Game Day Round 11: Port Adelaide v Essendon, Sund... ah who even cares anymore (4.40pm)

[VelvetSledge]

based god angus monfries

PORT ADELAIDE POWER

Two goals two behinds compared to seven goals eight won't give you much of a chance of winning.
Sorry, I didn't watch it.

GEELONG CATS 11.16 82
def.
PORT ADELAIDE POWER 7.5 47

GOALS: Farrell, Marshall, Gray 2, Finlayson
BEST: Farrell, Houston, Wines, Butters, Boak

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ESSENDON BOMBERS

sigh

RICHMOND TIGERS 11.14 80
def.
ESSINGTON BOMBERS 7.6 48

GOALS: Hobbs 2, Francis, Bryan, Shiel, Waterman, Perkins
BEST: I dunno. Parish, Redman? Junior?

PORT EMERGENCIES: Lachie Jones, Mitch Georgiades

19

Mitch Georgiades

Age

23

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

2.0

5star

D

11.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

3star

G

2.0

5star

D

11.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

2.0

5star

, Jed McEntee, Martin Frederick
ESSENDON EMERGENCIES: Brayden Ham, Brandon Zerk-Thatcher

25

Brandon...

Age

26

Ht

195cm

Wt

91kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.5

3star

MG

148.5

2star

D

12.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

MG

124.0

2star

D

11.5

3star

K

8.5

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.5

5star

T

1.5

4star

MG

148.5

3star

, Tom Cutler

12

Tom Cutler

Age

29

Ht

192cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.1

4star

K

11.7

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.7

4star

T

1.7

4star

MG

317.5

4star

D

15.5

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.5

2star

MG

317.5

4star

D

12.0

3star

K

8.4

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

, Aaron Francis

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PORT OUTS: Lachie Jones, Martin Frederick, Mitch Georgiades

19

Mitch Georgiades

Age

23

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

2.0

5star

D

11.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

3star

G

2.0

5star

D

11.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

2.0

5star

(All omit)
PORT INS: Charlie Dixon

22

Charlie Dixon

Age

34

Ht

200cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.7

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.6

5star

D

10.5

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.5

2star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.5

2star

G

2.5

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

, Riley Bonner

36

Riley Bonner

Age

27

Ht

190cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.2

4star

K

12.1

4star

HB

5.2

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.4

3star

MG

279.8

4star

D

12.3

3star

K

10.3

4star

HB

2.0

1star

M

3.5

3star

T

1.3

2star

MG

279.8

4star

D

21.4

5star

K

14.0

5star

HB

7.4

5star

M

5.0

5star

T

2.0

4star

ESSENDON OUTS: Mason Redman

27

Mason Redman

Age

27

Ht

187cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.2

4star

K

10.1

4star

HB

5.1

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.7

4star

MG

262.0

4star

D

12.0

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

4.2

3star

M

3.2

3star

T

1.8

3star

MG

210.3

3star

D

12.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.4

4star

MG

144.2

3star

(Suspended), Matt Guelfi

35

Matt Guelfi

Age

27

Ht

184cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

8.1

3star

HB

6.1

4star

M

3.2

3star

T

2.9

4star

G

0.2

2star

D

10.5

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

5.5

3star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

2star

G

0.0

1star

D

17.2

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

0.2

3star

(Injured), Aaron Francis, Nick Bryan, Tom Cutler

12

Tom Cutler

Age

29

Ht

192cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.1

4star

K

11.7

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.7

4star

T

1.7

4star

MG

317.5

4star

D

15.5

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.5

2star

MG

317.5

4star

D

12.0

3star

K

8.4

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

(All omit)
ESSENDON INS: Andrew Phillips, Harrison Jones, Jordan Ridley

14

Jordan Ridley

Age

25

Ht

195cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.6

4star

K

11.1

4star

HB

4.5

3star

M

6.4

5star

T

1.7

4star

MG

244.8

4star

D

17.0

4star

K

11.9

5star

HB

5.1

3star

M

6.7

5star

T

1.7

3star

MG

265.4

4star

D

13.8

4star

K

9.6

4star

HB

4.2

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

1.4

4star

MG

208.2

4star

, Jye Caldwell

6

Jye Caldwell

Age

24

Ht

183cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.3

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

6.5

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.7

5star

CL

1.8

4star

D

14.3

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

7.3

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.3

4star

CL

1.8

4star

D

13.6

4star

K

7.0

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

3.8

5star

CL

1.6

4star

---

Subs are announced one hour prior to bounce.

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Will it make a difference at this point?

Round 2, 2021
Adelaide Oval
27/3/2021

PORT PEAR 18.11 119
def.
ESSINGTON 9.11 65

---------

PORT GOALS: Dixon, Georgiades 4, Motlop, Fantasia, Ladhams 2, Lycett, Amon, Houston, Butters
ESSENDON GOALS: Hooker, McDonald-Tipungwuti 3, Langford, Snelling, Cox (lmao every single one of them isn't playing today)

PORT BEST: Wines, Butters, Houston, Lycett, Boak
ESSENDON BEST: Ridley, Hind, Merrett

----------

CHANGES SINCE LAST TIME:

ESSENDON OUTS: McDonald-Tipungwuti, Langford, Redman, Gleeson, Ham, Hooker, Francis, Snelling, Cox, Cutler, Cahill
ESSENDON INS: Reid, Kelly, Heppell, Perkins, Hobbs, Durham, Waterman, Phillips, Martin, Wanganeen

PORT OUTS: Lycett, Ladhams, Georgiades, Hartlett, Fantasia, Duursma, Bergman, Rockliff
PORT INS: Dumont, Marshall, Rozee, Powell-Pepper, Finlayson, Bonner, Hayes

If you couldn't tell, I couldn't care less. At the time of writing this, my football team is in a Champions League final in a matter of hours. I haven't watched a full game of footy in about a month. The game isn't fun to watch anymore.

