Autopsy Review 2022 R4, v. Melbourne (The most sackable game in AFL history?)

[Papa G]

Bonner had 37 possessions. I vacant recall 1.That is where we are at.

 

[Hammer#8]

It was a dishonest performance, playing keepings off and trying to control the ball with slow sideways kicks in defence.

It was purposely orchestrated to keep the margin close, and for the coaches to pat themselves on the back with a 5 goal loss to Melbourne.

A few late goals when the Demons put the cue in the rack means nothing.

It was a pathetic performance, a team that is disconnected, poorly skilled with a dysfunctional forward line.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

I know players have pride but I just can't help but think Houston's goal stopped a sacking that would have happened immediately after the game.

 

[Mikey13G]

If you just looked at the score and saw that we lost by 32 points it doesn't seem that bad. In reality we should've lost by 10 goals. A goalless half was disgusting and something that Port has never dished up in the AFL before. The pressure on Ken continues to build.

 

[Power Raid]

overall.........exceeded my expectations

 

[Portmagpies36]

Last 3 home games
12 goal loss v Bulldogs
11 goal loss v Hawthorn
1 goal v Melbourne 3/4 time

 

[Power Raid]

A demon player almost broke sweat

That was the equivalent of a bye for the dees

 

[GremioPower]

Would David Koch please ring Ken Hinkley on 1800 101010? That's 1800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

I had already posted a review thread, skipper.

Autopsy - Review 2022 R4, v. Melbourne (The most sackable game in AFL history?)

Goalless midway Q3. I was already done. Now, I’m overcooked. More cooked than Koch’s and Kenny’s reign at the club. Please, just go.

www.bigfooty.com

 

[pastmyprimus]

Whenever I saw Gawn take a mark it reminded me of how badly Lycett played

 

[kdavva]

And again, I don't know why we play some SANFL middle age players while Sam Hayes and Duursma linger in the seconds and get scapegoated

If I was Sam Hayes’ agent I’d be on the phone to half the league right now seeing what kind of trade could be done at the end of the season.

 

[PAFC66]

It's a shame Melbourne couldn't put their foot down but I guess they got bored. Why bother injuring yourself against a bottom 2 side

 

[Greasyrhys]

Spew-worthy

 

[Port85]

Sigh.

 

[finbarr]

If Melbourne gave even half a shit tonight, we would've been destroyed. They treated us with the level of respect we deserve at the moment. Carlton next round though? They'll murder us.

Wait 'til they come up against an enthusiastic, well drilled Carlton with something to prove next week in Melbourne.

 

[Portmagpies36]

I know players have pride but I just can't help but think Houston's goal stopped a sacking that would have happened immediately after the game.

Everyone is hoping we don't score so Hinkley is sacked tonight, there is no way they will sack him whether we score 0,1,2,3 or 4 goals.

 

[Windy Cindy]

So Basset or Cornes as the interim coach?

Please
No

 

[LittleLika]

Done a good job paying homage to the 10 year anniversary of Primusball. Could've sworn I had seen this slow headless chicken possession gameplan somewhere before.

Darren pfieffer in
Ken out

 

[RangaInTeal]

If you just looked at the score and saw that we lost by 32 points it doesn't seem that bad. In reality we should've lost by 10 goals. A goalless half was disgusting and something that Port has never dished up in the AFL before. The pressure on Ken continues to build.

The same way as we 'just' lost to Brisbane in Brisbane and lost 'after the siren' in the Showdown. It is the game, it is the style, it is the desire, intent, desperation, the ball move movement, the forward entries...

 

[chachi11]

How is McEntee on an AFL list let alone get games

 

[philreich]

Ah well next stop for the Hinkley farewell tour is the MCG for a pantsing by Carlton. Good times.

And just for old time's sake, Glen Nicholls can be one of the umpires.

 

[afl2004]

3 marks inside 50 and btw Melbourne played awful for most the match

 

[Jakksynn]

The anger has subsided and now the depression is settling in. There’s no coming back from this. Welcome to a full rebuild

 

[Jojay]

Jeebus early April and the season's done. Who woulda thunk it

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

I don’t know what the opposite of bold attacking football is, safe and boring I guess. That’s what we played.

And couldn’t execute even the basics

Deplorable

 

[JimmyBC]

Shaun Burgoyne

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Shaun Burgoyne

Age

42

Ht

186cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.0

4star

K

9.9

4star

HB

8.1

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.8

5star

MG

162.7

3star

D

10.0

3star

K

5.6

2star

HB

4.4

3star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.6

4star

MG

162.7

3star

D

6.2

2star

K

3.2

2star

HB

3.0

3star

M

1.2

2star

T

1.6

4star

doesn't give two shits about us lol