributions, in such a way that the perception of his contributions far outweigh what he actually contributes.​

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How? The answer lies in his image. From his username, to his display picture. His constant reference to himself as a KFC fiend. An addict almost. A Mexican. Possibly a pr0n star. Filthy Sanchez comes across as having a "likeable" persona. Who doesn't enjoy the greatness of nachos, tacos, enchiladas, fajitas, burritos, salsa...Fried chicken, nuggets, zingers, wicker wings and secret herbs and spices. He related himself to everything in this world worth living for. But I digress.​

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My FlogCutter investigations exposed some of the contradictions amongst this forum, but everybody knew that. My investigations lead me much further. I found Filthy Sanchez.​

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Filthy Sanchez is a liar. There is no mexican heritage. His KFC love however, is accurate. Filthy Sanchez is a 23 year old KFC employee. He has worked at KFC since dropping out of school aged 17. He has recently been upgraded to "assistant manager" and is on the admirable pay rate of $13.20 an hour. Mr. Sanchez lives at home, and recently saved up to buy a car. The car cannot be driven, and the engine encountered some issues the next week. This happened just before the beginning of S15, and could explain the frustration that we have seen from Filthy this season. By all accounts, he was much more effective late last season, when he was truly happy with his life.​

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And so, the SFA needs to abolish there perception of Filthy Sanchez. No longer should he be seen as a respected, relatively coherent, possibly even smart contributor. No longer can he be seen as the fun loving mexican, likely to bring the good times to the SFA in the form of a "fiesta." The KFC link should remain. But every time Filthy Sanchez posts, remember... He is a fraud.​

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MISSING​

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We now return to serious news with a tragic plea. Equss' decent bantering form is missing, last seen in season 14. If anybody has seen this form, could they please report it to BILC. International charges may apply.​

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[captain blood 17]

Okey, Sanchez is a god amongst men. Only a fool does not recognize this fact. Apologize now while you have the chance, otherwise he is gonna smash you like a Corona and nachos plate like he does for breakfast every day.
Seriously, he's the best international player the league has ever seen.

 

[captain blood 17]

This is where the Furies' blind optimism comes into play again.

Yep, because every team with this attitude has gone well against us so far this season. It's called form, and we own it.

 

[captain blood 17]

He said "the following week" not just game 151 you stupid Mexican. But it is good to hear there will be no premiership hangover when he wins in game 151 the following week AND in round 1 next season.

Report button, report button!

 

[okeydoke7]

Report button, report button!

Can we report triple posts? ^

Your location suggests you are in Peter Slipper's cupboard.

Lucky you weren't in Craig Thompson's, or you would've been found this week.

 

[captain blood 17]

Can we report triple posts? ^

Your location suggests you are in Peter Slipper's cupboard.

Lucky you weren't in Craig Thompson's, or you would've been found this week.

EFA, but, in Craig's defence, there really wasn't any room left in the cupboard, what with all the hookers, drugs and fat union officials. In Peters cupboard, there's only a few skeletons hanging about.

 

[Shadow Man]

Geez a tough call to have to make Cap'n blood!

 

[EagleOz]

Can't a man have a quiet drink in peace these days? I feel like I'm a Hollywood movie star with the amount of paparazzi that now follow me.
I swear someone drugged my drinks, normally I can handle my piss. Crazy night.
Luckily my awesome partner the lovely Kaley C dragged me out of there before I did anything I wouldn't remember.
All this rubbish that I injured my self is just crap! I'm all good and the bombers should be scared. I'm all ready to go this Monday night.

 

[Filthy Sanchez]

Incorrect. In fact your comment is more racist than mine. If I was racist, I would have had the intent to discriminate between races. You portray yourself as a KFC loving Mexican. I merely pointed out that, due to your reply, you were stupid. Hence, a stupid Mexican. Both factual in the realms of this game thread. I did not infer that Mexicans were in any way inferior. I did infer that you were inferior. You calling my remark racist is the only comment with the intent to actually divide the races.

Hmm perhaps I needed a gift to display the irony in my post. Anyway thanks for the spiel.

 

[Gee Dub]

Hmm perhaps I needed a gift to display the irony in my post. Anyway thanks for the spiel.

Gifts won't make us go easier on you on Monday Filthy. Shame on you for setting such a weak example to the rest of your players.

 

[Nuffers]

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Filthy Sanchez is a liar. There is no mexican heritage. His KFC love however, is accurate. Filthy Sanchez is a 23 year old KFC employee. He has worked at KFC since dropping out of school aged 17. He has recently been upgraded to "assistant manager" and is on the admirable pay rate of $13.20 an hour. Mr. Sanchez lives at home, and recently saved up to buy a car. The car cannot be driven, and the engine encountered some issues the next week. This happened just before the beginning of S15, and could explain the frustration that we have seen from Filthy this season. By all accounts, he was much more effective late last season, when he was truly happy with his life.​

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What a total load of bollocks.......... This is nothing more than a scurrilous slur on the big Chez. Come Monday night you had better pray that you are not in the same area of play as the Mad Mexican...

Chez is proud of his Latino heritage..... Just as you Okey, display your rantallion with honour and wave it about rather than hide it in shame.

 

[beez]

Chez is proud of his Latino heritage..... Just as you Okey, display your rantallion with honour and wave it about rather than hide it in shame.

Hey hey, you've crossed the line buddy, there is no need for this libelous claim. We were planning on not embarrassing you guys this week, but given your above statement, nothing less than a pulling down of your pants is in order. I hope you have adequate cover for your chode

 

[Nuffers]

Hey hey, you've crossed the line buddy, there is no need for this libelous claim. We were planning on not embarrassing you guys this week, but given your above statement, nothing less than a pulling down of your pants is in order. I hope you have adequate cover for your chode

Says the phytophiliac....

I'm proud of my chode!! With a good back wind and some decent waves I can hang ten.......