I'd be happy if we win, but I'm not expecting anything at all.

Port by 44.​

mfw finishing this whilst watching my team lose the CL

 

[Harlequin]

Go Bombers

 

[rumply]

They'll steal one at some point, why not today.

 

[eth-dog]

Win by less than 10 goals and we still have pick 3 I think

 

[Squeaky]

They'll steal one at some point, why not today.

The steal will be a genuine steal from North or West Coast due to some dubious umpiring and we'll win by a kick. Can't see it today...

 

[fairbump_playon]

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based god angus monfries

PORT ADELAIDE POWER

Two goals two behinds compared to seven goals eight won't give you much of a chance of winning.
Sorry, I didn't watch it.

GEELONG CATS 11.16 82
def.
PORT ADELAIDE POWER 7.5 47

GOALS: Farrell, Marshall, Gray 2, Finlayson
BEST: Farrell, Houston, Wines, Butters, Boak

-----------

ESSENDON BOMBERS

sigh

RICHMOND TIGERS 11.14 80
def.
ESSINGTON BOMBERS 7.6 48

GOALS: Hobbs 2, Francis, Bryan, Shiel, Waterman, Perkins
BEST: I dunno. Parish, Redman? Junior?

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PORT EMERGENCIES: Lachie Jones, Mitch Georgiades, Jed McEntee, Martin Frederick
ESSENDON EMERGENCIES: Brayden Ham, Brandon Zerk-Thatcher, Tom Cutler, Aaron Francis

---

PORT OUTS: Lachie Jones, Martin Frederick, Mitch Georgiades (All omit)
PORT INS: Charlie Dixon, Riley Bonner

ESSENDON OUTS: Mason Redman (Suspended), Matt Guelfi (Injured), Aaron Francis, Nick Bryan, Tom Cutler (All omit)
ESSENDON INS: Andrew Phillips, Harrison Jones, Jordan Ridley, Jye Caldwell

---

Subs are announced one hour prior to bounce.

-------

Will it make a difference at this point?

Round 2, 2021
Adelaide Oval
27/3/2021

PORT PEAR 18.11 119
def.
ESSINGTON 9.11 65

---------

PORT GOALS: Dixon, Georgiades 4, Motlop, Fantasia, Ladhams 2, Lycett, Amon, Houston, Butters
ESSENDON GOALS: Hooker, McDonald-Tipungwuti 3, Langford, Snelling, Cox (lmao every single one of them isn't playing today)

PORT BEST: Wines, Butters, Houston, Lycett, Boak
ESSENDON BEST: Ridley, Hind, Merrett

----------

CHANGES SINCE LAST TIME:

ESSENDON OUTS: McDonald-Tipungwuti, Langford, Redman, Gleeson, Ham, Hooker, Francis, Snelling, Cox, Cutler, Cahill
ESSENDON INS: Reid, Kelly, Heppell, Perkins, Hobbs, Durham, Waterman, Phillips, Martin, Wanganeen

PORT OUTS: Lycett, Ladhams, Georgiades, Hartlett, Fantasia, Duursma, Bergman, Rockliff
PORT INS: Dumont, Marshall, Rozee, Powell-Pepper, Finlayson, Bonner, Hayes

If you couldn't tell, I couldn't care less. At the time of writing this, my football team is in a Champions League final in a matter of hours. I haven't watched a full game of footy in about a month. The game isn't fun to watch anymore.

I'd be happy if we win, but I'm not expecting anything at all.

Port by 44.​

mfw finishing this whilst watching my team lose the CL
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Well put

At this stage of the year the joy from any wins or good performances would be tempered by two thoughts:

• why didn’t this happen earlier?
• dammit they better not worsen their draft position

 

[Bjchan13]

I'll watch it of course but this could be ugly. Port are still playing for finals and percentage will come in to play for them later in the season. We cant match them physically if they bring their A game.

 

[sameolds33]

Looking forward to seeing Harry Jones play after so long. No expectations.

Thanks VS.

 

[scythe]

Made it from Victoria Square to the ground in full gear without being snapped in half. We’re kicking goals already.

 

[Vindicater]

Been a marvellous day in Adelaide until the last 30 mins or so.

Now looks like God is about to take a piss directly on top of us.

 

[Lore]

 

[Lore]

 

[windyhill]

Rain coming ! We’re so good in the rain , especially when there is a roof.

 

[Lore]

Heppell not exactly a little bloke but looks smol next to Truck

 

[Lore]

Rain coming ! We’re so good in the rain , especially when there is a roof.

Parish is anyway.

 

[bombre-boy]

Thread title says it all....

 

[Alberto_Magnifico]

Righto I wonder if I make it past half time today, it has been a while

 

[Beerfish]

my air fryer is drowning out inxs

 

[mike14]

There was just no pressure placed on the ball carrier or supporting runners then

 

[windyhill]

This is a hot week for 2MP, come on son....

 

[windyhill]

my air fryer is drowning out inxs

Kylie Minogue likes this.

 

[Beerfish]

shiel

 

[Reximilian]

Why did Heppell choose to kick to the north end? There’s a bit of a northerly wind so going that way will be a bit harder in the 1st qtr in a game where early scores before the storm will count for a lot.

 

[Lore]

If only he was 3 Metre Peter he might have taken that

 

[Tassieboy]

Parish the butcher