VelvetSledge
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- May 24, 2007
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ESSENDON BOMBERS
In a dour affair, the struggling Dons went down to a resurgent Port Adelaide by 16 points at Adelaide Oval.
Started poorly and never really looked like getting back into a serious position in the game.
Poor kicking is poor footy, and we are seriously poor. 6 shots on goal in the first quarter for no goals is not only disappointing, but it's also borderline unforgivable.
Halfway through the second quarter and Andrew Phillips gets a goal, but we ended the half having kicked 2.9.
We actually seemed to play seriously well when the rain got going, which is a nice change.
It's raining all day today, so... Maybe we'll have a good crack.
PORT ADELAIDE 9.12 66
def.
ESSENDON 6.14 50
GOALS: Durham, Jones, Martin, McGrath, Phillips, Waterman
BEST: Parish, Martin, Hind, Merrett, Hobbs, Phillips
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F*CK CARLTON
F*ck Carlton.
COLLINGWOOD 11.13 79
def.
F*CK CARLTON 11.9 75
GOALS: F*ck Carlton.
BEST: F*ck Carlton.
ESSENDON EMERGENCIES: Alec Waterman, Tom Cutler, James Stewart, Tex Wanganeen
F*CK CARLTON EMERGENCIES: Jesse Motlop, Will Setterfield, Brodie Kemp, Matthew Cottrell
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ESSENDON OUTS: Devon Smith (injured), Brayden Ham (Medi-sub), Alec Waterman, Tex Wanganeen (Both omit)
ESSENDON INS: Jake Stringer, Mason Redman, Matt Guelfi
F*CK CARLTON OUTS: Jacob Weitering (injured), Jack Carroll (Medi-sub), Jesse Motlop, Liam Stocker, Matthew Cottrell, Paddy Dow (All omit)
F*CK CARLTON INS: Caleb Marchbank, Harry McKay, Jack Martin, Jordan Boyd, Matthew Kennedy
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Subs are announced one hour prior to bounce.
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F*ck Carlton.
Round 7, 2021
MCG
2/5/2021
ESSENDON 16.11 107
def. by
F*CK CARLTON 19.9 123
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ESSENDON GOALS: Hooker 5, McDonald-Tipungwuti 4, Stringer, Jones 3, Smith
F*CK CARLTON GOALS: McKay 4, Betts, Owies 3, Cuningham, Fogarty 2, E. Curnow, Cripps, McGovern, Saad, Walsh
ESSENDON BEST: Merrett, Parish, Hooker, Perkins, McGrath
F*CK CARLTON BEST: Walsh, E. Curnow, Saad, Weitering, McKay
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CHANGES SINCE LAST TIME:
ESSENDON OUTS: Langford, Snelling, Hooker, Cox, Smith, Bryan, Ham, McDonald-Tipungwuti, Stewart, Zaharakis
ESSENDON INS: Reid, Kelly, Caldwell, Shiel, Durham, Phillips, Martin, Hobbs, Draper
F*** CARLTON OUTS: E. Curnow, Cuningham, Weitering, Gibbons, Cottrell, Pittonet, Petrevski-Seton, Fogarty, Betts, Casboult, Stocker, Jones, McGovern, Parks, Dow
F*** CARLTON INS: Fisher, C. Curnow, Durdin, Martin, O'Brien, Newman, Young, Boyd, De Koning, Cerra, Hewett, Silvagni, Kennedy, Marchbank
I know it's our 150th celebration, and the line has been to celebrate the club and its success and not the last 12 weeks, but jeez it's hard to get geared up to do so.
We showed a bit more the last time we played, but Carlton is playing for a Top 4 spot this season. We just have to hope that we can get it together, even just for this week, to put smiles back on the faces of Essendon supporters who have been doing it tough.
F*** Carlton.
Essendon by 3.
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