Round 7 2014: Carlton v Collingwood

[pinot]

Poor Daisy....not really earn your 700k princess.

 

[el toado]

This game is horrible to watch. I am not sure if its the game plan or the players (probably both really) but Carlton dont even look like an AFL standard team.

If I were a neutral fan I would have switched over an hour ago, but seeing as though its us thrashing the blues I am finding it beautiful!

 

[Cleric]

Malthouse and Thomas part of a Collingwood conspiracy confirmed.

 

[MeestaNob]

Total garbage by Carlton. If it were anyone other than Malthouse we'd be hearing "sack the coach".

 

[jimmy35]

Malthouse should just retire at the end of the match

Mickey's got his eye on the coaching record, no chance of walking away before that.

 

[I am Jack]

why? Does he some kind of disease that stops him from going in hard for the footy?

No, he has no support.

Murphy is such a great user of the ball when in open space, you don't want him on the bottom of packs.
Use your common sense, for christs sake.

 

[CasuallyDressed]

I'm not meant to like Carlton players but I genuinely like Kade Simpson.

 

[yakka man]

Gibbs is a contender for the softest footballer ever to play the game.

 

[Rustin Cohle]

In typical Collingwpod fashion this will end up being a 4 goal win.

 

[Boxhead_31]

You just feel like their coming don't you

 

[King Elvis]

Total garbage by Carlton. If it were anyone other than Malthouse we'd be hearing "sack the coach".

He was left a shit sandwich.

Should've gone scorched earth last year - their list is a joke.

Loaded with early draft picks, most of them are shit or soft.

 

[Kakkle]

Gibbs is a contender for the softest footballer ever to play the game.

Yet will most likely play 300+ games.

 

[maryjames]

Ffs pies. Smash them. Wasting so many opportunities to make this a 80 point win.

 

[manboob]

Thanks for admitting you trolled. Fun while it lasted was it?

Not all. A guy who is 206cm was beaten in a marking "contest" (I use the term loosely cause Warnock's effort was pathetic) by a guy who is 177cm. Still happened.

 

[mike14]

No, he has no support.

Murphy is such a great user of the ball when in open space, you don't want him on the bottom of packs.
Use your common sense, for christs sake.

my common sense says 'when it's your time to go, you go' regardless of whether you are an outside or inside player. Obviously his (and yours) doesn't.

 

[WowWeee]

3rd goal for the night, great effort boizz

 

[Smiling Buddha]

Bruce just then..
"It's like the seams are coming off... like a skirt... and it's not pretty to be honest"

Quoted for posterity.

The lovely Steph

Are tuckshop arms the in thing these days?

 

[Sprout]

how. did. we. lose

Yeah really. How? How?

 

[RuFiO]

Ffs pies. Smash them. Wasting so many opportunities to make this a 80 point win.

We don't like winning by big margins.

 

[Stax on the mill]

Wow. Pies supporters can count.

Actually my 2 year old was aware of it. Doesn't say much for you.

 

[Boxhead_31]

Quoted for posterity.

Are tuckshop arms the in thing these days?

They provide that nice cooling breeze when you're working up a sweat

 

[Cleric]

Gibbs is a contender for the softest footballer ever to play the game.

Nah he is just confused with the bump rule. Its screwing the game i tell ya.

 

[Ancient Tiger]

Gibbs is a contender for the softest footballer ever to play the game.

Seriously, what's happened to him? A few years ago he looked like he could be anything.

 

[yakka man]

Yet will most likely play 300+ games.

300 bruise-free games.

 

[Blueyboy74]

Pies have got their 2010 manic pressure back - will go deep. Thought their skills were a bit off in the 1st quarter but Carlton's skills in the first 3 qtrs have been unbelievably appalling. As bad as I can recall for a long time, including the crap my team dishes up on frequent occasions.