Banter RDT 174 - BigCoffee

[Keys]

Just wondering, what's your plan after you've finished going all King Joffrey with heads on spikes etc...

Depends on how effective it is. If they come back within a few days it’s probably not worth it.

If it keeps them away for several weeks then it might be worth doing again

Not sure when we take this one down but can’t imagine we leave it there for longer than a week

Growing my folks had an issue with crows and other birds eating our fish in the pond. The problem went away when we got a chaotic puppy. No bird dared to land in the yard

We’ve got a dog that sort of chases them but they just fly up into a tree or sit on the fence and look down at him in disdain

Do dogs play nice with chooks?

He chases them but unless they run away he just stands next to them and waits for them to move. Doesn’t attack them.

He is only little- Maltese Shih tzu

I'd just like to say for the record I'm team crow and wish them all the success in their war against Keys

As expected

 

[Truckosaurus]

Anybody else's head read this sentence in the voice of the lead singer of the B-52's signing Love Shack?

It wasn't a dead crow

It was a ROCK LOBSTAAAAH

 

[THE A5]

Do dogs play nice with chooks?

Probably not a puppy but if you train it yes. Or get a breed thats used to guard livestock

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Depends on how effective it is. If they come back within a few days it’s probably not worth it.

If it keeps them away for several weeks then it might be worth doing again

Not sure when we take this one down but can’t imagine we leave it there for longer than a week

Can you take it to a taxidermist and get it stuffed?

 

[Biggie]

Keys

I suggest it’s time to invest in a flamethrower to thwart the crow’s advances.

It’s the only way and deep down you already knew this

 

[Dazzler9]

Keys

I suggest it’s time to invest in a flamethrower to thwart the crow’s advances.

It’s the only way and deep down you already knew this

Sounds like someone's had some experience with his daughters and amorous young men.

 

[Mop]

Sounds like someone's had some experience with his daughters and amorous young men.

I was gonna say weren't Biggie's kids like.. 3?

That was 15 years ago...
I remember when he complained about turning 30

 

[MKMatty]

He hasn't responded for a while, maybe they've already gotten to him

We lost a war against Emus, expect anything.

 

[Mop]

We lost a war against Emus, expect anything.

I love that fact - it's one of those things people from overseas think we made up. Like Drop Bears, and Bob Katter

 

[Biggie]

I was gonna say weren't Biggie's kids like.. 3?

That was 15 years ago...
I remember when he complained about turning 30

JESUS

I need a life

 

[Biggie]

Sounds like someone's had some experience with his daughters and amorous young men.

On the contrary

One has been with her bloke for 2 yrs and the other, well

But then there is #3 daughter…

 

[MKMatty]

On the contrary

One has been with her bloke for 2 yrs and the other, well

But then there is #3 daughter…

How old is she? Can I buy her a drink?

 

[DanWCE]

How old is she? Can I buy her a drink?

As long as it's not Coke No Sugar. Or Lift, evidently.

 

[Mop]

On the contrary

One has been with her bloke for 2 yrs and the other, well

But then there is #3 daughter…

Good mix that

 

[Mop]

Lads. I screwed up bad.
Boss bought lunch for everyone for coming into work on days off.We got eggspot.

I accidentally ordered a no egg burger.

What the hell was the point??

 

[Truckosaurus]

And just like that, Truckosaurus' breakfast burger mistake was forgotten by everyone forever.

 

[Mop]

And just like that, Truckosaurus' breakfast burger mistake was forgotten by everyone forever.

ELABORATE, DO NOT MAKE ME SEARCH

 

[kane249]

Lads. I screwed up bad.
Boss bought lunch for everyone for coming into work on days off.We got eggspot.

I accidentally ordered a no egg burger.

What the hell was the point??

Small sample size but their pulled pork burger without the egg is better than the version with it

 

[Dazzler9]

Small sample size but their pulled pork burger without the egg is better than the version with it

Nothing is better without egg.

 

[Bender_]

Nothing is better without egg.

I'd say sharing an enclosed area with me after ingesting some is.

 

[Mop]

I cant remember if I dropped this line in the other RDT.
One of my new(ish) colleagues on a different rotation is a notable former Eagle.

One day I'll get him to sign my shirt.. one day

 

[Chad in Vegas]

I cant remember if I dropped this line in the other RDT.
One of my new(ish) colleagues on a different rotation is a notable former Eagle.

One day I'll get him to sign my shirt.. one day

Is it Ashton Hams? He'd go well with egg.

 

[Mop]

Is it Ashton Hams? He'd go well with egg.

The Ol' Ham and Cheese is typically my go-to Eggsport order, but no, not Ashton Hams, far more notable however

 

[kane249]

Nothing is better without egg.

Sample both of those two burgers sometime and you will see what I mean

 

[Chad in Vegas]

The Ol' Ham and Cheese is typically my go-to Eggsport order, but no, not Ashton Hams, far more notable however

More notable than Ashton Hams hey? that narrows it down. I'll play again: Jaxon Crabb?