Banter RDT CLXVVVII - Lost exclusion zone

[FKASC]

gin cold brew and tonic

 

[Agent93]

Real men don’t whinge about strong coffee’s and they also consume their 10.30 latte’s through their nostrils. Am I right Dan?

Nose beers?

 

[THE A5]

Real men don’t need coffee







Or Therapy

 

[THE A5]

Real men micro dose their coffee

 

[Farang83150]

Real men micro dose their coffee
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Massive hand!

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Real men inject their coffee straight into their eyeballs

 

[Farang83150]

Real men inject their coffee straight into their eyeballs

From the back of their head!

 

[Mr Eagle]

Real men can express their emotions... about coffee.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Coffee is trash. Takes a real man to still order hot chocolates as an adult.

 

[THE A5]

Real men just want milk that taste like real milk

 

[Farang83150]

Gotta admit I still much prefer a good cup of cha, always have some Tetleys in the cupboard (leaf and bags) the other brands can GGF!

 

[DanWCE]

Coffee is trash. Takes a real man to still order hot chocolates as an adult.

For his children?

 

[Farang83150]

Looking fwd to watching...

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[Carbine Chaos]

For his children?

I don't get the marshmallows, to my credit.

 

[Ochre]

I don't get the marshmallows, to my credit.

Thats the best bit

 

[DanWCE]

Thats the best bit

Good luck roasting a hot chocolate over a camp fire

 

[THE A5]

Hot choc for when you crave a sweet treat or you had a coffee but you’re at breaky

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Hot choc for when it’s after dinner and other people are ordering coffee.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I once ordered a hot chocolate with marshmallows and when the barista gave it to me he said they were out of marshmallows because they gave them all to kids. So now I don't get a hot chocolate if it's school holidays.

 

[donpyke92]

I once ordered a hot chocolate with marshmallows and when the barista gave it to me he said they were out of marshmallows because they gave them all to kids. So now I don't get a hot chocolate if it's school holidays.

Real. Love it.
Completely onboard BTW, not being sarcy

 

[Ljp86]

when the barista gave it to me

We don't want to hear about your sex life, mate.

 

[Mr Eagle]

I once ordered a hot chocolate with marshmallows and when the barista gave it to me he said they were out of marshmallows because they gave them all to kids. So now I don't get a hot chocolate if it's school holidays.

Did they offer to dunk some rocky road in there instead?

 

[FKASC]

I worked at a cafe where the little shit kids thought they were entitled to a free marshmallow at the counter. ****ers

 

[Barrybran]

I worked at a cafe where the little s**t kids thought they were entitled to a free marshmallow at the counter. *ers

Did you punch them in the face?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Did they offer to dunk some rocky road in there instead?

This particular cafe charged about $8 for a tiny piece of rocky road so no.