Banter RDT CVXXXI - BigTank

[Godfather32]

I played at "St Andrews" in Mauritius, my goodness it was a terrible course in a beautiful place.

El Caballo Blanco's course is interesting in that it's got massive channels of rock irrigation running through every green.

I remember hitting a ball directly down the middle of the fairway on one hole only for it to end up in the middle of the fairway 2 holes further down the hill.
Lost so many balls on that course. The guy I was playing with managed to rebound a ball off one of those rock channels straight through the window of our golf cart.

 

[Bender_]

I remember hitting a ball directly down the middle of the fairway on one hole only for it to end up in the middle of the fairway 2 holes further down the hill.
Lost so many balls on that course. The guy I was playing with managed to rebound a ball off one of those rock channels straight through the window of our golf cart.

Yeah hitting those channels got some serious angles for sure. We were the only group on the course otherwise I'm certain there'd have been an injury elsewhere.

 

[WCE_phil]

^
It's great on a quiet course where you're not being held up and/or not being hit up on. Going at your own relaxed pace really makes it. You'll likely never get this on a weekend but weekdays on some quieter courses - not Wembley, Whaleback or Joondalup - and it's perfect.

I think the best way for me to enjoy golf would be to send all of us to a driving range with as many balls as we like whilst the entire AFL administration have to run back and forward across the line of fire on the range.......

 

[Mop]

I think the best way for me to enjoy golf would be to send all of us to a driving range with as many balls as we like whilst the entire AFL administration have to run back and forward across the line of fire on the range.......

They'd still be safe from ya boy Mop I reckon

 

[squashface]

I think the best way for me to enjoy golf would be to send all of us to a driving range with as many balls as we like whilst the entire AFL administration have to run back and forward across the line of fire on the range.......

Put Nisbett on the green and you might hit a hole in one every time

 

[Bender_]

GPS instructs tourists looking for Manta Rays to drive into ocean

A tourist in Hawaii has taken a wrong turn while looking for a Manta Ray tour after the GPS told her to enter the water.

www.carexpert.com.au

People are ****en ******ed.

 

[Dazzler9]

GPS instructs tourists looking for Manta Rays to drive into ocean

A tourist in Hawaii has taken a wrong turn while looking for a Manta Ray tour after the GPS told her to enter the water.

www.carexpert.com.au

People are *en ******ed.

Did they make it to the tour on time?

 

[Dazzler9]

Not sure I'd be diving in to "rescue" them either. There's not much you could do, besides risking a drowning yourself.

 

[Dazzler9]

Were they expecting some sort of James Bond style conversion of the vehicle into a submarine?? I just can't fathom the mindset.

 

[Bender_]

Not sure I'd be diving in to "rescue" them either. There's not much you could do, besides risking a drowning yourself.

I wouldn't have saved them purely on the basis of ending their genetics to stop stupid shit like this happening again.

Were they expecting some sort of James Bond style conversion of the vehicle into a submarine?? I just can't fathom the mindset.

Coz they're ****en ******ed.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

 

[Truckosaurus]

I wouldn't have saved them purely on the basis of ending their genetics to stop stupid s**t like this happening again.

If they're old enough to drive they're old enough to have already reproduced, I'm afraid.

 

[Into The Black]

GPS instructs tourists looking for Manta Rays to drive into ocean

A tourist in Hawaii has taken a wrong turn while looking for a Manta Ray tour after the GPS told her to enter the water.

www.carexpert.com.au

People are *en ******ed.

Shouldn't be surprised I guess.

 

[Bender_]

Shouldn't be surprised I guess.

Up there with the bloke that bought a new Winnebago, drove it down the highway, chucked on the cruise control and went in the back to have a wash. Woke up upside-down in the shower on the side of the road.

 

[Truckosaurus]

* frantically tries to come up with a joke combining 'cruise' control and steering your car into water *

* fails *

 

[kane249]

* frantically tries to come up with a joke combining 'cruise' control and steering your car into water *

* fails *

I'm pretty sure that line of thinking was how they came up with Speed 2

 

[Forward Press]

I'm pretty sure that line of thinking was how they came up with Speed 2

 

[FKASC]

* frantically tries to come up with a joke combining 'cruise' control and steering your car into water *

* fails *

Could’ve said something like

“Still a more responsible cruise controller than Francesco Schettino”

 

[Mop]

GPS instructs tourists looking for Manta Rays to drive into ocean

A tourist in Hawaii has taken a wrong turn while looking for a Manta Ray tour after the GPS told her to enter the water.

www.carexpert.com.au

People are *en ******ed.

I miss the old google days where if you put in directions from say, here to LA it'd tell you to Kayak for 15000 kms or something. Good times

 

[Mop]

Up there with the bloke that bought a new Winnebago, drove it down the highway, chucked on the cruise control and went in the back to have a wash. Woke up upside-down in the shower on the side of the road.

I need to find this article, that's wild

 

[Mop]

Clearly old mate Washy McGee wasn't alone

Woman crashed motorhome using cruise control while making cup of tea

A woman crashed her new luxury motorhome at 40mph after putting on the cruise control and getting up to make a cup of tea, a court heard today.

www.suffolkgazette.com

 

[Mop]

Edit: Taken!

 

[RookiePick]

Clearly old mate Washy McGee wasn't alone

Woman crashed motorhome using cruise control while making cup of tea

A woman crashed her new luxury motorhome at 40mph after putting on the cruise control and getting up to make a cup of tea, a court heard today.

www.suffolkgazette.com

CRETINgham.

Delightful.

 

[THE A5]

Shouldn't be surprised I guess.

Seriously think people turn their brains off when they go on holidays

 

[Ochre]

Seriously think people turn their brains off when they go on holidays

Do you go on holidays a lot then?