Official Match Thread Preliminary Final: Baghdad Bombers vs Fighting Furies at Abdu Prison

[tigland]

Hey hey, you've crossed the line buddy, there is no need for this libelous claim. We were planning on not embarrassing you guys this week, but given your above statement, nothing less than a pulling down of your pants is in order. I hope you have adequate cover for your chode

kiss me katut

 

[captain blood 17]

Congrats to Shadow Man and doggiesin08 for the upcoming opportunity to celebrate their 150th with a prelim final win

Well they will be celebrating their personal milestone, but, they won't win the game.

 

[fumbler]

Ohh you is sure.

Sure to be Edwards.

 

[Filthy Sanchez]

The Furious Official Finals Furies Team Sheet

B: slimdusty4 -@hougie - @tugga
HB: BILC - @flaps - mcuzzy
C: TheCuzEffect - FIlthy Sanchez - captain blood 17
HF: Cutty - Equus - @deanbigfooty
FF: rfctigerarmy - fightingfury_88 - Nuffers
R: tigland - EagleOz83 - Grockadoc
INT: Cotch 9| TD27

Changes:

BILC C > HB
Grocadoc HB > RO
Filthy Sanchez RO > C

how do you like them apples loopy_cam?

 

[captain blood 17]

That team looks fast, furious, strong and talented.

 

[Cutty]

Furies can go all the way!​

Opinion by PurrFeline Wilson

Its seems a long time since the Furies last mounted a serious challenge at the business end of the season. The club appeared to be in a serious slump and headed into season 15 with only modest hopes of making an impact on the SFA.

Usually stabilty provides the perfect environment to focus on the task at hand, however this appeared to be having the opposite effect on the Furies. Stability had bred complacency and stagnation with Furies players focussing on where their next Zinger burger was coming from or which cheerleader was on rotation at training the following week moreso than achieving on the fantasy field.

Furies players fightingfury_88 and Cutty demonstrating a lack of intensity in the prematch warm up vs the Dragons in Rd 3

When then Furies captain Equus made the astounding announcement that he was stepping back from his leadership role mid-season for reasons of a personal nature, plenty tipped the Furies would sink further into the mire and challenge the Gumbies for the Spoonership. The successful successive successions of first BILC and then Filthy Sanchez have however energised the playing group, providing hereto unseen vim and vigour.

Furies ruckman tigland, playing like a boss

The Furies resurgence has been both dramatic and arousing, the official team named for the upcoming preliminary final is essentially pure sex personified, talent bursting from every orifice and dazzling shiny movie star teeth. If the Furies can overcome loopy cam this week there is little doubt in this observers mind that with the talent and skills at their disposal, the Fighting Furies are a genuine shot at taking out the S15 premiership.

My Prelim Predicktion - Furies by 12 points


Official Furies preliminary final team

B: slimdusty4 -@hougie - @tugga
HB: @BILC - @flaps - mcuzzy
C: TheCuzEffect - Grockadoc - captain blood 17
HF: Cutty - Equus - @deanbigfooty
FF: rfctigerarmy - fightingfury_88 - Nuffers
R: tigland - EagleOz83 - Filthy Sanchez
INT: Cotch 9| TD27

Changes:

BILC C > HB
Grocadoc HB > RO
Filthy Sanchez RO > C

 

[okeydoke7]

The Furious Official Finals Furies Team Sheet

B: slimdusty4 -@hougie - @tugga
HB: BILC - @flaps - mcuzzy
C: TheCuzEffect - Grockadoc - captain blood 17
HF: Cutty - Equus - @deanbigfooty
FF: rfctigerarmy - fightingfury_88 - Nuffers
R: tigland - EagleOz83 - Filthy Sanchez
INT: Cotch 9| TD27

Changes:

BILC C > HB
Grocadoc HB > RO
Filthy Sanchez RO > C

how do you like them apples loopy_cam?

Did you mean to swap yourself into the centre and Grockadoc into rover or was that just a mistake?

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Did you mean to swap yourself into the centre and Grockadoc into rover or was that just a mistake?

He just doesn't want the responsibility of playing on me, he saw my grand final last year..

 

[beez]

kiss me katut

I'd better not, you need to keep your eyes on the game. We don't want you to lose concentration and go all Justin Koschitzke on us. On second thoughts, pucker up!

 

[Andonis1997]

*starts beatboxing poorly for no reason*
My name is Andonis...
It don't rhyme with orange...
I like trains
And also love a door hinge... crap.

Good luck...Bombers.
Have a grand time

Good luck Fuzzies.
Hope that your bubble doesn't burst on you, ya kn0b$

 

[okeydoke7]

*starts beatboxing poorly for no reason*
My name is Andonis...
It don't rhyme with orange...
I like trains
And also love a door hinge... crap.

Good luck...Bombers.
Have a grand time

Good luck Fuzzies.
Hope that your bubble doesn't burst on you, ya kn0b$

That blew me away...

 

[beez]

That blew me away...

Bit like how the Furies will feel on Monday. Could be either their awe at our on-field performance, or them on their team bus after I get fumbler (you can be our martyr, we don't need you next season ) to walk onto it strapped with explosives. Don't forget the ball bearings for extra effect.

 

[Shadow Man]

or the basic lead sinkers will do it.

 

[Andonis1997]

Bit like how the Furies will feel on Monday. Could be either their awe at our on-field performance, or them on their team bus after I get fumbler (you can be our martyr, we don't need you next season ) to walk onto it strapped with explosives. Don't forget the ball bearings for extra effect.

Kaboom?

