Review Round 19, 2023 vs Collingwood

[Doctor Feel]

Drew is now one of our most important players and one of the first picked.

 

[afl2004]

I don't really understand Duursma. He's like the most streaky footballer I've ever seen. Either will deliver incredible run and forward entries or he does something completely unskilled like being unable to bounce the ball on the wing in open space in the first quarter.

There is no middle ground with him.

He's Brad ebert clone on the wing

 

[Doctor Feel]

Push teams? What a losers attitude

We exist to push teams

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

 

[gbear]

Drew is now one of our most important players and one of the first picked.

He didn’t disgrace himself tonight.

 

[hammo24]

Can’t give up 6 final quarter goals against the pies and expect to win. It’s again the basics that let us down again and again.

Lot of individual **** ups

Farrell tackle on diacos - goal
jones spud kick on the full - goal
jones + mckenzie missing the ball - goal
just simple mistakes smh

 

[Poo Eckert]

A lot of bed wetting here, we’re in it. Ball and luck didn’t bounce our way when it mattered.

I’m confident we will beat Crows and Pussies

 

[Ah12]

He's Brad ebert clone on the wing

He couldnt carry Eberts bags. Not saying Ebert was a freak or anything but hes 2 rungs below what Ebert was.

 

[JimmyBC]

McRae said it's the best game he's been involved in since being at Collingwood. Pressure etc.

 

[Chrizzt]

Didn’t hate McEntees game but DBJ and Raz for Mac and Evans is worth more than a couple of goals.

Finlayson had a mare but it’s genuinely concerning that the only player all season capable of taking a contested mark in the forward half of the ground is limping around on half a leg.

 

[Papa G]

Can we all agree keeping Boak on the list is nuts? Him wanting to play on is purely selfish.

 

[gbear]

McRae said it's the best game he's been involved in since being at Collingwood. Pressure etc.

Meanwhile stinkley chugs down some more Pepsi max.

 

[Portmagpies36]

They do deliver. It's the forwards inaccuracy that *s it up. That game is over at 3/4 time if our forwards and wingers convert but as we know, they never do.

Their mids were outplayed in the third but our forwards didn't punish them. Its not fair on butters, rozee, jhf and drew to continually have forwards that torch their good work.

Look at the premiership sides over the years, nearly all of them have a strong marking forward who kicks goals we are badly lacking Hawkins Lynch Riewoldt Franklin etc

 

[gbear]

Can we all agree keeping Boak on the list is nuts? Him wanting to play on is purely selfish.

His time should end come seasons end.

 

[JakeNeadeFan]

Simply not hard enough and tough enough for long enough. If you look at the Hinkley era of Port Adelaide that basically typifies our performances in games that matter.

Yeah we tried hard. Yeah we got close and did many good things. But it's not good enough and it's never been good enough with this team. You have four quarters to put away the opposition and if you don't do it your not good enough.

Todd Marshall

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Todd Marshall

Age

26

Ht

198cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.0

2star

K

6.4

3star

HB

2.5

2star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

8.9

2star

K

7.1

3star

HB

1.8

1star

M

3.8

4star

T

3.0

4star

G

1.1

5star

D

9.6

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.6

5star

.. just an absolutely weak footballer. Barely won a contest for the night and when it came down to it and the game was on his boot ****ed it up big time. And I've seen it all before with him.

 

[JUSTWORK]

A lot of bed wetting here, we’re in it. Ball and luck didn’t bounce our way when it mattered.

I’m confident we will beat Crows and Pussies

It wasn't luck, Jamie Elliott was kicking gals from the boundary line whilst we had guys missing regulation goals.

 

[Papa G]

McRae said it's the best game he's been involved in since being at Collingwood. Pressure etc.

Mcrae can suck my dick

 

[Doctor Feel]

A lot of bed wetting here, we’re in it. Ball and luck didn’t bounce our way when it mattered.

I’m confident we will beat Crows and Pussies

Haven't heard this one before.

Hell, pretty sure Hinkley has lent on this crutch before, talking about "you need some luck" hurddurr

 

[gbear]

Look at the premiership sides over the years, nearly all of them have a strong marking forward who kicks goals we are badly lacking Hawkins Lynch Riewoldt Franklin etc

Which we don’t have, nor do we have a decent ruck.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

I know our assets dried up with the JHF trade but I have a feeling the club didn't think we would be 'this good' so were content with leaving us with a shit ruck, shit key defender depth and shit overall depth. Like any one of the three issues rectified on our list would probably put us ahead of Collingwood this year.

If 2021 and 2022 seasons were swaped around, I wonder if there'd be more urgency over the offseason and we'd be in better shape right now.

 

[Ported]

In 2007 Port won an away game to Geelong by 5 points. End up losing GF by 119 points.

In 2021 Port won an away game to Western Bulldogs by 2 points. End up losing Prelim by 71 pts.

Here's your pattern!

No pattern! All chaos!

 

[gbear]

It wasn't luck, Jamie Elliott was kicking gals from the boundary line whilst we had guys missing regulation goals.

Our key forwards were poor.

 

[JimmyBC]

Mcrae can suck my dick

Not sure he's into small meals.

 

[gbear]

I know our assets dried up with the JHF trade but I have a feeling the club didn't think we would be 'this good' so were content with leaving us with a s**t ruck, s**t key defender depth and s**t overall depth. Like any one of the three issues rectified on our list would probably put us ahead of Collingwood this year.

If 2021 and 2022 seasons were swaped around, I wonder if there'd be more urgency over the offseason and we'd be in better shape right now.

So many changes are needed at the club. Foremost Hinkley needs to go along with Richardson and Koch.

 

[PowerLil]

What are Qualifying Finals like at the Gabba?

Won't have to worry if we finish 5th.