Amateur hour. You want to focus on the big three: Santa, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.
Young bloke just lost his first tooth. I am sad to report that inflation has robbed him from even receiving a coin from the tooth fairy.
But bless that mythical creature for getting my little ones to clean their teeth properly. I've told them they won't get any money unless they are clean for the tooth fairy to collect. I lie to my kids a lot...