 

[captain blood 17]

*starts beatboxing poorly for no reason*
My name is Andonis...
It don't rhyme with orange...
I like trains
And also love a door hinge... crap.

Good luck...Bombers.
Have a grand time

Good luck Fuzzies.
Hope that your bubble doesn't burst on you, ya kn0b$

Seriously, you just blew Will Smith off the map with that rap yo dawg.

 

[fumbler]

Bit like how the Furies will feel on Monday. Could be either their awe at our on-field performance, or them on their team bus after I get fumbler (you can be our martyr, we don't need you next season ) to walk onto it strapped with explosives. Don't forget the ball bearings for extra effect.

I'd do it for the LULZ.

 

[Shadow Man]

Harsh but funny Fumbler and you are Tiger man!!

 

[fumbler]

Harsh but funny Fumbler and you are Tiger man!!

We are not immuned to our own stupidity...............sorry copied that of Eddie.

 

[captain blood 17]

I'd do it for the LULZ.

If it wasn't for the historical accuracy, i'd be outraged by this.

 

[rfctigerarmy]

History is only relevant when we're talking about how many Premierships the Furies have won.

 

[Andonis1997]

That's the past rfcta.
This is the present.
Live in it bud.

But I can't talk...I'm livin' in the 70's!

 

[beez]

History is only relevant when we're talking about how many Premierships the Furies have won.

And wooden spoons of course.

 

[beez]

Texting saga causes stir before Prelim
By P Mipants

Perennial rivals and key players in the upcoming Preliminary Final between the Baghdad Bombers and the Fighting Furies, okeydoke7 and Filthy Sanchez, have taken their long standing disdain of each other to another level engaging in lewd, crude and downright disturbing banter via text.

It can be revealed through transcripts received from mobile phone carrier The Sweet Mobile Service, that over 100 texts have been exchanged, starting even before the season commenced. Furies' captain Filthy Sanchez was annoyed at his counterpart's constant barrage on the Sweet FA boards and fired this initial shot.

12:17am FS - "Leave me alone. Why are you being so mean?"

Furies' captain Filthy Sanchez taking pot shots at okeydoke7 at a recent Bombers' match.

okeydoke7 was caught on camera in the Bombers' change rooms showing this text to fellow team mates who were all seen laughing and snickering at Filthy Sanchez's apparent whining. It is believed that other clubs have seen this text message after Bombers' players Gee Dub and saintkildaman forwarded it to their entire contact list.

The Furies' captain again let loose after his side's 7 pt win in the first meeting between the two clubs this season.

8:36pm FS - "Suck shit okeyjoke. You're a joke. Your club is a joke"

Whilst many more texts - some too explicit to publish - were exchanged over the course of the season, things really started to heat up when okeydoke7 questioned Filthy Sanchez's involvement with the group known as The Flogcutters. A barrage of texts sent from okeydoke7 over the next week really did fire the rivalry up.

10:12 pm OD - "How do you like dem apples?"
10:14 pm OD - "Gone quiet hey? Nothing to say?"
10:19 pm OD - "Gone crying to your Flogcutter pals hey?"
10:20 pm OD - "Yeah bitch, keep sucking on those chicken pieces, you can use the KFC bucket to catch your tears"

It is believed that Filthy Sanchez, along with leaders at the Fighting Furies, BILC, Equus and captain blood 17, devised a plan to take okeydoke7 down. This involved signing his mobile number up to receive lewd texts from adult services, getting every Furies' player to bombard okeydoke7 with texts at random times during the night and talking to their SFAFBI contacts and getting his phone bugged.

The Furies now have incriminating phone conversations between okeydoke7 and Fatima ElFatima describing the love they have for each other. This could be a major embarrassment for the Bombers with ruckman Shadow Man recently proposing to the SFA Someday Fan of the Year winner.

Fatima ElFatima in a recent shoot after her SFA Someday win. You can see why many of the Bombers players want her.

Upon the Bombers' Second Semi-Final loss to the Wonders on Monday, the war erupted again.

8:48 pm FS - "Chokers, straight sets baby"
8:56 pm OD - "You're the ones that are going to choke on each other dicks, and KFC chicken wings"
8:59pm FS - "Don't want to slip on the popcorn chicken that we leave in your change rooms"
9:12 pm OD - "Lame. Come up with something original. Hack"
9:15 pm FS - "You're the hack. You hack"
9:16 pm OD - "..........."
9:21 pm FS - "Why don't you cry over something else now, you haven't had a cry for a while"
9:24 pm OD - "Shut up. You're a shit captain. Even BILC is better than you"
9:25 pm FS - "At least I stick around when I'm captain"
9:27 pm OD - "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"
9:31 pm FS - "What's the matter okey? Gonna have another cry? Just like you did after you got zero possessions last week?"
9:34 pm OD - "Shut up! I hate you! You are such a flog"
9:35 pm FS - " Hack!"

The release of these transcripts are further embarrassment for the Bombers who haven't been spared the shame of hitting the headlines for all the wrong reasons this season. okeydoke7 released this statement commenting on the transcripts.

"I am the master troll. Anyone with any smarts can see what I'm doing. The Furies should watch out, because come Monday evening, I will be the hero, just like I always am."

More transcripts are set to be released in the coming days with both parties set to consult their lawyers amid fears of backlash from team mates, opposing players, and the SFA Committee.

 

[captain blood 17]

To be fair to Fatima, she has a sweet set of legs on her. She would be far more sexier with a fez though.

 

[captain blood 17]

And I should add Beez, because of you and the texting thing, mum found out what I was doing, and confiscated my phone.
But I was able able to get around that by setting up a hate group on Facebook, and tweeting other stuff about you and Fatima.